fuck you Moxie
by Anonymous Poet
I won't crap my pants
not in all two thousand two
doomed resolution
by Paver
junk mail found haiku
yet another bad idea
that had to be tried
by scott
i don't wear dresses,
have had no complaints on size,
and yes, i'm renting
by scott (well, i knew i was setting myself up there...i should just let it go, but...)
one too many beats
will I be sought out? beaten?
do I give it back?
by oops
doesn't own a home?
doesn't care for dropping dresses?
size doesn't matter?
by yeah...it does
8051
xdata and bdata
idating myself
by scott, writing haiku for an audience of one...
communal haiku -
it seemed like a good idea
better to herd cats
by scott
drop a whole dress size!
add an inch to your penis!
refinance your home now!
by scott's junk mail folder (wrong on all three counts)
worst haiku of all:
any by mox containing
procreate and sex
by scott (is that better?)
seems anonymous
suffers from arrhythmia
take some Tambocor
by Doc Nippon Tuck's Associate
a haiku romance
cardio-vascular thumps
oh, my bleating heart
other platitudes
a nice bunch of red roses
pleasant cups of tea
will you, all of you
kindly screw yourself backwards
and write hate poems
by Anonymous Poet
Return Of The Mox!
the scar lines on my pale neck
were all for nothing...
by Anonymous Poet
Please, please erase moxie
by Anonymous Poet
moxie, you should just
listen to your father and
mind your own business
by Anonymous Poet
ah, well, sex for procreation
and you wonder why?
this world is f-ed up?
where's the damn love?
by Mox
please erase my non-poems
by Mox
Well, I could say
the same for everyone else...
It's more like a "haiku" bulletin board
lots of cheap shots, occasional
jabbers, open thoughts
"God damn it, you don't mind
your own business"...thanks Dad
by Moxie
lost on bad haiku
wonder how did I get here
how do I get out
by Girl Friday
Nothing like farting
in a hot steamed-up shower
wear the essence of bung
by Bung Daddy
rising from the ash
a few that are much too good
lost on bad haiku
by Penelope's sis loves ash
if this isn't life
it's fair approximation
that fools most of us
by ash
Lost reality?
do you use television
to deliver life?
by Leon Shoesmith
Some things are mystery
What is the meaning of this?
Try to understand
by Leon Shoesmith
with liquid assets
we shared our portfolios
it was the market
by ash
lesson to be learned?
Blondes have more fun but they
forget where you live
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
Sunday night came soon
eyes of brown/blonde hair---nowhere!
took my shampoo too.
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
We did swap fluids
We traded our underclothes
{It was the liquer)
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
She claimed innocent
Brown Eyes like syrup---blonde hair
up high and down low
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
Mellie you made it!!
but you have to start using
your ass! and kick rob's!
by the Survivor show should be sued for making it
Mellie! Stay away
from Rob! he is using you,
seduce hunter girl!
by Anonymous Poet
burdens? well, maybe.
I'm uncomfortable about "lay"
could you clarify?
by ap - thank god for mox ha makes things happen
mox you are so sad
sex just for procreation?
now THAT'S bad haiku
by ash
all tock no action
it's time someone did something
boy, get my slippers
by ash
such silly poets
stop-watches? well, they just tick
tick. tick. tick. tick. tick
by Roseannadanna
stop watches begin
tick tock tick
by scott/communal haiku
tock
by Janis/communal haiku
what she did for "love"!
Anna Nicole Smith wins BIG
scabby penis there
by eighty-eight million for fourteen months...not bad
who likes mickey mouse?
such an annoying icon...
death to sacred mice!
by scott, feeling cranky
erase your poems?
wake up and smell the beer, mox
there's none to erase
by scott
It has been a while
Since last I wrote bad haiku
or solidly shat.
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I need not to lay my burdens out on you...
I need to bear your burdens with patience
and not self-righteous silliness!
Erase ALL my poems!!!
by Mox... of I'm wrong!!!!
Hmm, which one of you is Jay
and which one of you is Silent Bob?
by Moxie
Those who aren't me
to someone have some
disgusting nature others hate
as much as I am here
I'm sure others love you
as well, those are more important
by Moxie
Irreverence is the
vital colic to the suicidal
days, we forget death
till it comes prematurely
that is a joke in itself
we make love only to continue the cycle
by Moxie
stop watches begin
by scott/communal haiku
"my cow's sick, farmer.
what do you think i should do?"
"gave mine kerosene."
"well, hey there farmer.
i did like you said - she died!"
"yep, it killed mine too."
by scott, more haiku hayseed humor....where the hell do i get this stuff?
