Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Mellie you made it!!
but you have to start using
your ass! and kick rob's!
Haiku # 18958, March 8, 2002 12:00 am ET
by the Survivor show should be sued for making it
Mellie! Stay away
from Rob! he is using you,
seduce hunter girl!
Haiku # 18957, March 7, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
burdens? well, maybe.
I'm uncomfortable about "lay"
could you clarify?
Haiku # 18956, March 7, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ap - thank god for mox ha makes things happen
mox you are so sad
sex just for procreation?
now THAT'S bad haiku
Haiku # 18955, March 7, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by ash
all tock no action
it's time someone did something
boy, get my slippers
Haiku # 18954, March 7, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ash
no tock
Haiku # 18953, March 7, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by Jeez
such silly poets
stop-watches? well, they just tick
tick. tick. tick. tick. tick
Haiku # 18952, March 7, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Roseannadanna
stop watches begin
tick tock
tick
Haiku # 18951, March 7, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by scott/communal haiku
tock
Haiku # 18950, March 7, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by Janis/communal haiku
what she did for "love"!
Anna Nicole Smith wins BIG
scabby penis there
Haiku # 18949, March 7, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by eighty-eight million for fourteen months...not bad
who likes mickey mouse?
such an annoying icon...
death to sacred mice!
Haiku # 18948, March 7, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by scott, feeling cranky
erase your poems?
wake up and smell the beer, mox
there's none to erase
Haiku # 18947, March 7, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott
It has been a while
Since last I wrote bad haiku
or solidly shat.
Haiku # 18946, March 7, 2002 12:39 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I need not to lay my burdens out on you...
I need to bear your burdens with patience
and not self-righteous silliness!

Erase ALL my poems!!!
Haiku # 18944, March 7, 2002 12:01 pm ET
by Mox... of I'm wrong!!!!
Hmm, which one of you is Jay
and which one of you is Silent Bob?
Haiku # 18943, March 7, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
Those who aren't me
to someone have some
disgusting nature others hate

as much as I am here
I'm sure others love you
as well, those are more important
Haiku # 18942, March 7, 2002 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
Irreverence is the
vital colic to the suicidal
days, we forget death

till it comes prematurely
that is a joke in itself
we make love only to continue the cycle
Haiku # 18941, March 7, 2002 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
tick
Haiku # 18940, March 7, 2002 9:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stop watches begin
Haiku # 18939, March 7, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott/communal haiku
"my cow's sick, farmer.
what do you think i should do?"
"gave mine kerosene."

"well, hey there farmer.
i did like you said - she died!"
"yep, it killed mine too."
Haiku # 18938, March 7, 2002 4:01 am ET
by scott, more haiku hayseed humor....where the hell do i get this stuff?
STOP watches
Haiku # 18937, March 6, 2002 11:42 pm ET
by k
eat right, exercise
don't smoke, don't drink, sleep eight hours
give death a good laugh
Haiku # 18936, March 6, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by scott
taking a long pee
i can smell the day's coffee
i am its vessel
Haiku # 18935, March 6, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by semi-scotological
steamy summer days
segue into a warm autumn
i sit at my desk
Haiku # 18934, March 6, 2002 8:28 pm ET
by ash
finally, at last
the vulgarians return!
what took you so long?
Haiku # 18933, March 6, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by scott
watches
Haiku # 18932, March 6, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by ap
jesus fucking christ
k warches martha stewart?
that explains a lot
Haiku # 18931, March 6, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ap
i think i might puke!
serious haiku romance?
ok, so fuck her...
Haiku # 18930, March 6, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by ap -- let's see some action. post the pics
waxing romantic...
well, that was interesting
back to our program
Haiku # 18929, March 6, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by scott
palest gossamer
skimming on the cool of (k)night
waxing towards the stars
Haiku # 18928, March 6, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Penelope (saying farewell)
rest assured sweet Scott
(a Moxie? that I am NOT)
just having some fun
Haiku # 18927, March 6, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by Penelope (normal gal killing time at work)
romance in 2D -
hard to take seriously
here in the snakepit
Haiku # 18926, March 6, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by scott (no offense, but of course you could be anyone...even a moxie split personality...)
words clamoured about
whipping entered knowing drafts
stole my quiet warmth
Haiku # 18925, March 6, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Penelope
with some distraction
pleasant moments carefree pass
where's my poet's heart?
Haiku # 18924, March 6, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by Penelope
I've always noticed
those who talk in whispers
never speak out loud
Haiku # 18923, March 6, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Moxie
she extended the
middle finger with common
courtesy and taste
Haiku # 18922, March 6, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Moxie
woof, she's on LSU
on the state ramps to
PBR, and cheap
Haiku # 18921, March 6, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Moxie
Jay and Silent Bob
apotheosis
Send them after OSL

Haiku # 18920, March 6, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Mox
We know not each other
in the realm of ASCII lines
and bad taste
grandma has a mouse
Haiku # 18919, March 6, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by Moxie of who's k????
Cast a depth, and tell
the man who told you off
a mirror works wonders

Haiku # 18918, March 6, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Moxie
disparate notions
combine to form new verse of
unexpected grace
Haiku # 18917, March 6, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by A. Musing
cleft my heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst I felt
Haiku # 18916, March 6, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by a cast aside love
breath of your whisper
flush upon my back such warm
anticipation
Haiku # 18915, March 6, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Zoe
expensive women
who might cost a buck or so...
the mind just boggles
Haiku # 18914, March 6, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by scott
fuck off mox
Haiku # 18913, March 6, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop
'nother Gangland Shootin, Goin
Downtown Busta Brown
Haiku # 18912, March 6, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Pop-A-Cop
I love tootsie-pops
wonder if someone will send
a bouquet to me
Haiku # 18911, March 6, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Penelope's sister
people seek power
sometimes over others, to say
"I am God over you"

If i find someone, sexually
then, perhaps
mankind can go into cooking
Haiku # 18910, March 6, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a nice guy
just not here, where that means
"I am not a crook"
Haiku # 18909, March 6, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
that's ok, we all
know women can be expensive
so I might save a buck
Haiku # 18908, March 6, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
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