Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

in the end women
find assholes attractive at
first, but end up with

the nice guys instead.
Haiku # 18901, March 6, 2002 12:12 pm ET
by k of sorry mox...guess that leaves you no chance at all
welcomed by beauty
unexpected perfection
can you see my smile?
Haiku # 18899, March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Penelope loves Scott
k, it's better then?
to be a nice guy with those tendencies
than, an asshole, through and through

since, the girls have those feelings too...
Haiku # 18898, March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
scott is a nice guy
i think, but has tendencies
to be an asshole

Haiku # 18897, March 6, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k of great Scott!
nice guys finish last
but they usually finish
with the best, good hearts
Haiku # 18896, March 6, 2002 5:18 am ET
by k
it's true, women want
an asshole only so they
can heal and tame them
Haiku # 18895, March 6, 2002 5:17 am ET
by k
since ronin never
called me (never gave email)
I went on a date

and it went quite well
he's a rake, but hey, let's have
some fun why don't we?
Haiku # 18894, March 6, 2002 5:15 am ET
by k of for instance....in real life, life goes on
jesus scott! desperate
for dates are we? I mean bad
haiku is pretty low

to go.
Haiku # 18893, March 6, 2002 4:39 am ET
by k
often difficult
the tempered and unleashed heart
slow to learn to heel

anyway, i'm touched
(no surprise to some of you)
....hear you like flowers


Haiku # 18892, March 6, 2002 12:17 am ET
by scott to penelope
tempered heart unleashed
ennui of spirit adrift
of the flesh - unmet
Haiku # 18891, March 5, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Penelope to Scott
"well hey there, farmer.
have you lived here all your life?"
"not yet", he replies
Haiku # 18890, March 5, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by scott (on a different note, some hayseed haiku adapted from "Arkansas Traveller")
my crystal ball says
"answer hazy, try again"
so i'll ask: we've met?
Haiku # 18889, March 5, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by scott to penelope
very quiet yes
hope to quickly leave this place
find space to blossom
Haiku # 18888, March 5, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by jerm
aye says i sure try
but it is hard to deny
this here righteousness
Haiku # 18887, March 5, 2002 5:20 pm ET
by jerm
just checked out Fotki
interesting website Jer
there's a Nottingham??????
Haiku # 18886, March 5, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by must be REAL quiet there
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Haiku # 18885, March 5, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To let go and wonder
to not be sophisticated
to be yourself...

to ignore and move on
Haiku # 18884, March 5, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Mox
young man wonders
my lord, does he speaketh
wonders and do I pretend

nay, i am just wandering
Haiku # 18883, March 5, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Moxie
old man bade me join
handsome boy modeling school
from here say thank you

Haiku # 18882, March 5, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I wonder why he
battles someone who wondered
why he tried to be me

I am nothing to you sir
bother not with me
Haiku # 18881, March 5, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by Mox
Resting assured
that she shall come back around
and all shall be well
Haiku # 18880, March 5, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by Mox
ah, no sir, they
are locked in the struggle of
love, shaved toungues, deft features

Haiku # 18879, March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Virgo is wise and
gives a circle of practical
truth to emotion
Haiku # 18878, March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
some big foot slams down
joined pair deftly dodges prick
stings trite offender
Haiku # 18877, March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as is the chickadee
silly little bird talks hello
and invites you to smile
Haiku # 18876, March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
I am one *Virgo*
my life an open book then
(true Scorpio knows)
Haiku # 18875, March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Penelope
your art, I like!
Haiku # 18874, March 5, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Mox
kiwis are odd fruit
small, brown, completely flightless..
or are they odd birds?
Haiku # 18873, March 5, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by scott (let me add: sweet and tart)
The two Scorpions
locked in the tall gaze love the
eternal struggle
Haiku # 18872, March 5, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
A civil war with
poems is not a creative
effort. I must go so others
can write haiku for now
Haiku # 18871, March 5, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Moxie
he who know shoot straight
else he catch bad bladder blast
right in smelly face
Haiku # 18870, March 5, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I am embarassed
to tell you my life, but I
also ask you, what of yours?
Haiku # 18869, March 5, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Mox
To pretend to have the
great self confidence is to
say you are like you

we live in a culture
that values that over
true flawed humanity
Haiku # 18868, March 5, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Moxie
try to make up life
as you go down the road few
take and make your own path
Haiku # 18867, March 5, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Truth is to get a
life would solve a huge waste of
all your times as well
Haiku # 18866, March 5, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Moxie of I manage...
Mox, prithee do tell
do you live alone or what?
how doth payest bills?
Haiku # 18865, March 5, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by er, just wondering......
old man baba fan
said stand back and let it all
fly over you, so
Haiku # 18864, March 5, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Moxie
The group though, tends to
agree, as a group, when it
is of one whole clique
Haiku # 18863, March 5, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
so I see myself
through others whose true selves
lie to say, myself
Haiku # 18862, March 5, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Moxie
(simply hit shift key)
continuous depression
--capitalism!--
Haiku # 18861, March 5, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
he sends "us" his spores
leaves intelligence smiling
dead mullets shining
Haiku # 18860, March 5, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
unity is key
for those under control of
capitalism
Haiku # 18859, March 5, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by someone of NH
poets like the moon
where the light is brightest found
shadows are deeper
Haiku # 18858, March 5, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by A. Musing
scottological
demonstrable truths will show
within every *fact*
Haiku # 18857, March 5, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by Penelope
crap from bung daddy
is really pretty good shit
although quite nutty
Haiku # 18856, March 5, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by scottological
Universal truth
is centered on a good poo
and a happy bung
Haiku # 18855, March 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
something about Scott
poetic logic he's got
got to love him - lots
Haiku # 18854, March 5, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
a paradox then:
you fight for our acceptance
and so we fight back

who would wish you dead
if you didn't post this crap?
you're fighting yourself
Haiku # 18853, March 5, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by scott
listen, if you think
you're eternally damned
that's why i got off here

to live life with people
who I gave a shit about
and vice versa

not to listen to the opinions of those i did not know
Haiku # 18852, March 5, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
no!! I just like to fight
to try and convince others
that I have a right to live
Haiku # 18851, March 5, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
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