Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

i don't wish you'd die
but since you never chill out
i wish you'd desist
Haiku # 19033, March 10, 2002 5:25 am ET
by ash
sad little person
incoherently raving
some things never change
Haiku # 19032, March 10, 2002 5:20 am ET
by ash
go fuck y'self mox
you're but a pain in the arse
might as well be yours
Haiku # 19031, March 10, 2002 1:00 am ET
by mellie
in moxie's corner:
bung daddy, shit advocate
no big surprise there
Haiku # 19030, March 9, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by scott
.....ya mox fuck the hell off
Haiku # 19029, March 9, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie
Haiku # 19028, March 9, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the road less travelled
Mox knowing it all too well
and yet still he's lost
Haiku # 19027, March 9, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Mox needs to get out more
choking on so much
must get a bucket quickly
spew continues forth
Haiku # 19026, March 9, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxed ad nauseam
the walk on the road
alone is the key to clarity
and the only life worth living is of the self
Haiku # 19025, March 9, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by Moxie
to play a role pre
made is a wonderful relief
to those who have no place
Haiku # 19024, March 9, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
there's a war of taste
in the battle for the public
it's all artistic precumming
Haiku # 19023, March 9, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by Moxie
to erase myself
via catarsis the one
killing himself over and over
Haiku # 19022, March 9, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Jeremy plays my role when I'm not here...

They wrassle like anti matter
waiting for anihilation
he blows himself up
Haiku # 19021, March 9, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Isreal and Palestine
dying because there is the ambivalence
and it is much like these haiku
suicide bombers and
meaningless use of force
periods of peace
Haiku # 19020, March 9, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Moxie
I cut a hole in
the heads of those around me
I wonder why the blood on my hands
is not appreciated
I'm trying to "open your minds..."
Haiku # 19019, March 9, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Moxie
critic sits at home
writing his article
he dies 40 years later
no one knows who he is
Haiku # 19018, March 9, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by Moxie
yuppie motherfucker
on a cellphone
talking "sophisticated" into a head on
Haiku # 19017, March 9, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Moxie
the more I try
he harder it gets/
to even care about other's opinions anymore
Haiku # 19016, March 9, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Depends on whether you
make room or not, and
what you want of each other
Haiku # 19015, March 9, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by Moxie
I must disagree...
you, Moxie, are so "trying"
hardly seems worth it
Haiku # 19014, March 9, 2002 5:33 pm ET
by sorry bud
Who made who here
is often who is made up
to look fuckable to one another
Haiku # 19013, March 9, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Moxie
No...

People here just aren't trying
Haiku # 19011, March 9, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Dear Moxie you are
totally incoherent
sad...sad...sad...sad...sad
Haiku # 19010, March 9, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by a concerned reader
AP is so annoying to me he's interesting
I'd love to mind my own business but
desire to see what makes his mind tick
outside the battle scenario...that would
be most satisfying
Haiku # 19009, March 9, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Every God Junkmail
you get saying mail me
is the word virus?

And I am infected by God and Man
Haiku # 19008, March 9, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, I wonder
those who are your enemies
percieved or real?

do they have a holy function
or, in the end
are your own redemption
Haiku # 19007, March 9, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by Moxie
The Satanic focus
is on those who desire
the taste of the One

for nothing
Haiku # 19006, March 9, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Mox

insecure thing, I would be if I said nothing
to dare, to will, to keep silent
that is a Christian way
Haiku # 19005, March 9, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Moxie
I knew a talented artist
he was talented but a feckless
man, who was hurt, and gave no quarter

due to his "inner pain"
I don't feel it
I deserve to live to keep you
"on your toes"
Haiku # 19004, March 9, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Moxie
The shallow child never
walking with God, living
in the world of one mistake

means death
No shit to be taken
no prisoners

And Hitler was such a man, blam blam...
Haiku # 19003, March 9, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, I was trying
to see who would feel "mercy"
and those who need to win

Some people as artists
are the jocks, they
so badly desire to hate yet reflect
Haiku # 19002, March 9, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Moxie
The road rules generation
"I think so and so, was..."
Children of feckless yuppies?

No upbringing?
Hey. AP is another Moxie
Just another Scorpio on the kill him
at all costs, no matter what
Haiku # 19001, March 9, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Moxie
Feckless pretty boy
Dirk DoNothing, the face of
Idaho's promise
Haiku # 19000, March 9, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by Idagal
.....a mox is a mox,
...who cares how long a turd has
.....been sitting? still smells.....

Haiku # 18999, March 9, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm moxie and bung,
are never seen in the same
room all together

or paver or any of the shitty ones
Haiku # 18998, March 9, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gonna love this one...
ready? "Does abstinence make
the church grow fondlers"?
Haiku # 18997, March 9, 2002 10:17 am ET
by a Reformed Catholic in Boston
just sit back, relax
think of all the people you'd
like to fustigate
Haiku # 18996, March 9, 2002 9:41 am ET
by Siggy
coprophilia?
favorite topic it seems
for so many here
Haiku # 18995, March 9, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Roseannadanna
temporal debate
ash? moxie? clearly all this:
haiku born of poo
Haiku # 18994, March 9, 2002 9:04 am ET
by paver
here upon request
(knew you'd come to your senses)
need an autograph?
Haiku # 18993, March 9, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Holly Wood
au contraire daddy
i was here before moxie
bring back hollywood
Haiku # 18992, March 9, 2002 3:46 am ET
by ash
oil dripping from bung
Xenical working wonders
change the sheets honey
Haiku # 18991, March 9, 2002 12:04 am ET
by Bung Daddy
Get off Moxie's back
Mox was here before you fucks
had a fuckin clue
Haiku # 18990, March 8, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
eyebrow raised, slight frown
squeezing out a little fart
oops, I pooped my pants
Haiku # 18989, March 8, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by Paver
fuck you Moxie
Haiku # 18988, March 8, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I won't crap my pants
not in all two thousand two
doomed resolution
Haiku # 18987, March 8, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by Paver
junk mail found haiku
yet another bad idea
that had to be tried
Haiku # 18986, March 8, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by scott
i don't wear dresses,
have had no complaints on size,
and yes, i'm renting
Haiku # 18985, March 8, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by scott (well, i knew i was setting myself up there...i should just let it go, but...)
one too many beats
will I be sought out? beaten?
do I give it back?
Haiku # 18984, March 8, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by oops
doesn't own a home?
doesn't care for dropping dresses?
size doesn't matter?
Haiku # 18983, March 8, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by yeah...it does
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