Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

entropy returns
buildings crumble into dust
welcome back, moxie
Haiku # 18813, March 4, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott, it's about time
Hello you old birds
God bless you, but
where the heck is Ms. Rosewater?
Haiku # 18812, March 4, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
like a naked lunch
back to and a little twisted
and waiting for Jack
Haiku # 18811, March 4, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Moxie of woof woof
ich bin nicht sehr froh
Haiku # 18810, March 4, 2002 6:47 am ET
by seb of 1st floor
sleep well fellow friends
for hours and untouched by
what's called CET
Haiku # 18809, March 4, 2002 6:42 am ET
by seb of central europe
i am a fan of
peanut butter sandwiches
yum yum yum yum yum.
Haiku # 18808, March 4, 2002 6:37 am ET
by seb of berlin
my grandfather is
a rather old man, baby
does that surprise you?
Haiku # 18807, March 4, 2002 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement, only
that's not Wayne's basement.
Haiku # 18806, March 3, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by gArth of basement
...the ending is reached
before the"ah hah" climaxed
(sounds familiar,eh?)
Haiku # 18805, March 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Vi A. Gra
my heavy eyelids
battle against gravity
after night duty
Haiku # 18804, March 3, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ash
The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then
Haiku # 18803, March 3, 2002 8:20 pm ET
by Devo of Michigan
black licorice
no stars swirling deep within
night sky hard and wet
Haiku # 18802, March 3, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Jim Cantore
The futur insn't what it used to be.
At least I think so.
Haiku # 18801, March 3, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Mr.1051 of Canada
quick course in Chinese
thank you is " twen tee persent"
(Chinese waiter joke)
Haiku # 18800, March 3, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Nu Lo
"someone thinks you are
wonderfully mysterious"
my fortune cookie

hey, lucky penny
you're the mysterious one
thank you for the smile
Haiku # 18799, March 3, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott (yes, i got this verbatim)
2 AM phone call
my drunken friends want to know
"did you sleep with her?"
Haiku # 18798, March 3, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by scott...and no
fifty-six degrees!
strangest warm March confuses
teases New England
Haiku # 18797, March 3, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by not complaining though
Peter Greenaway?
that's another story though...
inventive genius
Haiku # 18796, March 3, 2002 11:36 am ET
by A. Musing
call me old-fashioned
still a faithful U2 fan
(no picture needed)
Haiku # 18795, March 3, 2002 11:32 am ET
by A. Musing
pleasantly surprised
ephemeral spirits pass by
pull upon my soul
Haiku # 18794, March 3, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
circle the wagons
no one is gonna fix mine
i did the poodle
Haiku # 18793, March 3, 2002 8:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
being delights in
being, the morning wraps me
steady as a flame

dreamt of falling in
a lawnmower where the blades
were made of taffy
Haiku # 18792, March 3, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brush of sunlight...but
in gray drifts you gather round,
my indirection

finds direction out,
sun rises again, time to
fall through a dark swirl.
Haiku # 18791, March 3, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18790, March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by one more time..... of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18789, March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by k_for_really_fucking_amazing_jazz of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!
arrived home from the
north beach neighborhood, I saw
the broun fellinis

what a great jazz band
why do people insist on
talking during play?
Haiku # 18788, March 3, 2002 5:47 am ET
by k_against_people_who_talk_during_really_great_jazz_sets of not giving ANYONE here my email address....but I still post here so I must be desperate for attention_oh well....

....waiting for my call
another set of pumpkins
...hot fresh and raring
Haiku # 18787, March 3, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@mmm...ummm

very funny, AP
Haiku # 18786, March 2, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by ronin
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Haiku # 18785, March 2, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by ronin
no she is Sarah
on the new survivor, mel
seduce hunter first!
Haiku # 18784, March 2, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her old mutt "wagon"
knocked up my prize show poodle!
i'll fix her "wagon"!
Haiku # 18783, March 2, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott (point of diminishing returns?)
"what a little bitch!"
can't believe she slept with him!
I'll fix her wagon!
Haiku # 18782, March 2, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Cheryl Crowe
mellie on telly!?!
with some wiggle and jiggle?
must have been baywatch.
Haiku # 18781, March 2, 2002 7:54 am ET
by ap
ok people, there
is a thing called life out there
turn off the machines!
Haiku # 18780, March 2, 2002 5:38 am ET
by k
"i need a new car."
"oh don't be ridiculous,
i'll fix your wagon!"
Haiku # 18779, March 2, 2002 4:29 am ET
by scott, concerning #18756...
opening the door-
water water everywhere
..must leave seattle
Haiku # 18778, March 2, 2002 2:13 am ET
by the fourth way

....last night i met a
.guest relations officer
....who related well
Haiku # 18777, March 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@wow

.....oversized pumpkins
was what i used to have for
..my hot midnight snacks
Haiku # 18776, March 2, 2002 1:40 am ET
by ronin@nowigoforbritannycantaloupes
don't tell anyone
but mae west was flat-chested
compared to mellie

I was on telly
imagined none would notice
but yes it was me
Haiku # 18775, March 1, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by mellie
as e.e. would say,
flowers resemble beauty
less than our breathing

flirting on this site
is like that greenaway film...
the meat locker scene
Haiku # 18774, March 1, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by scott to s.a. (you know how to reach me)
Doc Nippon Tuck plus
Musing too just to name few
signatures of late
Haiku # 18773, March 1, 2002 7:31 pm ET
by new kid on the block
and (your) love slowly
answered: there is a lady
slender... likes flowers
Haiku # 18772, March 1, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by your secret admirer
sweet old etcetera...
right, right, missed it the first time
begging your pardon
Haiku # 18771, March 1, 2002 7:09 pm ET
by scott (though not on my knees - especially around here)
methinks that my rhyme (?)
may have been totally missed
(thought Scott knew cummings!)
Haiku # 18770, March 1, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by famous "etcetera' poem...your s.a. (again)
love your strong ego
(and your wit) please now give me
the best of it...yeah
Haiku # 18769, March 1, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by I love you Scott (your secret admirer)
should i be creeped out,
my secreting admirer?
nah, i'm used to it
Haiku # 18768, March 1, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by scott
I will dream of you
and of your smile (on your knees)
etcetera, hhhhmmmmm
Haiku # 18766, March 1, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by I love you Scott (your secret admirer)
yes, i got that too.
did you wave the dead chicken?
slap your browser up?
Haiku # 18765, March 1, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scott to Janis (I think I had to quit and restart after deleting cached files...is the date on the submit form whacky or somethi
it is nice to see
that i'm not the only one
bored out of their skull
Haiku # 18764, March 1, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by scott
no one really knows
but everyone likes to poop
once they eat enough
Haiku # 18763, March 1, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by where is that scott asspledge anyhow?
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