Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

he who know shoot straight
else he catch bad bladder blast
right in smelly face
Haiku # 18870, March 5, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I am embarassed
to tell you my life, but I
also ask you, what of yours?
Haiku # 18869, March 5, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Mox
To pretend to have the
great self confidence is to
say you are like you

we live in a culture
that values that over
true flawed humanity
Haiku # 18868, March 5, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Moxie
try to make up life
as you go down the road few
take and make your own path
Haiku # 18867, March 5, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Truth is to get a
life would solve a huge waste of
all your times as well
Haiku # 18866, March 5, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Moxie of I manage...
Mox, prithee do tell
do you live alone or what?
how doth payest bills?
Haiku # 18865, March 5, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by er, just wondering......
old man baba fan
said stand back and let it all
fly over you, so
Haiku # 18864, March 5, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Moxie
The group though, tends to
agree, as a group, when it
is of one whole clique
Haiku # 18863, March 5, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
so I see myself
through others whose true selves
lie to say, myself
Haiku # 18862, March 5, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Moxie
(simply hit shift key)
continuous depression
--capitalism!--
Haiku # 18861, March 5, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
he sends "us" his spores
leaves intelligence smiling
dead mullets shining
Haiku # 18860, March 5, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
unity is key
for those under control of
capitalism
Haiku # 18859, March 5, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by someone of NH
poets like the moon
where the light is brightest found
shadows are deeper
Haiku # 18858, March 5, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by A. Musing
scottological
demonstrable truths will show
within every *fact*
Haiku # 18857, March 5, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by Penelope
crap from bung daddy
is really pretty good shit
although quite nutty
Haiku # 18856, March 5, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by scottological
Universal truth
is centered on a good poo
and a happy bung
Haiku # 18855, March 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
something about Scott
poetic logic he's got
got to love him - lots
Haiku # 18854, March 5, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
a paradox then:
you fight for our acceptance
and so we fight back

who would wish you dead
if you didn't post this crap?
you're fighting yourself
Haiku # 18853, March 5, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by scott
listen, if you think
you're eternally damned
that's why i got off here

to live life with people
who I gave a shit about
and vice versa

not to listen to the opinions of those i did not know
Haiku # 18852, March 5, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
no!! I just like to fight
to try and convince others
that I have a right to live
Haiku # 18851, March 5, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
snowdrop and mittens
are playful pastel pussies
just watch your noggin....

http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty1.html
Haiku # 18850, March 5, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
black coffee, i cry
if the haiku don't kill me
i'll live till i die
Haiku # 18849, March 5, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by scott
i think badhaiku's
your eternal damnation
and so for us, too
Haiku # 18848, March 5, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by scott
moved within my heart
rhythmic tonic soothes - it seems
sadness reaches out
Haiku # 18847, March 5, 2002 12:07 pm ET
by someone just stopping in
I'm very human
I enjoy life at times, and suffer
as we all do...

Those who see only the poetry here
miss the whole picture, and I miss
the ones whom they are, we are
both Frodo and Gollum
Haiku # 18846, March 5, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Moxie of themadtaer@hotmail.com
I'm a Scorpio
that's no excuse to be a jerk like I was
but I evoke strong feelings...

I'd rather be on the side of light
Haiku # 18845, March 5, 2002 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
the stress I got here
was from the hatred of some
they just want an easy out

and want to be right
at any cost
Haiku # 18844, March 5, 2002 11:48 am ET
by Moxie
well, if I did that
I'm carrying the ring of doom
and I lived? who knew?

suicide is eternal damnation
no one should be encouraged to do so,
Haiku # 18843, March 5, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
so I guess moxie
is important to haiku
he's the dark not light

but recognizing
his existence is a bad
thing...pandora's box.
Haiku # 18842, March 5, 2002 6:14 am ET
by k of sorry 'bout the premature submission there
so I guess moxie
Haiku # 18841, March 5, 2002 6:11 am ET
by k
'
Haiku # 18840, March 5, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott (dropped it on the floor)
"im margret thatcher"
dipping fingers in my wine
pool cue in his eye
Haiku # 18839, March 5, 2002 5:52 am ET
by scott (out of the gene pool!)
poets need a muse
somehow we got stuck with mox
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 18838, March 5, 2002 5:51 am ET
by scott
what's good without bad?
and what's bad without awful?
mox serves his purpose
Haiku # 18837, March 5, 2002 5:12 am ET
by scott (i think mox is like gollum...not to give the ending away or anything...)
like flying through flack
mox grotesque haiku attack
man that guy is whack
Haiku # 18836, March 5, 2002 4:58 am ET
by ash
i don't really think
moxie is human, just a
bot sending out spew
Haiku # 18835, March 5, 2002 3:58 am ET
by k
moxie finally
committing suicide would
be a promise kept
Haiku # 18834, March 5, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k
i hope moxie gets
run over by monster trucks
on a drunk rampage
Haiku # 18833, March 5, 2002 3:56 am ET
by k of to scott: I know you're a nice guy...but there are limits..serious limits..welcoming moxie is one of them
there are two good things
come out of texas: whitley
and highway 40

Haiku # 18832, March 5, 2002 2:12 am ET
by scott (next up: When Texans Attack!)
a quick moxie treat:
christ, suicide, anal sex
good in small doses
Haiku # 18831, March 4, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by scott (this is terribly wrong, but i almost hope he'll come back)
years go by waiting
for someone else to under-
stand....choked on beauty
Haiku # 18830, March 4, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by k
"silence blossoms like
tumors on our lips" Cohen
likes the song also
Haiku # 18829, March 4, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by k of Tori Amos Silent All These Years spells is out also
din of ecstasy?
din of silence is more apt
but whitley does help
Haiku # 18828, March 4, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by k of Chris Whitely plays some damn good blues
pink pills, baby smooth
slice the nuts, snip the hoses
vasectomy day
Haiku # 18827, March 4, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Paver
Wave of emotion
cascades over me like stench
from a sulphur fart
Haiku # 18826, March 4, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
bung daddy mourns loss
can't figure out the site
christ, what a moron
Haiku # 18825, March 4, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the taxman cometh.
the lord giveth and taketh.
I merely posteth
Haiku # 18824, March 4, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
i love not working
i can spend vast amounts of
time hitting "refresh"
Haiku # 18823, March 4, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by k of BTW - fuck you Moxie
turned down again by
a focus group, reason was
i used to program
Haiku # 18822, March 4, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by k
i regret late nights
but only in the morning
rise, rinse, and repeat

(incidentally,
i love all my drunken friends
who call me at 2)
Haiku # 18821, March 4, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by scott, on a different note...hugs n' kisses
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