Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

something about Scott
poetic logic he's got
got to love him - lots
Haiku # 18854, March 5, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
a paradox then:
you fight for our acceptance
and so we fight back

who would wish you dead
if you didn't post this crap?
you're fighting yourself
Haiku # 18853, March 5, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by scott
listen, if you think
you're eternally damned
that's why i got off here

to live life with people
who I gave a shit about
and vice versa

not to listen to the opinions of those i did not know
Haiku # 18852, March 5, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
no!! I just like to fight
to try and convince others
that I have a right to live
Haiku # 18851, March 5, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
snowdrop and mittens
are playful pastel pussies
just watch your noggin....

http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty1.html
Haiku # 18850, March 5, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
black coffee, i cry
if the haiku don't kill me
i'll live till i die
Haiku # 18849, March 5, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by scott
i think badhaiku's
your eternal damnation
and so for us, too
Haiku # 18848, March 5, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by scott
moved within my heart
rhythmic tonic soothes - it seems
sadness reaches out
Haiku # 18847, March 5, 2002 12:07 pm ET
by someone just stopping in
I'm very human
I enjoy life at times, and suffer
as we all do...

Those who see only the poetry here
miss the whole picture, and I miss
the ones whom they are, we are
both Frodo and Gollum
Haiku # 18846, March 5, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Moxie of themadtaer@hotmail.com
I'm a Scorpio
that's no excuse to be a jerk like I was
but I evoke strong feelings...

I'd rather be on the side of light
Haiku # 18845, March 5, 2002 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
the stress I got here
was from the hatred of some
they just want an easy out

and want to be right
at any cost
Haiku # 18844, March 5, 2002 11:48 am ET
by Moxie
well, if I did that
I'm carrying the ring of doom
and I lived? who knew?

suicide is eternal damnation
no one should be encouraged to do so,
Haiku # 18843, March 5, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
so I guess moxie
is important to haiku
he's the dark not light

but recognizing
his existence is a bad
thing...pandora's box.
Haiku # 18842, March 5, 2002 6:14 am ET
by k of sorry 'bout the premature submission there
so I guess moxie
Haiku # 18841, March 5, 2002 6:11 am ET
by k
'
Haiku # 18840, March 5, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott (dropped it on the floor)
"im margret thatcher"
dipping fingers in my wine
pool cue in his eye
Haiku # 18839, March 5, 2002 5:52 am ET
by scott (out of the gene pool!)
poets need a muse
somehow we got stuck with mox
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 18838, March 5, 2002 5:51 am ET
by scott
what's good without bad?
and what's bad without awful?
mox serves his purpose
Haiku # 18837, March 5, 2002 5:12 am ET
by scott (i think mox is like gollum...not to give the ending away or anything...)
like flying through flack
mox grotesque haiku attack
man that guy is whack
Haiku # 18836, March 5, 2002 4:58 am ET
by ash
i don't really think
moxie is human, just a
bot sending out spew
Haiku # 18835, March 5, 2002 3:58 am ET
by k
moxie finally
committing suicide would
be a promise kept
Haiku # 18834, March 5, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k
i hope moxie gets
run over by monster trucks
on a drunk rampage
Haiku # 18833, March 5, 2002 3:56 am ET
by k of to scott: I know you're a nice guy...but there are limits..serious limits..welcoming moxie is one of them
there are two good things
come out of texas: whitley
and highway 40

Haiku # 18832, March 5, 2002 2:12 am ET
by scott (next up: When Texans Attack!)
a quick moxie treat:
christ, suicide, anal sex
good in small doses
Haiku # 18831, March 4, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by scott (this is terribly wrong, but i almost hope he'll come back)
years go by waiting
for someone else to under-
stand....choked on beauty
Haiku # 18830, March 4, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by k
"silence blossoms like
tumors on our lips" Cohen
likes the song also
Haiku # 18829, March 4, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by k of Tori Amos Silent All These Years spells is out also
din of ecstasy?
din of silence is more apt
but whitley does help
Haiku # 18828, March 4, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by k of Chris Whitely plays some damn good blues
pink pills, baby smooth
slice the nuts, snip the hoses
vasectomy day
Haiku # 18827, March 4, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Paver
Wave of emotion
cascades over me like stench
from a sulphur fart
Haiku # 18826, March 4, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
bung daddy mourns loss
can't figure out the site
christ, what a moron
Haiku # 18825, March 4, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the taxman cometh.
the lord giveth and taketh.
I merely posteth
Haiku # 18824, March 4, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
i love not working
i can spend vast amounts of
time hitting "refresh"
Haiku # 18823, March 4, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by k of BTW - fuck you Moxie
turned down again by
a focus group, reason was
i used to program
Haiku # 18822, March 4, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by k
i regret late nights
but only in the morning
rise, rinse, and repeat

(incidentally,
i love all my drunken friends
who call me at 2)
Haiku # 18821, March 4, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by scott, on a different note...hugs n' kisses
moxie has returned!
psychobabble is back!
did you take your meds?
Haiku # 18820, March 4, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by ap - my life is whole again
I welcome the rain
storms are so very sexy
need to end this drought
Haiku # 18819, March 4, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by A. Musing
i think rehashing
is a bad idea, moxie
please lay off the hash
Haiku # 18818, March 4, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by scott, because i care
well, like anything
if I keep rehashing
re-runs to the 700 club

might as well work at burger king
Haiku # 18817, March 4, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
destroyer of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 18816, March 4, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by scott, introducing moxie (yes, it's re-run)
mox is biblical
right out the holy book
a plague of locusts
Haiku # 18815, March 4, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by scott, addressing the newbies (hope you ride this one out)
there are some people
telling me Christ is a sodomite
and making me want to
do myself in, AGAIN surprise
over Internet babble
as my friend cliff said,
PENGUIN TALK!
Haiku # 18814, March 4, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Moxie
entropy returns
buildings crumble into dust
welcome back, moxie
Haiku # 18813, March 4, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott, it's about time
Hello you old birds
God bless you, but
where the heck is Ms. Rosewater?
Haiku # 18812, March 4, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
like a naked lunch
back to and a little twisted
and waiting for Jack
Haiku # 18811, March 4, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Moxie of woof woof
ich bin nicht sehr froh
Haiku # 18810, March 4, 2002 6:47 am ET
by seb of 1st floor
sleep well fellow friends
for hours and untouched by
what's called CET
Haiku # 18809, March 4, 2002 6:42 am ET
by seb of central europe
i am a fan of
peanut butter sandwiches
yum yum yum yum yum.
Haiku # 18808, March 4, 2002 6:37 am ET
by seb of berlin
my grandfather is
a rather old man, baby
does that surprise you?
Haiku # 18807, March 4, 2002 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement, only
that's not Wayne's basement.
Haiku # 18806, March 3, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by gArth of basement
...the ending is reached
before the"ah hah" climaxed
(sounds familiar,eh?)
Haiku # 18805, March 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Vi A. Gra
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