should i be creeped out,
my secreting admirer?
nah, i'm used to it
by scott
I will dream of you
and of your smile (on your knees)
etcetera, hhhhmmmmm
by I love you Scott (your secret admirer)
yes, i got that too.
did you wave the dead chicken?
slap your browser up?
by scott to Janis (I think I had to quit and restart after deleting cached files...is the date on the submit form whacky or somethi
it is nice to see
that i'm not the only one
bored out of their skull
by scott
no one really knows
but everyone likes to poop
once they eat enough
by where is that scott asspledge anyhow?
in the tv prog.
bonanza, did they ever
eat from salad bars
by onc
i like cheese on toast
it sits in my tummy. yum!
smelli is a dick
by kingpin9
onc you are a twat
and kingpin9 you are too
i'll kick your asses
by smelli bollic
shuttup smelli guy
i am a bloke not a bird
i will kick your ass
by onc
"I'll fix her wagon"
(where did this first become known)
as a vicious threat
by Idle Wondering
onc and kingpin9
sitting in a big tree like
big birds from the sky
by smelli bollic
where has my shoe gone
it's not on floor or my foot
trevor give it back
by kingpin9
lilt can on the wall
you tempt my tastebuds tingling
damn you empty can
by onc
na-na, na-na, na-
na, na-na, batman! oh yeah!
i'm feeling tha' groove
by smelli bollic
in the interest of
Puerility, is that
mellie on TV?
by Ya'know the one in survivor with the built-in floatation devices
plus: not to mention
literati's basically
a scrabble ripoff
by the fourth way
on literati:
don't brag, cause for all we know
you could be cheating
by the fourth way
you idolater!
substituting Mo for God...
serves you right, Janis
by the fourth way
So my request is ....
Has this been happening to
Any of you all?
by Janis
in the interests
of pointlessness and boredom
this is my next post
by k of oedipa_maas
in the interests of
full disclosure and fair play,
that last post was mine
by scott/existentknight (nonexistentknight was taken)
what's your screen name, ash?
you can improve my rating
(now 2020)
by existentknight
as an unabashed
literati predator
you can eat my words
by ash
i play online games
literati is a fun
way to kill the time
by oedipa_maas333 of only a 1650 rating though...but I'll give you a run for the money if you see me in the Intermidiate Lounge
pointless bad haiku
number one eight seven three
nine......but I'm published!
by k
i think there's over
four million lines of code here
with bugs like landmines
by scott of enemy territory
it's lack of ego
a nod to e. e. cummings
and pure laziness
by Scott (there, ya happy now?)
ever notice that
folks will capitalize all
but the pronoun "I"?
by Andy Haikurooney
chairman of the bored,
Frank...what an amazing voice!
(i mean Joe, of course...)
by scott
what is it with Cher?
too much formaldehyde, eh?
(next time - half the mix)
by Doc Nippon Tuck
guess that's what you get
way too much googlewhacking
leaves you spent and sore
by S. Gabby Peenus
like to summarize
remember that old monks hide
scabby penises
by Pure Nonsense
6809 -
man, what a great little chip!
A plus B is D
by scott, to the Fourth Way (well, maybe just to himself)
Surge of Violence
Threatens Mideast Peace Idea
-Yahoo 'news' title
by Modern Oxymoron-mideast peace-talks chapter
forget five course meals!
all i need is in this snack-
enriched bleached flour
by the fourth way
get the "look" you love
cosmetic surgery helps
he'll "see" the real you
by Doc Nippon Tuck
frogs in her pockets
locust barettes in her hair
walking to egypt
by the fourth way
On my new iLamp
cotton clouds hold me up and
haiku floats below
by Betty LeBomb
jessica fletcher
was way better than matlock
in my opinion
by the fourth way
trs-80,
a commodore 64,
man I miss those days
by the fourth way
what these eyes did see
how my soul truly desired
you will never know
by Cad A. Ver (note to pathologist)
Pupils dilated
and fixed, apnoeic, pulseless.
Certified stone dead.
(progress note found in medical record of patient awaiting autopsy, converted to haiku by addition of one syllable in last line)
by Anonymous Poet
i eat my mistake
my "profiterole lotion"
soothes indigestion
by ash of whacked already
"profiterole lapdance"
is wack*, no doubt about it
but not googlewhack**
*http://www.rapdict.org/terms/w
**http://www.googlewhack.com
by scott
tried googlewhacking
my "profiterole lapdance"
exposed its weakness
by ash
i have google whacked...
wow, what an intense feeling!
and right at my desk!
by scott (the words were "diatonic wienerschnitzel")
oh well, whatever
I swear I don't have a gun
smells like bad haiku
by scott, to Seattle
villanelle sex search
gives new meanings to the term
"Googlewhacking it"
by k
