Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

who likes mickey mouse?
such an annoying icon...
death to sacred mice!
Haiku # 18948, March 7, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by scott, feeling cranky
erase your poems?
wake up and smell the beer, mox
there's none to erase
Haiku # 18947, March 7, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott
It has been a while
Since last I wrote bad haiku
or solidly shat.
Haiku # 18946, March 7, 2002 12:39 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I need not to lay my burdens out on you...
I need to bear your burdens with patience
and not self-righteous silliness!

Erase ALL my poems!!!
Haiku # 18944, March 7, 2002 12:01 pm ET
by Mox... of I'm wrong!!!!
Hmm, which one of you is Jay
and which one of you is Silent Bob?
Haiku # 18943, March 7, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
Those who aren't me
to someone have some
disgusting nature others hate

as much as I am here
I'm sure others love you
as well, those are more important
Haiku # 18942, March 7, 2002 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
Irreverence is the
vital colic to the suicidal
days, we forget death

till it comes prematurely
that is a joke in itself
we make love only to continue the cycle
Haiku # 18941, March 7, 2002 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
tick
Haiku # 18940, March 7, 2002 9:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stop watches begin
Haiku # 18939, March 7, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott/communal haiku
"my cow's sick, farmer.
what do you think i should do?"
"gave mine kerosene."

"well, hey there farmer.
i did like you said - she died!"
"yep, it killed mine too."
Haiku # 18938, March 7, 2002 4:01 am ET
by scott, more haiku hayseed humor....where the hell do i get this stuff?
STOP watches
Haiku # 18937, March 6, 2002 11:42 pm ET
by k
eat right, exercise
don't smoke, don't drink, sleep eight hours
give death a good laugh
Haiku # 18936, March 6, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by scott
taking a long pee
i can smell the day's coffee
i am its vessel
Haiku # 18935, March 6, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by semi-scotological
steamy summer days
segue into a warm autumn
i sit at my desk
Haiku # 18934, March 6, 2002 8:28 pm ET
by ash
finally, at last
the vulgarians return!
what took you so long?
Haiku # 18933, March 6, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by scott
watches
Haiku # 18932, March 6, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by ap
jesus fucking christ
k warches martha stewart?
that explains a lot
Haiku # 18931, March 6, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ap
i think i might puke!
serious haiku romance?
ok, so fuck her...
Haiku # 18930, March 6, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by ap -- let's see some action. post the pics
waxing romantic...
well, that was interesting
back to our program
Haiku # 18929, March 6, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by scott
palest gossamer
skimming on the cool of (k)night
waxing towards the stars
Haiku # 18928, March 6, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Penelope (saying farewell)
rest assured sweet Scott
(a Moxie? that I am NOT)
just having some fun
Haiku # 18927, March 6, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by Penelope (normal gal killing time at work)
romance in 2D -
hard to take seriously
here in the snakepit
Haiku # 18926, March 6, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by scott (no offense, but of course you could be anyone...even a moxie split personality...)
words clamoured about
whipping entered knowing drafts
stole my quiet warmth
Haiku # 18925, March 6, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Penelope
with some distraction
pleasant moments carefree pass
where's my poet's heart?
Haiku # 18924, March 6, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by Penelope
I've always noticed
those who talk in whispers
never speak out loud
Haiku # 18923, March 6, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Moxie
she extended the
middle finger with common
courtesy and taste
Haiku # 18922, March 6, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Moxie
woof, she's on LSU
on the state ramps to
PBR, and cheap
Haiku # 18921, March 6, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Moxie
Jay and Silent Bob
apotheosis
Send them after OSL

Haiku # 18920, March 6, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Mox
We know not each other
in the realm of ASCII lines
and bad taste
grandma has a mouse
Haiku # 18919, March 6, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by Moxie of who's k????
Cast a depth, and tell
the man who told you off
a mirror works wonders

Haiku # 18918, March 6, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Moxie
disparate notions
combine to form new verse of
unexpected grace
Haiku # 18917, March 6, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by A. Musing
cleft my heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst I felt
Haiku # 18916, March 6, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by a cast aside love
breath of your whisper
flush upon my back such warm
anticipation
Haiku # 18915, March 6, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Zoe
expensive women
who might cost a buck or so...
the mind just boggles
Haiku # 18914, March 6, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by scott
fuck off mox
Haiku # 18913, March 6, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop
'nother Gangland Shootin, Goin
Downtown Busta Brown
Haiku # 18912, March 6, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Pop-A-Cop
I love tootsie-pops
wonder if someone will send
a bouquet to me
Haiku # 18911, March 6, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Penelope's sister
people seek power
sometimes over others, to say
"I am God over you"

If i find someone, sexually
then, perhaps
mankind can go into cooking
Haiku # 18910, March 6, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a nice guy
just not here, where that means
"I am not a crook"
Haiku # 18909, March 6, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
that's ok, we all
know women can be expensive
so I might save a buck
Haiku # 18908, March 6, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
"pardon me, farmer -
do you know where this road goes?"
"ain't seen it move yet"
Haiku # 18907, March 6, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by more hayseed haiku humor, presented by scott
win over the one
(fuzzy logic of romance)
that seems out of reach
Haiku # 18906, March 6, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Who's your Daddy now?
Martha Stewart - ouch
reminds me of my mother
on a real bad day
Haiku # 18905, March 6, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by A. Musing
but in any case
i'm glad you liked the flowers
never mind the thorns
Haiku # 18904, March 6, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by scott to penelope
i think that we're all
assholes in the end, you know?
just ask bung daddy
Haiku # 18903, March 6, 2002 1:16 pm ET
by scotological


daytime tv, there's
nothing like martha stewart
to greet endless days
Haiku # 18902, March 6, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by k
in the end women
find assholes attractive at
first, but end up with

the nice guys instead.
Haiku # 18901, March 6, 2002 12:12 pm ET
by k of sorry mox...guess that leaves you no chance at all
welcomed by beauty
unexpected perfection
can you see my smile?
Haiku # 18899, March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Penelope loves Scott
k, it's better then?
to be a nice guy with those tendencies
than, an asshole, through and through

since, the girls have those feelings too...
Haiku # 18898, March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
scott is a nice guy
i think, but has tendencies
to be an asshole

Haiku # 18897, March 6, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k of great Scott!
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