Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

i regret late nights
but only in the morning
rise, rinse, and repeat

(incidentally,
i love all my drunken friends
who call me at 2)
Haiku # 18821, March 4, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by scott, on a different note...hugs n' kisses
moxie has returned!
psychobabble is back!
did you take your meds?
Haiku # 18820, March 4, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by ap - my life is whole again
I welcome the rain
storms are so very sexy
need to end this drought
Haiku # 18819, March 4, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by A. Musing
i think rehashing
is a bad idea, moxie
please lay off the hash
Haiku # 18818, March 4, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by scott, because i care
well, like anything
if I keep rehashing
re-runs to the 700 club

might as well work at burger king
Haiku # 18817, March 4, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
destroyer of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 18816, March 4, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by scott, introducing moxie (yes, it's re-run)
mox is biblical
right out the holy book
a plague of locusts
Haiku # 18815, March 4, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by scott, addressing the newbies (hope you ride this one out)
there are some people
telling me Christ is a sodomite
and making me want to
do myself in, AGAIN surprise
over Internet babble
as my friend cliff said,
PENGUIN TALK!
Haiku # 18814, March 4, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Moxie
entropy returns
buildings crumble into dust
welcome back, moxie
Haiku # 18813, March 4, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott, it's about time
Hello you old birds
God bless you, but
where the heck is Ms. Rosewater?
Haiku # 18812, March 4, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
like a naked lunch
back to and a little twisted
and waiting for Jack
Haiku # 18811, March 4, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Moxie of woof woof
ich bin nicht sehr froh
Haiku # 18810, March 4, 2002 6:47 am ET
by seb of 1st floor
sleep well fellow friends
for hours and untouched by
what's called CET
Haiku # 18809, March 4, 2002 6:42 am ET
by seb of central europe
i am a fan of
peanut butter sandwiches
yum yum yum yum yum.
Haiku # 18808, March 4, 2002 6:37 am ET
by seb of berlin
my grandfather is
a rather old man, baby
does that surprise you?
Haiku # 18807, March 4, 2002 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement, only
that's not Wayne's basement.
Haiku # 18806, March 3, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by gArth of basement
...the ending is reached
before the"ah hah" climaxed
(sounds familiar,eh?)
Haiku # 18805, March 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Vi A. Gra
my heavy eyelids
battle against gravity
after night duty
Haiku # 18804, March 3, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ash
The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then
Haiku # 18803, March 3, 2002 8:20 pm ET
by Devo of Michigan
black licorice
no stars swirling deep within
night sky hard and wet
Haiku # 18802, March 3, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Jim Cantore
The futur insn't what it used to be.
At least I think so.
Haiku # 18801, March 3, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Mr.1051 of Canada
quick course in Chinese
thank you is " twen tee persent"
(Chinese waiter joke)
Haiku # 18800, March 3, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Nu Lo
"someone thinks you are
wonderfully mysterious"
my fortune cookie

hey, lucky penny
you're the mysterious one
thank you for the smile
Haiku # 18799, March 3, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott (yes, i got this verbatim)
2 AM phone call
my drunken friends want to know
"did you sleep with her?"
Haiku # 18798, March 3, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by scott...and no
fifty-six degrees!
strangest warm March confuses
teases New England
Haiku # 18797, March 3, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by not complaining though
Peter Greenaway?
that's another story though...
inventive genius
Haiku # 18796, March 3, 2002 11:36 am ET
by A. Musing
call me old-fashioned
still a faithful U2 fan
(no picture needed)
Haiku # 18795, March 3, 2002 11:32 am ET
by A. Musing
pleasantly surprised
ephemeral spirits pass by
pull upon my soul
Haiku # 18794, March 3, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
circle the wagons
no one is gonna fix mine
i did the poodle
Haiku # 18793, March 3, 2002 8:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
being delights in
being, the morning wraps me
steady as a flame

dreamt of falling in
a lawnmower where the blades
were made of taffy
Haiku # 18792, March 3, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brush of sunlight...but
in gray drifts you gather round,
my indirection

finds direction out,
sun rises again, time to
fall through a dark swirl.
Haiku # 18791, March 3, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18790, March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by one more time..... of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18789, March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by k_for_really_fucking_amazing_jazz of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!
arrived home from the
north beach neighborhood, I saw
the broun fellinis

what a great jazz band
why do people insist on
talking during play?
Haiku # 18788, March 3, 2002 5:47 am ET
by k_against_people_who_talk_during_really_great_jazz_sets of not giving ANYONE here my email address....but I still post here so I must be desperate for attention_oh well....

....waiting for my call
another set of pumpkins
...hot fresh and raring
Haiku # 18787, March 3, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@mmm...ummm

very funny, AP
Haiku # 18786, March 2, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by ronin
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Haiku # 18785, March 2, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by ronin
no she is Sarah
on the new survivor, mel
seduce hunter first!
Haiku # 18784, March 2, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her old mutt "wagon"
knocked up my prize show poodle!
i'll fix her "wagon"!
Haiku # 18783, March 2, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott (point of diminishing returns?)
"what a little bitch!"
can't believe she slept with him!
I'll fix her wagon!
Haiku # 18782, March 2, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Cheryl Crowe
mellie on telly!?!
with some wiggle and jiggle?
must have been baywatch.
Haiku # 18781, March 2, 2002 7:54 am ET
by ap
ok people, there
is a thing called life out there
turn off the machines!
Haiku # 18780, March 2, 2002 5:38 am ET
by k
"i need a new car."
"oh don't be ridiculous,
i'll fix your wagon!"
Haiku # 18779, March 2, 2002 4:29 am ET
by scott, concerning #18756...
opening the door-
water water everywhere
..must leave seattle
Haiku # 18778, March 2, 2002 2:13 am ET
by the fourth way

....last night i met a
.guest relations officer
....who related well
Haiku # 18777, March 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@wow

.....oversized pumpkins
was what i used to have for
..my hot midnight snacks
Haiku # 18776, March 2, 2002 1:40 am ET
by ronin@nowigoforbritannycantaloupes
don't tell anyone
but mae west was flat-chested
compared to mellie

I was on telly
imagined none would notice
but yes it was me
Haiku # 18775, March 1, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by mellie
as e.e. would say,
flowers resemble beauty
less than our breathing

flirting on this site
is like that greenaway film...
the meat locker scene
Haiku # 18774, March 1, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by scott to s.a. (you know how to reach me)
Doc Nippon Tuck plus
Musing too just to name few
signatures of late
Haiku # 18773, March 1, 2002 7:31 pm ET
by new kid on the block
and (your) love slowly
answered: there is a lady
slender... likes flowers
Haiku # 18772, March 1, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by your secret admirer
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