Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

call me old-fashioned
still a faithful U2 fan
(no picture needed)
Haiku # 18795, March 3, 2002 11:32 am ET
by A. Musing
pleasantly surprised
ephemeral spirits pass by
pull upon my soul
Haiku # 18794, March 3, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
circle the wagons
no one is gonna fix mine
i did the poodle
Haiku # 18793, March 3, 2002 8:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
being delights in
being, the morning wraps me
steady as a flame

dreamt of falling in
a lawnmower where the blades
were made of taffy
Haiku # 18792, March 3, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brush of sunlight...but
in gray drifts you gather round,
my indirection

finds direction out,
sun rises again, time to
fall through a dark swirl.
Haiku # 18791, March 3, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18790, March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by one more time..... of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18789, March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by k_for_really_fucking_amazing_jazz of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!
arrived home from the
north beach neighborhood, I saw
the broun fellinis

what a great jazz band
why do people insist on
talking during play?
Haiku # 18788, March 3, 2002 5:47 am ET
by k_against_people_who_talk_during_really_great_jazz_sets of not giving ANYONE here my email address....but I still post here so I must be desperate for attention_oh well....

....waiting for my call
another set of pumpkins
...hot fresh and raring
Haiku # 18787, March 3, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@mmm...ummm

very funny, AP
Haiku # 18786, March 2, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by ronin
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Haiku # 18785, March 2, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by ronin
no she is Sarah
on the new survivor, mel
seduce hunter first!
Haiku # 18784, March 2, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her old mutt "wagon"
knocked up my prize show poodle!
i'll fix her "wagon"!
Haiku # 18783, March 2, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott (point of diminishing returns?)
"what a little bitch!"
can't believe she slept with him!
I'll fix her wagon!
Haiku # 18782, March 2, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Cheryl Crowe
mellie on telly!?!
with some wiggle and jiggle?
must have been baywatch.
Haiku # 18781, March 2, 2002 7:54 am ET
by ap
ok people, there
is a thing called life out there
turn off the machines!
Haiku # 18780, March 2, 2002 5:38 am ET
by k
"i need a new car."
"oh don't be ridiculous,
i'll fix your wagon!"
Haiku # 18779, March 2, 2002 4:29 am ET
by scott, concerning #18756...
opening the door-
water water everywhere
..must leave seattle
Haiku # 18778, March 2, 2002 2:13 am ET
by the fourth way

....last night i met a
.guest relations officer
....who related well
Haiku # 18777, March 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@wow

.....oversized pumpkins
was what i used to have for
..my hot midnight snacks
Haiku # 18776, March 2, 2002 1:40 am ET
by ronin@nowigoforbritannycantaloupes
don't tell anyone
but mae west was flat-chested
compared to mellie

I was on telly
imagined none would notice
but yes it was me
Haiku # 18775, March 1, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by mellie
as e.e. would say,
flowers resemble beauty
less than our breathing

flirting on this site
is like that greenaway film...
the meat locker scene
Haiku # 18774, March 1, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by scott to s.a. (you know how to reach me)
Doc Nippon Tuck plus
Musing too just to name few
signatures of late
Haiku # 18773, March 1, 2002 7:31 pm ET
by new kid on the block
and (your) love slowly
answered: there is a lady
slender... likes flowers
Haiku # 18772, March 1, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by your secret admirer
sweet old etcetera...
right, right, missed it the first time
begging your pardon
Haiku # 18771, March 1, 2002 7:09 pm ET
by scott (though not on my knees - especially around here)
methinks that my rhyme (?)
may have been totally missed
(thought Scott knew cummings!)
Haiku # 18770, March 1, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by famous "etcetera' poem...your s.a. (again)
love your strong ego
(and your wit) please now give me
the best of it...yeah
Haiku # 18769, March 1, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by I love you Scott (your secret admirer)
should i be creeped out,
my secreting admirer?
nah, i'm used to it
Haiku # 18768, March 1, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by scott
I will dream of you
and of your smile (on your knees)
etcetera, hhhhmmmmm
Haiku # 18766, March 1, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by I love you Scott (your secret admirer)
yes, i got that too.
did you wave the dead chicken?
slap your browser up?
Haiku # 18765, March 1, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scott to Janis (I think I had to quit and restart after deleting cached files...is the date on the submit form whacky or somethi
it is nice to see
that i'm not the only one
bored out of their skull
Haiku # 18764, March 1, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by scott
no one really knows
but everyone likes to poop
once they eat enough
Haiku # 18763, March 1, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by where is that scott asspledge anyhow?
in the tv prog.
bonanza, did they ever
eat from salad bars
Haiku # 18762, March 1, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by onc
i like cheese on toast
it sits in my tummy. yum!
smelli is a dick
Haiku # 18761, March 1, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by kingpin9
onc you are a twat
and kingpin9 you are too
i'll kick your asses
Haiku # 18760, March 1, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by smelli bollic
shuttup smelli guy
i am a bloke not a bird
i will kick your ass
Haiku # 18757, March 1, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by onc
"I'll fix her wagon"
(where did this first become known)
as a vicious threat
Haiku # 18756, March 1, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Idle Wondering
onc and kingpin9
sitting in a big tree like
big birds from the sky
Haiku # 18755, March 1, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by smelli bollic
where has my shoe gone
it's not on floor or my foot
trevor give it back
Haiku # 18754, March 1, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by kingpin9
lilt can on the wall
you tempt my tastebuds tingling
damn you empty can
Haiku # 18753, March 1, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by onc
na-na, na-na, na-
na, na-na, batman! oh yeah!
i'm feeling tha' groove
Haiku # 18752, March 1, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by smelli bollic
in the interest of
Puerility, is that
mellie on TV?
Haiku # 18751, March 1, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Ya'know the one in survivor with the built-in floatation devices
plus: not to mention
literati's basically
a scrabble ripoff
Haiku # 18750, March 1, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by the fourth way
on literati:
don't brag, cause for all we know
you could be cheating
Haiku # 18749, March 1, 2002 2:37 pm ET
by the fourth way
you idolater!
substituting Mo for God...
serves you right, Janis
Haiku # 18748, March 1, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by the fourth way
So my request is ....
Has this been happening to
Any of you all?
Haiku # 18747, March 1, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by Janis
I use Mozilla.
I checked the site in IE
Went to submit page.

This site is moving.....
Cleared cache, "del'ed all offline files"...
This site is moving....
Haiku # 18746, March 1, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by Janis
adsf
Haiku # 18745, March 1, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the interests
of pointlessness and boredom
this is my next post
Haiku # 18744, March 1, 2002 7:27 am ET
by k of oedipa_maas
in the interests of
full disclosure and fair play,
that last post was mine
Haiku # 18743, March 1, 2002 5:36 am ET
by scott/existentknight (nonexistentknight was taken)
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