Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Some want me to feel
sorry for myself in hate
to do their own work

too lazy to commit
to your hatred? there is no
re-birth, only, hell or heaven
Haiku # 19109, March 12, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
after the crime then what?
we all move on, learning to
pack a few more glocks
Haiku # 19108, March 12, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Moxie
But, it's better than
my self righteous nonsense of
two belief poker
Haiku # 19107, March 12, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by Moxie
you hit it off bored
worshipping self or action
calloused in the soul
Haiku # 19106, March 12, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by Moxie
or in another
sense, me on the LHP
isn't really me
Haiku # 19105, March 12, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by Moxie
if you're going to
play games with God and life then
be prepared to pay
Haiku # 19104, March 12, 2002 2:27 pm ET
by Moxie
filthy father feels
and prays to alterboy bums
all religions suck
Haiku # 19103, March 12, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by christslapper
my girl and my cat
snuggling so warm and clean
as i plot their death
Haiku # 19102, March 12, 2002 2:11 pm ET
by christslapper
saint stupid kneals down
"oh my god baby brains everywhere"
what a wacky world
Haiku # 19101, March 12, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by christslapper
poor jake has no girl
now bills bum feels his love lost
eggs is on a roll
Haiku # 19100, March 12, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Paul Klee
I guess had fun...
Haiku # 19099, March 12, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Mox
I wish I had that
empathy but like EIB
too busy competing
Haiku # 19098, March 12, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Mox
ash, listen to this
silence, Hemmingway bean cooked...
sometimes haiku is

nothing
Haiku # 19097, March 12, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by Mox
my baby left me
now i'm feeling so confused
she took everything

but these haiku blues
she took my haiku moment
my syllable count

she got my damn dog
and cleared out my bank account
low down haiku blues
Haiku # 19096, March 12, 2002 12:35 pm ET
by scott
penelope left -
oh, i'm doing fine, although
it's hard on the kids
Haiku # 19095, March 12, 2002 12:30 pm ET
by scott
it's just nobody
knows baby where love goes, but
when it goes it's gone
Haiku # 19094, March 12, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by scott (that last positing wasn't mine), presenting the wisdom of bruce springsteen
what happened to love
roses for penelope
then she went away
Haiku # 19093, March 12, 2002 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
knew an English lad
referred to old toast and jam
as a 'jelly piece'
Haiku # 19092, March 12, 2002 10:48 am ET
by A. Musing
nasty business that
though Alaska beautiful
no chance in the arts?
Haiku # 19091, March 12, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Boston gal (thanx k, Dr. Claw led me astray re: bot Mox)
interviewed for a
social work job, then thought of
mox, and changed my mind

the fisheries in
alaska are hiring.
Have sent resume
Haiku # 19090, March 12, 2002 9:30 am ET
by k of west coast looking north
insomnia, yet
another beer soaked morning
sleeping pills don't work
Haiku # 19089, March 12, 2002 9:26 am ET
by k of watching sun rise....grrrrrrrrr
no, moxie is a
bot, not even human, k
is a girl, likes art

Haiku # 19088, March 12, 2002 9:22 am ET
by k
snoop dogg and ashes
greet me this a.m. and... WHAT?
Moxie is a girl?
Haiku # 19087, March 12, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Boston gal doth inquire


"kiss me, ashes, I'm
falling through a dark swirl..sweeps
of light undo me."

*from The Lost Son
Haiku # 19086, March 12, 2002 5:49 am ET
by k of reading roethke...made me think of ash
Jelly and toast, still
Enough to boast of in good
And bad times alike
Haiku # 19085, March 12, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Dr. Claw
Jelly and toast, still
Enough to boast of in good
And bad times alike
Haiku # 19084, March 12, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Dr. Claw
ess en double o pee
dee o double gizee
ya know what that's from?
Haiku # 19083, March 11, 2002 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
big lump in my throat
I decided to swallow
rather than wallow
Haiku # 19082, March 11, 2002 10:20 pm ET
by Mellie
reincarnation
it's just what you're looking for
first you have to die
Haiku # 19081, March 11, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by ash
absorbed in yourself
whining for our sympathy
try some empathy
Haiku # 19080, March 11, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by ash
what is the message ?
even if you wrote haiku
it would say nothing
Haiku # 19079, March 11, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by ash
you sit in the bowel
of bad arse poetry site
like malignancy

Haiku # 19078, March 11, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by ash
i sit in stasis
waiting to break out of my
cocoon, my dead shell
Haiku # 19077, March 11, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by Moxie
nature has ordained
that I cause death and re-birth
and it's not painless
Haiku # 19076, March 11, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Moxie
dig in the dirt and
taste the rawness of the flesh
of carrots, taters...
Haiku # 19075, March 11, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19074, March 11, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
think we read your spew?
moxie, all you ever do
is bury haiku
Haiku # 19073, March 11, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by scott
I'm laughing at myself
now for being what all
said I was here...

I wonder how you'll
see Christ someday?
Instead of this angry ranting?
Haiku # 19071, March 11, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
well, children, if you
won't take me here
the tales are meant to be told

and Soviet Russia fell
why remember them?
solidarity to those

in your shoes would
gladly send you to
Cyberia to die
Haiku # 19070, March 11, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a psycho
driven by the need to
prove I am not so

only to find that
either the swat team
guns me down in cold blood

and the death tastes good
or, I find that wonder
of truth despite Hemmingway
Haiku # 19069, March 11, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by Moxie
It is a world gone
by power and driven by
stale cardboard faces
and men behind their own times
dead while alive
Haiku # 19068, March 11, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Moxie
A censored voice goes
onto other places there
saying, what they need
hopefully
Haiku # 19067, March 11, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
blindness is sometimes
determination driven
by misplaced faith
Haiku # 19066, March 11, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Moxie
just sharing bounty
sought treasures sometimes appear
from murkiest depths
Haiku # 19065, March 11, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by Boston gal (yeah, HAD to post that)
You are so correct:
18 thousand nine nine seven
Is a real gem
Haiku # 19064, March 11, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by Janis
Next version of site:
First priority is a
Good killfile system
Haiku # 19063, March 11, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by Janis
who turned off the heat
sixty-seven Saturday
less than half today
Haiku # 19062, March 11, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by Blueblooded Bostonian
This morning I fly
in an arc, from here to there
on a block of cheese
Haiku # 19061, March 11, 2002 9:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
if you could be me
for just one tiny instant
you'd laugh at yourself
Haiku # 19060, March 11, 2002 6:32 am ET
by ash
haiku haemorrhoid
hanging from our bad arse verse
irritatingly
Haiku # 19059, March 11, 2002 6:31 am ET
by ash
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