Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I knew a talented artist
he was talented but a feckless
man, who was hurt, and gave no quarter

due to his "inner pain"
I don't feel it
I deserve to live to keep you
"on your toes"
Haiku # 19004, March 9, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Moxie
The shallow child never
walking with God, living
in the world of one mistake

means death
No shit to be taken
no prisoners

And Hitler was such a man, blam blam...
Haiku # 19003, March 9, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, I was trying
to see who would feel "mercy"
and those who need to win

Some people as artists
are the jocks, they
so badly desire to hate yet reflect
Haiku # 19002, March 9, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Moxie
The road rules generation
"I think so and so, was..."
Children of feckless yuppies?

No upbringing?
Hey. AP is another Moxie
Just another Scorpio on the kill him
at all costs, no matter what
Haiku # 19001, March 9, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Moxie
Feckless pretty boy
Dirk DoNothing, the face of
Idaho's promise
Haiku # 19000, March 9, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by Idagal
.....a mox is a mox,
...who cares how long a turd has
.....been sitting? still smells.....

Haiku # 18999, March 9, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm moxie and bung,
are never seen in the same
room all together

or paver or any of the shitty ones
Haiku # 18998, March 9, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gonna love this one...
ready? "Does abstinence make
the church grow fondlers"?
Haiku # 18997, March 9, 2002 10:17 am ET
by a Reformed Catholic in Boston
just sit back, relax
think of all the people you'd
like to fustigate
Haiku # 18996, March 9, 2002 9:41 am ET
by Siggy
coprophilia?
favorite topic it seems
for so many here
Haiku # 18995, March 9, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Roseannadanna
temporal debate
ash? moxie? clearly all this:
haiku born of poo
Haiku # 18994, March 9, 2002 9:04 am ET
by paver
here upon request
(knew you'd come to your senses)
need an autograph?
Haiku # 18993, March 9, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Holly Wood
au contraire daddy
i was here before moxie
bring back hollywood
Haiku # 18992, March 9, 2002 3:46 am ET
by ash
oil dripping from bung
Xenical working wonders
change the sheets honey
Haiku # 18991, March 9, 2002 12:04 am ET
by Bung Daddy
Get off Moxie's back
Mox was here before you fucks
had a fuckin clue
Haiku # 18990, March 8, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
eyebrow raised, slight frown
squeezing out a little fart
oops, I pooped my pants
Haiku # 18989, March 8, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by Paver
fuck you Moxie
Haiku # 18988, March 8, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I won't crap my pants
not in all two thousand two
doomed resolution
Haiku # 18987, March 8, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by Paver
junk mail found haiku
yet another bad idea
that had to be tried
Haiku # 18986, March 8, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by scott
i don't wear dresses,
have had no complaints on size,
and yes, i'm renting
Haiku # 18985, March 8, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by scott (well, i knew i was setting myself up there...i should just let it go, but...)
one too many beats
will I be sought out? beaten?
do I give it back?
Haiku # 18984, March 8, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by oops
doesn't own a home?
doesn't care for dropping dresses?
size doesn't matter?
Haiku # 18983, March 8, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by yeah...it does
8051
xdata and bdata
idating myself
Haiku # 18982, March 8, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scott, writing haiku for an audience of one...
communal haiku -
it seemed like a good idea
better to herd cats
Haiku # 18981, March 8, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by scott
drop a whole dress size!
add an inch to your penis!
refinance your home now!
Haiku # 18980, March 8, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by scott's junk mail folder (wrong on all three counts)
worst haiku of all:
any by mox containing
procreate and sex
Haiku # 18979, March 8, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by scott (is that better?)
seems anonymous
suffers from arrhythmia
take some Tambocor
Haiku # 18978, March 8, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by Doc Nippon Tuck's Associate
a haiku romance
cardio-vascular thumps
oh, my bleating heart

other platitudes
a nice bunch of red roses
pleasant cups of tea

will you, all of you
kindly screw yourself backwards
and write hate poems
Haiku # 18977, March 8, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Return Of The Mox!
the scar lines on my pale neck
were all for nothing...
Haiku # 18976, March 8, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Please, please erase moxie
Haiku # 18975, March 8, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie, you should just
listen to your father and
mind your own business
Haiku # 18974, March 8, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, well, sex for procreation
and you wonder why?
this world is f-ed up?

where's the damn love?
Haiku # 18973, March 8, 2002 11:47 am ET
by Mox
please erase my non-poems
Haiku # 18971, March 8, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Mox
Well, I could say
the same for everyone else...
It's more like a "haiku" bulletin board
lots of cheap shots, occasional
jabbers, open thoughts

"God damn it, you don't mind
your own business"...thanks Dad
Haiku # 18970, March 8, 2002 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
lost on bad haiku
wonder how did I get here
how do I get out
Haiku # 18969, March 8, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Girl Friday
Nothing like farting
in a hot steamed-up shower
wear the essence of bung
Haiku # 18968, March 8, 2002 9:43 am ET
by Bung Daddy
rising from the ash
a few that are much too good
lost on bad haiku
Haiku # 18967, March 8, 2002 9:01 am ET
by Penelope's sis loves ash
if this isn't life
it's fair approximation
that fools most of us
Haiku # 18966, March 8, 2002 7:55 am ET
by ash
Lost reality?
do you use television
to deliver life?
Haiku # 18965, March 8, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Leon Shoesmith
Some things are mystery
What is the meaning of this?
Try to understand
Haiku # 18964, March 8, 2002 5:46 am ET
by Leon Shoesmith
with liquid assets
we shared our portfolios
it was the market
Haiku # 18963, March 8, 2002 12:22 am ET
by ash
lesson to be learned?
Blondes have more fun but they
forget where you live
Haiku # 18962, March 8, 2002 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
Sunday night came soon
eyes of brown/blonde hair---nowhere!
took my shampoo too.
Haiku # 18961, March 8, 2002 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
We did swap fluids
We traded our underclothes
{It was the liquer)
Haiku # 18960, March 8, 2002 12:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
She claimed innocent
Brown Eyes like syrup---blonde hair
up high and down low
Haiku # 18959, March 8, 2002 12:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
Mellie you made it!!
but you have to start using
your ass! and kick rob's!
Haiku # 18958, March 8, 2002 12:00 am ET
by the Survivor show should be sued for making it
Mellie! Stay away
from Rob! he is using you,
seduce hunter girl!
Haiku # 18957, March 7, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
burdens? well, maybe.
I'm uncomfortable about "lay"
could you clarify?
Haiku # 18956, March 7, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ap - thank god for mox ha makes things happen
mox you are so sad
sex just for procreation?
now THAT'S bad haiku
Haiku # 18955, March 7, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by ash
all tock no action
it's time someone did something
boy, get my slippers
Haiku # 18954, March 7, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ash
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