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Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
waxing romantic...
well, that was interesting
back to our program
Haiku # 18929 March 6, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by scott
palest gossamer
skimming on the cool of (k)night
waxing towards the stars
Haiku # 18928 March 6, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Penelope (saying farewell)
rest assured sweet Scott
(a Moxie? that I am NOT)
just having some fun
Haiku # 18927 March 6, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by Penelope (normal gal killing time at work)
romance in 2D -
hard to take seriously
here in the snakepit
Haiku # 18926 March 6, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by scott (no offense, but of course you could be anyone...even a moxie split personality...)
words clamoured about
whipping entered knowing drafts
stole my quiet warmth
Haiku # 18925 March 6, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Penelope
with some distraction
pleasant moments carefree pass
where's my poet's heart?
Haiku # 18924 March 6, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by Penelope
I've always noticed
those who talk in whispers
never speak out loud
Haiku # 18923 March 6, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Moxie
she extended the
middle finger with common
courtesy and taste
Haiku # 18922 March 6, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Moxie
woof, she's on LSU
on the state ramps to
PBR, and cheap
Haiku # 18921 March 6, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Moxie
Jay and Silent Bob
apotheosis
Send them after OSL

Haiku # 18920 March 6, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Mox
We know not each other
in the realm of ASCII lines
and bad taste
grandma has a mouse
Haiku # 18919 March 6, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by Moxie of who's k????
Cast a depth, and tell
the man who told you off
a mirror works wonders

Haiku # 18918 March 6, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Moxie
disparate notions
combine to form new verse of
unexpected grace
Haiku # 18917 March 6, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by A. Musing
cleft my heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst I felt
Haiku # 18916 March 6, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by a cast aside love
breath of your whisper
flush upon my back such warm
anticipation
Haiku # 18915 March 6, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Zoe
expensive women
who might cost a buck or so...
the mind just boggles
Haiku # 18914 March 6, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by scott
fuck off mox
Haiku # 18913 March 6, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop
'nother Gangland Shootin, Goin
Downtown Busta Brown
Haiku # 18912 March 6, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Pop-A-Cop
I love tootsie-pops
wonder if someone will send
a bouquet to me
Haiku # 18911 March 6, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Penelope's sister
people seek power
sometimes over others, to say
"I am God over you"

If i find someone, sexually
then, perhaps
mankind can go into cooking
Haiku # 18910 March 6, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a nice guy
just not here, where that means
"I am not a crook"
Haiku # 18909 March 6, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
that's ok, we all
know women can be expensive
so I might save a buck
Haiku # 18908 March 6, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
"pardon me, farmer -
do you know where this road goes?"
"ain't seen it move yet"
Haiku # 18907 March 6, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by more hayseed haiku humor, presented by scott
win over the one
(fuzzy logic of romance)
that seems out of reach
Haiku # 18906 March 6, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Who's your Daddy now?
Martha Stewart - ouch
reminds me of my mother
on a real bad day
Haiku # 18905 March 6, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by A. Musing
but in any case
i'm glad you liked the flowers
never mind the thorns
Haiku # 18904 March 6, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by scott to penelope
i think that we're all
assholes in the end, you know?
just ask bung daddy
Haiku # 18903 March 6, 2002 1:16 pm ET
by scotological


daytime tv, there's
nothing like martha stewart
to greet endless days
Haiku # 18902 March 6, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by k
in the end women
find assholes attractive at
first, but end up with

the nice guys instead.
Haiku # 18901 March 6, 2002 12:12 pm ET
by k of sorry mox...guess that leaves you no chance at all
welcomed by beauty
unexpected perfection
can you see my smile?
Haiku # 18899 March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Penelope loves Scott
k, it's better then?
to be a nice guy with those tendencies
than, an asshole, through and through

since, the girls have those feelings too...
Haiku # 18898 March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
scott is a nice guy
i think, but has tendencies
to be an asshole

Haiku # 18897 March 6, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k of great Scott!
nice guys finish last
but they usually finish
with the best, good hearts
Haiku # 18896 March 6, 2002 5:18 am ET
by k
it's true, women want
an asshole only so they
can heal and tame them
Haiku # 18895 March 6, 2002 5:17 am ET
by k
since ronin never
called me (never gave email)
I went on a date

and it went quite well
he's a rake, but hey, let's have
some fun why don't we?
Haiku # 18894 March 6, 2002 5:15 am ET
by k of for instance....in real life, life goes on
jesus scott! desperate
for dates are we? I mean bad
haiku is pretty low

to go.
Haiku # 18893 March 6, 2002 4:39 am ET
by k
often difficult
the tempered and unleashed heart
slow to learn to heel

anyway, i'm touched
(no surprise to some of you)
....hear you like flowers


Haiku # 18892 March 6, 2002 12:17 am ET
by scott to penelope
tempered heart unleashed
ennui of spirit adrift
of the flesh - unmet
Haiku # 18891 March 5, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Penelope to Scott
"well hey there, farmer.
have you lived here all your life?"
"not yet", he replies
Haiku # 18890 March 5, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by scott (on a different note, some hayseed haiku adapted from "Arkansas Traveller")
my crystal ball says
"answer hazy, try again"
so i'll ask: we've met?
Haiku # 18889 March 5, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by scott to penelope
very quiet yes
hope to quickly leave this place
find space to blossom
Haiku # 18888 March 5, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by jerm
aye says i sure try
but it is hard to deny
this here righteousness
Haiku # 18887 March 5, 2002 5:20 pm ET
by jerm
just checked out Fotki
interesting website Jer
there's a Nottingham??????
Haiku # 18886 March 5, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by must be REAL quiet there
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Haiku # 18885 March 5, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To let go and wonder
to not be sophisticated
to be yourself...

to ignore and move on
Haiku # 18884 March 5, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Mox
young man wonders
my lord, does he speaketh
wonders and do I pretend

nay, i am just wandering
Haiku # 18883 March 5, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Moxie
old man bade me join
handsome boy modeling school
from here say thank you

Haiku # 18882 March 5, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I wonder why he
battles someone who wondered
why he tried to be me

I am nothing to you sir
bother not with me
Haiku # 18881 March 5, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by Mox
Resting assured
that she shall come back around
and all shall be well
Haiku # 18880 March 5, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by Mox
ah, no sir, they
are locked in the struggle of
love, shaved toungues, deft features

Haiku # 18879 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
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