Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I am one *Virgo*
my life an open book then
(true Scorpio knows)
Haiku # 18875, March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Penelope
your art, I like!
Haiku # 18874, March 5, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Mox
kiwis are odd fruit
small, brown, completely flightless..
or are they odd birds?
Haiku # 18873, March 5, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by scott (let me add: sweet and tart)
The two Scorpions
locked in the tall gaze love the
eternal struggle
Haiku # 18872, March 5, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
A civil war with
poems is not a creative
effort. I must go so others
can write haiku for now
Haiku # 18871, March 5, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Moxie
he who know shoot straight
else he catch bad bladder blast
right in smelly face
Haiku # 18870, March 5, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I am embarassed
to tell you my life, but I
also ask you, what of yours?
Haiku # 18869, March 5, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Mox
To pretend to have the
great self confidence is to
say you are like you

we live in a culture
that values that over
true flawed humanity
Haiku # 18868, March 5, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Moxie
try to make up life
as you go down the road few
take and make your own path
Haiku # 18867, March 5, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Truth is to get a
life would solve a huge waste of
all your times as well
Haiku # 18866, March 5, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Moxie of I manage...
Mox, prithee do tell
do you live alone or what?
how doth payest bills?
Haiku # 18865, March 5, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by er, just wondering......
old man baba fan
said stand back and let it all
fly over you, so
Haiku # 18864, March 5, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Moxie
The group though, tends to
agree, as a group, when it
is of one whole clique
Haiku # 18863, March 5, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
so I see myself
through others whose true selves
lie to say, myself
Haiku # 18862, March 5, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Moxie
(simply hit shift key)
continuous depression
--capitalism!--
Haiku # 18861, March 5, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
he sends "us" his spores
leaves intelligence smiling
dead mullets shining
Haiku # 18860, March 5, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Jeremy of NH
unity is key
for those under control of
capitalism
Haiku # 18859, March 5, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by someone of NH
poets like the moon
where the light is brightest found
shadows are deeper
Haiku # 18858, March 5, 2002 3:46 pm ET
by A. Musing
scottological
demonstrable truths will show
within every *fact*
Haiku # 18857, March 5, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by Penelope
crap from bung daddy
is really pretty good shit
although quite nutty
Haiku # 18856, March 5, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by scottological
Universal truth
is centered on a good poo
and a happy bung
Haiku # 18855, March 5, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
something about Scott
poetic logic he's got
got to love him - lots
Haiku # 18854, March 5, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
a paradox then:
you fight for our acceptance
and so we fight back

who would wish you dead
if you didn't post this crap?
you're fighting yourself
Haiku # 18853, March 5, 2002 1:58 pm ET
by scott
listen, if you think
you're eternally damned
that's why i got off here

to live life with people
who I gave a shit about
and vice versa

not to listen to the opinions of those i did not know
Haiku # 18852, March 5, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Moxie
no!! I just like to fight
to try and convince others
that I have a right to live
Haiku # 18851, March 5, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
snowdrop and mittens
are playful pastel pussies
just watch your noggin....

http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty1.html
Haiku # 18850, March 5, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
black coffee, i cry
if the haiku don't kill me
i'll live till i die
Haiku # 18849, March 5, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by scott
i think badhaiku's
your eternal damnation
and so for us, too
Haiku # 18848, March 5, 2002 12:13 pm ET
by scott
moved within my heart
rhythmic tonic soothes - it seems
sadness reaches out
Haiku # 18847, March 5, 2002 12:07 pm ET
by someone just stopping in
I'm very human
I enjoy life at times, and suffer
as we all do...

Those who see only the poetry here
miss the whole picture, and I miss
the ones whom they are, we are
both Frodo and Gollum
Haiku # 18846, March 5, 2002 11:51 am ET
by Moxie of themadtaer@hotmail.com
I'm a Scorpio
that's no excuse to be a jerk like I was
but I evoke strong feelings...

I'd rather be on the side of light
Haiku # 18845, March 5, 2002 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
the stress I got here
was from the hatred of some
they just want an easy out

and want to be right
at any cost
Haiku # 18844, March 5, 2002 11:48 am ET
by Moxie
well, if I did that
I'm carrying the ring of doom
and I lived? who knew?

suicide is eternal damnation
no one should be encouraged to do so,
Haiku # 18843, March 5, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
so I guess moxie
is important to haiku
he's the dark not light

but recognizing
his existence is a bad
thing...pandora's box.
Haiku # 18842, March 5, 2002 6:14 am ET
by k of sorry 'bout the premature submission there
so I guess moxie
Haiku # 18841, March 5, 2002 6:11 am ET
by k
'
Haiku # 18840, March 5, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott (dropped it on the floor)
"im margret thatcher"
dipping fingers in my wine
pool cue in his eye
Haiku # 18839, March 5, 2002 5:52 am ET
by scott (out of the gene pool!)
poets need a muse
somehow we got stuck with mox
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 18838, March 5, 2002 5:51 am ET
by scott
what's good without bad?
and what's bad without awful?
mox serves his purpose
Haiku # 18837, March 5, 2002 5:12 am ET
by scott (i think mox is like gollum...not to give the ending away or anything...)
like flying through flack
mox grotesque haiku attack
man that guy is whack
Haiku # 18836, March 5, 2002 4:58 am ET
by ash
i don't really think
moxie is human, just a
bot sending out spew
Haiku # 18835, March 5, 2002 3:58 am ET
by k
moxie finally
committing suicide would
be a promise kept
Haiku # 18834, March 5, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k
i hope moxie gets
run over by monster trucks
on a drunk rampage
Haiku # 18833, March 5, 2002 3:56 am ET
by k of to scott: I know you're a nice guy...but there are limits..serious limits..welcoming moxie is one of them
there are two good things
come out of texas: whitley
and highway 40

Haiku # 18832, March 5, 2002 2:12 am ET
by scott (next up: When Texans Attack!)
a quick moxie treat:
christ, suicide, anal sex
good in small doses
Haiku # 18831, March 4, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by scott (this is terribly wrong, but i almost hope he'll come back)
years go by waiting
for someone else to under-
stand....choked on beauty
Haiku # 18830, March 4, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by k
"silence blossoms like
tumors on our lips" Cohen
likes the song also
Haiku # 18829, March 4, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by k of Tori Amos Silent All These Years spells is out also
din of ecstasy?
din of silence is more apt
but whitley does help
Haiku # 18828, March 4, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by k of Chris Whitely plays some damn good blues
pink pills, baby smooth
slice the nuts, snip the hoses
vasectomy day
Haiku # 18827, March 4, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Paver
Wave of emotion
cascades over me like stench
from a sulphur fart
Haiku # 18826, March 4, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
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