Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

haiku haemorrhoid
hanging from our bad arse verse
irritatingly
Haiku # 19059, March 11, 2002 6:31 am ET
by ash
the pot boils over
the time has come to begin
the race dialogue
Haiku # 19058, March 11, 2002 3:51 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
say bricka bracka
firecracka siss-poom-bah
bugs bunny rah rah!
Haiku # 19057, March 11, 2002 3:48 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
cincinnati gets
one seed in the tournament
now i hope they bloom
Haiku # 19056, March 11, 2002 3:46 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
the sun is shining
the world is beautiful
except for moxie
Haiku # 19055, March 10, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by ash
you're a psychopath
like fingernails on blackboard
your non-haiku grates

if you had insight
you'd notice that "a small clique"
is everyone else
Haiku # 19054, March 10, 2002 10:41 pm ET
by ash
Lost on bad haiku (18919)
The only way out of here
Is "Shut down browser"
Haiku # 19053, March 10, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by One more from one, then gotta go...
Stumbled on treasure!
Haiku 18997!
Good joke for e-mail!
Haiku # 19052, March 10, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by One of (m.o., d.b.)
Lost in bad haiku;
Somehow an hour has gone by...
Fascinating crap!
Haiku # 19051, March 10, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by One who now will drop seasonal line of M.O. (D.B.)
Really bad haiku
Is like winter evening fart
Warm stink, lingers long
Haiku # 19050, March 10, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by One who rememberd seasonal line of Medford Oregon (Deadford Boregon)
I have reaped what I
have sown here, and it just should
Be better than that
Haiku # 19049, March 10, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Ghar
Moxie is a soda
tastes bitter and is acquired
not everyone likes it
Haiku # 19048, March 10, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by Ghar
They said they don't
desire to get into
that path. Blamed them not...
Haiku # 19047, March 10, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Ghar
Man hunting, fishing
has no time for books or words
yet still has wisdom
Haiku # 19046, March 10, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Ghar
Rebirth must be when
The person tries another
way to live themself
Haiku # 19045, March 10, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Ghar
quickly sought priceline
submitted 'buy tickets now'
paid too much for flight
Haiku # 19044, March 10, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by Boston gal
teRmites
Haiku # 19043, March 10, 2002 2:56 pm ET
by B. Oh
small wood-colored grains
tiny piles found beneath sink
temites have found home
Haiku # 19042, March 10, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by Bashed Oh
bad haiku lesson:
if the frog jumps in the pond
the fish will scatter
Haiku # 19041, March 10, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by Bashed Oh
alright then moxie
time for you to go away
buh-bye, buh-bye now
Haiku # 19040, March 10, 2002 2:04 pm ET
by scott
like galileo,
marx, darwin, freud or thoreau...
you don't write haiku
Haiku # 19039, March 10, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by scott
well if life involves
avoiding shit, bad haiku's
lesson?... don't read mox

Haiku # 19038, March 10, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by .................
There's a small unchanging
clique in each small town
or bulletin board on line

you keep going
you keep living
people can be wrong, they say
"fuck you" without thought
Haiku # 19037, March 10, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Why is it here there are
people who want to say "fuck you Moxie"
and not let me even get a chance...

Is it possible my poetry, strikes a nerve
and no one here has the nuts to admit
it actually might be good?

Haiku # 19036, March 10, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, fuck you too those who don't like it
Haiku # 19035, March 10, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Moxie
time to move along
need a change of scenery
must be on the cheap
Haiku # 19034, March 10, 2002 8:34 am ET
by Boston gal plans spring-thang
i don't wish you'd die
but since you never chill out
i wish you'd desist
Haiku # 19033, March 10, 2002 5:25 am ET
by ash
sad little person
incoherently raving
some things never change
Haiku # 19032, March 10, 2002 5:20 am ET
by ash
go fuck y'self mox
you're but a pain in the arse
might as well be yours
Haiku # 19031, March 10, 2002 1:00 am ET
by mellie
in moxie's corner:
bung daddy, shit advocate
no big surprise there
Haiku # 19030, March 9, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by scott
.....ya mox fuck the hell off
Haiku # 19029, March 9, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie
Haiku # 19028, March 9, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the road less travelled
Mox knowing it all too well
and yet still he's lost
Haiku # 19027, March 9, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Mox needs to get out more
choking on so much
must get a bucket quickly
spew continues forth
Haiku # 19026, March 9, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxed ad nauseam
the walk on the road
alone is the key to clarity
and the only life worth living is of the self
Haiku # 19025, March 9, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by Moxie
to play a role pre
made is a wonderful relief
to those who have no place
Haiku # 19024, March 9, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
there's a war of taste
in the battle for the public
it's all artistic precumming
Haiku # 19023, March 9, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by Moxie
to erase myself
via catarsis the one
killing himself over and over
Haiku # 19022, March 9, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Jeremy plays my role when I'm not here...

They wrassle like anti matter
waiting for anihilation
he blows himself up
Haiku # 19021, March 9, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Isreal and Palestine
dying because there is the ambivalence
and it is much like these haiku
suicide bombers and
meaningless use of force
periods of peace
Haiku # 19020, March 9, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Moxie
I cut a hole in
the heads of those around me
I wonder why the blood on my hands
is not appreciated
I'm trying to "open your minds..."
Haiku # 19019, March 9, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Moxie
critic sits at home
writing his article
he dies 40 years later
no one knows who he is
Haiku # 19018, March 9, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by Moxie
yuppie motherfucker
on a cellphone
talking "sophisticated" into a head on
Haiku # 19017, March 9, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Moxie
the more I try
he harder it gets/
to even care about other's opinions anymore
Haiku # 19016, March 9, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Depends on whether you
make room or not, and
what you want of each other
Haiku # 19015, March 9, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by Moxie
I must disagree...
you, Moxie, are so "trying"
hardly seems worth it
Haiku # 19014, March 9, 2002 5:33 pm ET
by sorry bud
Who made who here
is often who is made up
to look fuckable to one another
Haiku # 19013, March 9, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Moxie
No...

People here just aren't trying
Haiku # 19011, March 9, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Dear Moxie you are
totally incoherent
sad...sad...sad...sad...sad
Haiku # 19010, March 9, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by a concerned reader
AP is so annoying to me he's interesting
I'd love to mind my own business but
desire to see what makes his mind tick
outside the battle scenario...that would
be most satisfying
Haiku # 19009, March 9, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Moxie
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