Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

so I guess moxie
Haiku # 18841, March 5, 2002 6:11 am ET
by k
'
Haiku # 18840, March 5, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott (dropped it on the floor)
"im margret thatcher"
dipping fingers in my wine
pool cue in his eye
Haiku # 18839, March 5, 2002 5:52 am ET
by scott (out of the gene pool!)
poets need a muse
somehow we got stuck with mox
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 18838, March 5, 2002 5:51 am ET
by scott
what's good without bad?
and what's bad without awful?
mox serves his purpose
Haiku # 18837, March 5, 2002 5:12 am ET
by scott (i think mox is like gollum...not to give the ending away or anything...)
like flying through flack
mox grotesque haiku attack
man that guy is whack
Haiku # 18836, March 5, 2002 4:58 am ET
by ash
i don't really think
moxie is human, just a
bot sending out spew
Haiku # 18835, March 5, 2002 3:58 am ET
by k
moxie finally
committing suicide would
be a promise kept
Haiku # 18834, March 5, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k
i hope moxie gets
run over by monster trucks
on a drunk rampage
Haiku # 18833, March 5, 2002 3:56 am ET
by k of to scott: I know you're a nice guy...but there are limits..serious limits..welcoming moxie is one of them
there are two good things
come out of texas: whitley
and highway 40

Haiku # 18832, March 5, 2002 2:12 am ET
by scott (next up: When Texans Attack!)
a quick moxie treat:
christ, suicide, anal sex
good in small doses
Haiku # 18831, March 4, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by scott (this is terribly wrong, but i almost hope he'll come back)
years go by waiting
for someone else to under-
stand....choked on beauty
Haiku # 18830, March 4, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by k
"silence blossoms like
tumors on our lips" Cohen
likes the song also
Haiku # 18829, March 4, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by k of Tori Amos Silent All These Years spells is out also
din of ecstasy?
din of silence is more apt
but whitley does help
Haiku # 18828, March 4, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by k of Chris Whitely plays some damn good blues
pink pills, baby smooth
slice the nuts, snip the hoses
vasectomy day
Haiku # 18827, March 4, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Paver
Wave of emotion
cascades over me like stench
from a sulphur fart
Haiku # 18826, March 4, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
bung daddy mourns loss
can't figure out the site
christ, what a moron
Haiku # 18825, March 4, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the taxman cometh.
the lord giveth and taketh.
I merely posteth
Haiku # 18824, March 4, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
i love not working
i can spend vast amounts of
time hitting "refresh"
Haiku # 18823, March 4, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by k of BTW - fuck you Moxie
turned down again by
a focus group, reason was
i used to program
Haiku # 18822, March 4, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by k
i regret late nights
but only in the morning
rise, rinse, and repeat

(incidentally,
i love all my drunken friends
who call me at 2)
Haiku # 18821, March 4, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by scott, on a different note...hugs n' kisses
moxie has returned!
psychobabble is back!
did you take your meds?
Haiku # 18820, March 4, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by ap - my life is whole again
I welcome the rain
storms are so very sexy
need to end this drought
Haiku # 18819, March 4, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by A. Musing
i think rehashing
is a bad idea, moxie
please lay off the hash
Haiku # 18818, March 4, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by scott, because i care
well, like anything
if I keep rehashing
re-runs to the 700 club

might as well work at burger king
Haiku # 18817, March 4, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
destroyer of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 18816, March 4, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by scott, introducing moxie (yes, it's re-run)
mox is biblical
right out the holy book
a plague of locusts
Haiku # 18815, March 4, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by scott, addressing the newbies (hope you ride this one out)
there are some people
telling me Christ is a sodomite
and making me want to
do myself in, AGAIN surprise
over Internet babble
as my friend cliff said,
PENGUIN TALK!
Haiku # 18814, March 4, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Moxie
entropy returns
buildings crumble into dust
welcome back, moxie
Haiku # 18813, March 4, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott, it's about time
Hello you old birds
God bless you, but
where the heck is Ms. Rosewater?
Haiku # 18812, March 4, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
like a naked lunch
back to and a little twisted
and waiting for Jack
Haiku # 18811, March 4, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Moxie of woof woof
ich bin nicht sehr froh
Haiku # 18810, March 4, 2002 6:47 am ET
by seb of 1st floor
sleep well fellow friends
for hours and untouched by
what's called CET
Haiku # 18809, March 4, 2002 6:42 am ET
by seb of central europe
i am a fan of
peanut butter sandwiches
yum yum yum yum yum.
Haiku # 18808, March 4, 2002 6:37 am ET
by seb of berlin
my grandfather is
a rather old man, baby
does that surprise you?
Haiku # 18807, March 4, 2002 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement, only
that's not Wayne's basement.
Haiku # 18806, March 3, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by gArth of basement
...the ending is reached
before the"ah hah" climaxed
(sounds familiar,eh?)
Haiku # 18805, March 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Vi A. Gra
my heavy eyelids
battle against gravity
after night duty
Haiku # 18804, March 3, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ash
The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then
Haiku # 18803, March 3, 2002 8:20 pm ET
by Devo of Michigan
black licorice
no stars swirling deep within
night sky hard and wet
Haiku # 18802, March 3, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Jim Cantore
The futur insn't what it used to be.
At least I think so.
Haiku # 18801, March 3, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Mr.1051 of Canada
quick course in Chinese
thank you is " twen tee persent"
(Chinese waiter joke)
Haiku # 18800, March 3, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Nu Lo
"someone thinks you are
wonderfully mysterious"
my fortune cookie

hey, lucky penny
you're the mysterious one
thank you for the smile
Haiku # 18799, March 3, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott (yes, i got this verbatim)
2 AM phone call
my drunken friends want to know
"did you sleep with her?"
Haiku # 18798, March 3, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by scott...and no
fifty-six degrees!
strangest warm March confuses
teases New England
Haiku # 18797, March 3, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by not complaining though
Peter Greenaway?
that's another story though...
inventive genius
Haiku # 18796, March 3, 2002 11:36 am ET
by A. Musing
call me old-fashioned
still a faithful U2 fan
(no picture needed)
Haiku # 18795, March 3, 2002 11:32 am ET
by A. Musing
pleasantly surprised
ephemeral spirits pass by
pull upon my soul
Haiku # 18794, March 3, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
circle the wagons
no one is gonna fix mine
i did the poodle
Haiku # 18793, March 3, 2002 8:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
being delights in
being, the morning wraps me
steady as a flame

dreamt of falling in
a lawnmower where the blades
were made of taffy
Haiku # 18792, March 3, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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