Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

nasty business that
though Alaska beautiful
no chance in the arts?
Haiku # 19091, March 12, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Boston gal (thanx k, Dr. Claw led me astray re: bot Mox)
interviewed for a
social work job, then thought of
mox, and changed my mind

the fisheries in
alaska are hiring.
Have sent resume
Haiku # 19090, March 12, 2002 9:30 am ET
by k of west coast looking north
insomnia, yet
another beer soaked morning
sleeping pills don't work
Haiku # 19089, March 12, 2002 9:26 am ET
by k of watching sun rise....grrrrrrrrr
no, moxie is a
bot, not even human, k
is a girl, likes art

Haiku # 19088, March 12, 2002 9:22 am ET
by k
snoop dogg and ashes
greet me this a.m. and... WHAT?
Moxie is a girl?
Haiku # 19087, March 12, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Boston gal doth inquire


"kiss me, ashes, I'm
falling through a dark swirl..sweeps
of light undo me."

*from The Lost Son
Haiku # 19086, March 12, 2002 5:49 am ET
by k of reading roethke...made me think of ash
Jelly and toast, still
Enough to boast of in good
And bad times alike
Haiku # 19085, March 12, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Dr. Claw
Jelly and toast, still
Enough to boast of in good
And bad times alike
Haiku # 19084, March 12, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Dr. Claw
ess en double o pee
dee o double gizee
ya know what that's from?
Haiku # 19083, March 11, 2002 10:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
big lump in my throat
I decided to swallow
rather than wallow
Haiku # 19082, March 11, 2002 10:20 pm ET
by Mellie
reincarnation
it's just what you're looking for
first you have to die
Haiku # 19081, March 11, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by ash
absorbed in yourself
whining for our sympathy
try some empathy
Haiku # 19080, March 11, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by ash
what is the message ?
even if you wrote haiku
it would say nothing
Haiku # 19079, March 11, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by ash
you sit in the bowel
of bad arse poetry site
like malignancy

Haiku # 19078, March 11, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by ash
i sit in stasis
waiting to break out of my
cocoon, my dead shell
Haiku # 19077, March 11, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by Moxie
nature has ordained
that I cause death and re-birth
and it's not painless
Haiku # 19076, March 11, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Moxie
dig in the dirt and
taste the rawness of the flesh
of carrots, taters...
Haiku # 19075, March 11, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19074, March 11, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
think we read your spew?
moxie, all you ever do
is bury haiku
Haiku # 19073, March 11, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by scott
I'm laughing at myself
now for being what all
said I was here...

I wonder how you'll
see Christ someday?
Instead of this angry ranting?
Haiku # 19071, March 11, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
well, children, if you
won't take me here
the tales are meant to be told

and Soviet Russia fell
why remember them?
solidarity to those

in your shoes would
gladly send you to
Cyberia to die
Haiku # 19070, March 11, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a psycho
driven by the need to
prove I am not so

only to find that
either the swat team
guns me down in cold blood

and the death tastes good
or, I find that wonder
of truth despite Hemmingway
Haiku # 19069, March 11, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by Moxie
It is a world gone
by power and driven by
stale cardboard faces
and men behind their own times
dead while alive
Haiku # 19068, March 11, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Moxie
A censored voice goes
onto other places there
saying, what they need
hopefully
Haiku # 19067, March 11, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
blindness is sometimes
determination driven
by misplaced faith
Haiku # 19066, March 11, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Moxie
just sharing bounty
sought treasures sometimes appear
from murkiest depths
Haiku # 19065, March 11, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by Boston gal (yeah, HAD to post that)
You are so correct:
18 thousand nine nine seven
Is a real gem
Haiku # 19064, March 11, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by Janis
Next version of site:
First priority is a
Good killfile system
Haiku # 19063, March 11, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by Janis
who turned off the heat
sixty-seven Saturday
less than half today
Haiku # 19062, March 11, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by Blueblooded Bostonian
This morning I fly
in an arc, from here to there
on a block of cheese
Haiku # 19061, March 11, 2002 9:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
if you could be me
for just one tiny instant
you'd laugh at yourself
Haiku # 19060, March 11, 2002 6:32 am ET
by ash
haiku haemorrhoid
hanging from our bad arse verse
irritatingly
Haiku # 19059, March 11, 2002 6:31 am ET
by ash
the pot boils over
the time has come to begin
the race dialogue
Haiku # 19058, March 11, 2002 3:51 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
say bricka bracka
firecracka siss-poom-bah
bugs bunny rah rah!
Haiku # 19057, March 11, 2002 3:48 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
cincinnati gets
one seed in the tournament
now i hope they bloom
Haiku # 19056, March 11, 2002 3:46 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
the sun is shining
the world is beautiful
except for moxie
Haiku # 19055, March 10, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by ash
you're a psychopath
like fingernails on blackboard
your non-haiku grates

if you had insight
you'd notice that "a small clique"
is everyone else
Haiku # 19054, March 10, 2002 10:41 pm ET
by ash
Lost on bad haiku (18919)
The only way out of here
Is "Shut down browser"
Haiku # 19053, March 10, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by One more from one, then gotta go...
Stumbled on treasure!
Haiku 18997!
Good joke for e-mail!
Haiku # 19052, March 10, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by One of (m.o., d.b.)
Lost in bad haiku;
Somehow an hour has gone by...
Fascinating crap!
Haiku # 19051, March 10, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by One who now will drop seasonal line of M.O. (D.B.)
Really bad haiku
Is like winter evening fart
Warm stink, lingers long
Haiku # 19050, March 10, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by One who rememberd seasonal line of Medford Oregon (Deadford Boregon)
I have reaped what I
have sown here, and it just should
Be better than that
Haiku # 19049, March 10, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Ghar
Moxie is a soda
tastes bitter and is acquired
not everyone likes it
Haiku # 19048, March 10, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by Ghar
They said they don't
desire to get into
that path. Blamed them not...
Haiku # 19047, March 10, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Ghar
Man hunting, fishing
has no time for books or words
yet still has wisdom
Haiku # 19046, March 10, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Ghar
Rebirth must be when
The person tries another
way to live themself
Haiku # 19045, March 10, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Ghar
quickly sought priceline
submitted 'buy tickets now'
paid too much for flight
Haiku # 19044, March 10, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by Boston gal
teRmites
Haiku # 19043, March 10, 2002 2:56 pm ET
by B. Oh
small wood-colored grains
tiny piles found beneath sink
temites have found home
Haiku # 19042, March 10, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by Bashed Oh
bad haiku lesson:
if the frog jumps in the pond
the fish will scatter
Haiku # 19041, March 10, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by Bashed Oh
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