Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

This morning I fly
in an arc, from here to there
on a block of cheese
Haiku # 19061, March 11, 2002 9:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
if you could be me
for just one tiny instant
you'd laugh at yourself
Haiku # 19060, March 11, 2002 6:32 am ET
by ash
haiku haemorrhoid
hanging from our bad arse verse
irritatingly
Haiku # 19059, March 11, 2002 6:31 am ET
by ash
the pot boils over
the time has come to begin
the race dialogue
Haiku # 19058, March 11, 2002 3:51 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
say bricka bracka
firecracka siss-poom-bah
bugs bunny rah rah!
Haiku # 19057, March 11, 2002 3:48 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
cincinnati gets
one seed in the tournament
now i hope they bloom
Haiku # 19056, March 11, 2002 3:46 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
the sun is shining
the world is beautiful
except for moxie
Haiku # 19055, March 10, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by ash
you're a psychopath
like fingernails on blackboard
your non-haiku grates

if you had insight
you'd notice that "a small clique"
is everyone else
Haiku # 19054, March 10, 2002 10:41 pm ET
by ash
Lost on bad haiku (18919)
The only way out of here
Is "Shut down browser"
Haiku # 19053, March 10, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by One more from one, then gotta go...
Stumbled on treasure!
Haiku 18997!
Good joke for e-mail!
Haiku # 19052, March 10, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by One of (m.o., d.b.)
Lost in bad haiku;
Somehow an hour has gone by...
Fascinating crap!
Haiku # 19051, March 10, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by One who now will drop seasonal line of M.O. (D.B.)
Really bad haiku
Is like winter evening fart
Warm stink, lingers long
Haiku # 19050, March 10, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by One who rememberd seasonal line of Medford Oregon (Deadford Boregon)
I have reaped what I
have sown here, and it just should
Be better than that
Haiku # 19049, March 10, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Ghar
Moxie is a soda
tastes bitter and is acquired
not everyone likes it
Haiku # 19048, March 10, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by Ghar
They said they don't
desire to get into
that path. Blamed them not...
Haiku # 19047, March 10, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Ghar
Man hunting, fishing
has no time for books or words
yet still has wisdom
Haiku # 19046, March 10, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Ghar
Rebirth must be when
The person tries another
way to live themself
Haiku # 19045, March 10, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Ghar
quickly sought priceline
submitted 'buy tickets now'
paid too much for flight
Haiku # 19044, March 10, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by Boston gal
teRmites
Haiku # 19043, March 10, 2002 2:56 pm ET
by B. Oh
small wood-colored grains
tiny piles found beneath sink
temites have found home
Haiku # 19042, March 10, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by Bashed Oh
bad haiku lesson:
if the frog jumps in the pond
the fish will scatter
Haiku # 19041, March 10, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by Bashed Oh
alright then moxie
time for you to go away
buh-bye, buh-bye now
Haiku # 19040, March 10, 2002 2:04 pm ET
by scott
like galileo,
marx, darwin, freud or thoreau...
you don't write haiku
Haiku # 19039, March 10, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by scott
well if life involves
avoiding shit, bad haiku's
lesson?... don't read mox

Haiku # 19038, March 10, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by .................
There's a small unchanging
clique in each small town
or bulletin board on line

you keep going
you keep living
people can be wrong, they say
"fuck you" without thought
Haiku # 19037, March 10, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Why is it here there are
people who want to say "fuck you Moxie"
and not let me even get a chance...

Is it possible my poetry, strikes a nerve
and no one here has the nuts to admit
it actually might be good?

Haiku # 19036, March 10, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, fuck you too those who don't like it
Haiku # 19035, March 10, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Moxie
time to move along
need a change of scenery
must be on the cheap
Haiku # 19034, March 10, 2002 8:34 am ET
by Boston gal plans spring-thang
i don't wish you'd die
but since you never chill out
i wish you'd desist
Haiku # 19033, March 10, 2002 5:25 am ET
by ash
sad little person
incoherently raving
some things never change
Haiku # 19032, March 10, 2002 5:20 am ET
by ash
go fuck y'self mox
you're but a pain in the arse
might as well be yours
Haiku # 19031, March 10, 2002 1:00 am ET
by mellie
in moxie's corner:
bung daddy, shit advocate
no big surprise there
Haiku # 19030, March 9, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by scott
.....ya mox fuck the hell off
Haiku # 19029, March 9, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie
Haiku # 19028, March 9, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the road less travelled
Mox knowing it all too well
and yet still he's lost
Haiku # 19027, March 9, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Mox needs to get out more
choking on so much
must get a bucket quickly
spew continues forth
Haiku # 19026, March 9, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxed ad nauseam
the walk on the road
alone is the key to clarity
and the only life worth living is of the self
Haiku # 19025, March 9, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by Moxie
to play a role pre
made is a wonderful relief
to those who have no place
Haiku # 19024, March 9, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
there's a war of taste
in the battle for the public
it's all artistic precumming
Haiku # 19023, March 9, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by Moxie
to erase myself
via catarsis the one
killing himself over and over
Haiku # 19022, March 9, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Jeremy plays my role when I'm not here...

They wrassle like anti matter
waiting for anihilation
he blows himself up
Haiku # 19021, March 9, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Isreal and Palestine
dying because there is the ambivalence
and it is much like these haiku
suicide bombers and
meaningless use of force
periods of peace
Haiku # 19020, March 9, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Moxie
I cut a hole in
the heads of those around me
I wonder why the blood on my hands
is not appreciated
I'm trying to "open your minds..."
Haiku # 19019, March 9, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Moxie
critic sits at home
writing his article
he dies 40 years later
no one knows who he is
Haiku # 19018, March 9, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by Moxie
yuppie motherfucker
on a cellphone
talking "sophisticated" into a head on
Haiku # 19017, March 9, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Moxie
the more I try
he harder it gets/
to even care about other's opinions anymore
Haiku # 19016, March 9, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Depends on whether you
make room or not, and
what you want of each other
Haiku # 19015, March 9, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by Moxie
I must disagree...
you, Moxie, are so "trying"
hardly seems worth it
Haiku # 19014, March 9, 2002 5:33 pm ET
by sorry bud
Who made who here
is often who is made up
to look fuckable to one another
Haiku # 19013, March 9, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Moxie
No...

People here just aren't trying
Haiku # 19011, March 9, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
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