Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
something about Scott
poetic logic he's got
got to love him - lots
Haiku # 18854 March 5, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
a paradox then:
you fight for our acceptance
and so we fight back

who would wish you dead
if you didn't post this crap?
you're fighting yourself
Haiku # 18853 March 5, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by scott
listen, if you think
you're eternally damned
that's why i got off here

to live life with people
who I gave a shit about
and vice versa

not to listen to the opinions of those i did not know
Haiku # 18852 March 5, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
no!! I just like to fight
to try and convince others
that I have a right to live
Haiku # 18851 March 5, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
snowdrop and mittens
are playful pastel pussies
just watch your noggin....

http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty1.html
Haiku # 18850 March 5, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
black coffee, i cry
if the haiku don't kill me
i'll live till i die
Haiku # 18849 March 5, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by scott
i think badhaiku's
your eternal damnation
and so for us, too
Haiku # 18848 March 5, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by scott
moved within my heart
rhythmic tonic soothes - it seems
sadness reaches out
Haiku # 18847 March 5, 2002 12:07 pm ET
by someone just stopping in
I'm very human
I enjoy life at times, and suffer
as we all do...

Those who see only the poetry here
miss the whole picture, and I miss
the ones whom they are, we are
both Frodo and Gollum
Haiku # 18846 March 5, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Moxie of themadtaer@hotmail.com
I'm a Scorpio
that's no excuse to be a jerk like I was
but I evoke strong feelings...

I'd rather be on the side of light
Haiku # 18845 March 5, 2002 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
the stress I got here
was from the hatred of some
they just want an easy out

and want to be right
at any cost
Haiku # 18844 March 5, 2002 11:48 am ET
by Moxie
well, if I did that
I'm carrying the ring of doom
and I lived? who knew?

suicide is eternal damnation
no one should be encouraged to do so,
Haiku # 18843 March 5, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
so I guess moxie
is important to haiku
he's the dark not light

but recognizing
his existence is a bad
thing...pandora's box.
Haiku # 18842 March 5, 2002 6:14 am ET
by k of sorry 'bout the premature submission there
so I guess moxie
Haiku # 18841 March 5, 2002 6:11 am ET
by k
'
Haiku # 18840 March 5, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott (dropped it on the floor)
"im margret thatcher"
dipping fingers in my wine
pool cue in his eye
Haiku # 18839 March 5, 2002 5:52 am ET
by scott (out of the gene pool!)
poets need a muse
somehow we got stuck with mox
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 18838 March 5, 2002 5:51 am ET
by scott
what's good without bad?
and what's bad without awful?
mox serves his purpose
Haiku # 18837 March 5, 2002 5:12 am ET
by scott (i think mox is like gollum...not to give the ending away or anything...)
like flying through flack
mox grotesque haiku attack
man that guy is whack
Haiku # 18836 March 5, 2002 4:58 am ET
by ash
i don't really think
moxie is human, just a
bot sending out spew
Haiku # 18835 March 5, 2002 3:58 am ET
by k
moxie finally
committing suicide would
be a promise kept
Haiku # 18834 March 5, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k
i hope moxie gets
run over by monster trucks
on a drunk rampage
Haiku # 18833 March 5, 2002 3:56 am ET
by k of to scott: I know you're a nice guy...but there are limits..serious limits..welcoming moxie is one of them
there are two good things
come out of texas: whitley
and highway 40

Haiku # 18832 March 5, 2002 2:12 am ET
by scott (next up: When Texans Attack!)
a quick moxie treat:
christ, suicide, anal sex
good in small doses
Haiku # 18831 March 4, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by scott (this is terribly wrong, but i almost hope he'll come back)
years go by waiting
for someone else to under-
stand....choked on beauty
Haiku # 18830 March 4, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by k
"silence blossoms like
tumors on our lips" Cohen
likes the song also
Haiku # 18829 March 4, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by k of Tori Amos Silent All These Years spells is out also
din of ecstasy?
din of silence is more apt
but whitley does help
Haiku # 18828 March 4, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by k of Chris Whitely plays some damn good blues
pink pills, baby smooth
slice the nuts, snip the hoses
vasectomy day
Haiku # 18827 March 4, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Paver
Wave of emotion
cascades over me like stench
from a sulphur fart
Haiku # 18826 March 4, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
bung daddy mourns loss
can't figure out the site
christ, what a moron
Haiku # 18825 March 4, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the taxman cometh.
the lord giveth and taketh.
I merely posteth
Haiku # 18824 March 4, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
i love not working
i can spend vast amounts of
time hitting "refresh"
Haiku # 18823 March 4, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by k of BTW - fuck you Moxie
turned down again by
a focus group, reason was
i used to program
Haiku # 18822 March 4, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by k
i regret late nights
but only in the morning
rise, rinse, and repeat

(incidentally,
i love all my drunken friends
who call me at 2)
Haiku # 18821 March 4, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by scott, on a different note...hugs n' kisses
moxie has returned!
psychobabble is back!
did you take your meds?
Haiku # 18820 March 4, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by ap - my life is whole again
I welcome the rain
storms are so very sexy
need to end this drought
Haiku # 18819 March 4, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by A. Musing
i think rehashing
is a bad idea, moxie
please lay off the hash
Haiku # 18818 March 4, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by scott, because i care
well, like anything
if I keep rehashing
re-runs to the 700 club

might as well work at burger king
Haiku # 18817 March 4, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
destroyer of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 18816 March 4, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by scott, introducing moxie (yes, it's re-run)
mox is biblical
right out the holy book
a plague of locusts
Haiku # 18815 March 4, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by scott, addressing the newbies (hope you ride this one out)
there are some people
telling me Christ is a sodomite
and making me want to
do myself in, AGAIN surprise
over Internet babble
as my friend cliff said,
PENGUIN TALK!
Haiku # 18814 March 4, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Moxie
entropy returns
buildings crumble into dust
welcome back, moxie
Haiku # 18813 March 4, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott, it's about time
Hello you old birds
God bless you, but
where the heck is Ms. Rosewater?
Haiku # 18812 March 4, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
like a naked lunch
back to and a little twisted
and waiting for Jack
Haiku # 18811 March 4, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Moxie of woof woof
ich bin nicht sehr froh
Haiku # 18810 March 4, 2002 6:47 am ET
by seb of 1st floor
sleep well fellow friends
for hours and untouched by
what's called CET
Haiku # 18809 March 4, 2002 6:42 am ET
by seb of central europe
i am a fan of
peanut butter sandwiches
yum yum yum yum yum.
Haiku # 18808 March 4, 2002 6:37 am ET
by seb of berlin
my grandfather is
a rather old man, baby
does that surprise you?
Haiku # 18807 March 4, 2002 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement, only
that's not Wayne's basement.
Haiku # 18806 March 3, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by gArth of basement
...the ending is reached
before the"ah hah" climaxed
(sounds familiar,eh?)
Haiku # 18805 March 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Vi A. Gra
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