who likes mickey mouse?
such an annoying icon...
death to sacred mice!

erase your poems?
wake up and smell the beer, mox
there's none to erase

It has been a while
Since last I wrote bad haiku
or solidly shat.

I need not to lay my burdens out on you...
I need to bear your burdens with patience
and not self-righteous silliness!

Erase ALL my poems!!!

Hmm, which one of you is Jay
and which one of you is Silent Bob?

Those who aren't me
to someone have some
disgusting nature others hate

as much as I am here
I'm sure others love you
as well, those are more important

Irreverence is the
vital colic to the suicidal
days, we forget death

till it comes prematurely
that is a joke in itself
we make love only to continue the cycle

tick

stop watches begin

"my cow's sick, farmer.
what do you think i should do?"
"gave mine kerosene."

"well, hey there farmer.
i did like you said - she died!"
"yep, it killed mine too."

STOP watches

eat right, exercise
don't smoke, don't drink, sleep eight hours
give death a good laugh

taking a long pee
i can smell the day's coffee
i am its vessel

steamy summer days
segue into a warm autumn
i sit at my desk

finally, at last
the vulgarians return!
what took you so long?

watches

jesus fucking christ
k warches martha stewart?
that explains a lot

i think i might puke!
serious haiku romance?
ok, so fuck her...

waxing romantic...
well, that was interesting
back to our program

palest gossamer
skimming on the cool of (k)night
waxing towards the stars

rest assured sweet Scott
(a Moxie? that I am NOT)
just having some fun

romance in 2D -
hard to take seriously
here in the snakepit

words clamoured about
whipping entered knowing drafts
stole my quiet warmth

with some distraction
pleasant moments carefree pass
where's my poet's heart?

I've always noticed
those who talk in whispers
never speak out loud

she extended the
middle finger with common
courtesy and taste

woof, she's on LSU
on the state ramps to
PBR, and cheap

Jay and Silent Bob
apotheosis
Send them after OSL

We know not each other
in the realm of ASCII lines
and bad taste
grandma has a mouse

Cast a depth, and tell
the man who told you off
a mirror works wonders

disparate notions
combine to form new verse of
unexpected grace

cleft my heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst I felt

breath of your whisper
flush upon my back such warm
anticipation

expensive women
who might cost a buck or so...
the mind just boggles

fuck off mox

Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop
'nother Gangland Shootin, Goin
Downtown Busta Brown

I love tootsie-pops
wonder if someone will send
a bouquet to me

people seek power
sometimes over others, to say
"I am God over you"

If i find someone, sexually
then, perhaps
mankind can go into cooking

I am a nice guy
just not here, where that means
"I am not a crook"

that's ok, we all
know women can be expensive
so I might save a buck

"pardon me, farmer -
do you know where this road goes?"
"ain't seen it move yet"

win over the one
(fuzzy logic of romance)
that seems out of reach

Martha Stewart - ouch
reminds me of my mother
on a real bad day

but in any case
i'm glad you liked the flowers
never mind the thorns

i think that we're all
assholes in the end, you know?
just ask bung daddy

daytime tv, there's
nothing like martha stewart
to greet endless days

in the end women
find assholes attractive at
first, but end up with

the nice guys instead.

welcomed by beauty
unexpected perfection
can you see my smile?

k, it's better then?
to be a nice guy with those tendencies
than, an asshole, through and through

since, the girls have those feelings too...

scott is a nice guy
i think, but has tendencies
to be an asshole