Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Return Of The Mox!
the scar lines on my pale neck
were all for nothing...
Haiku # 18976, March 8, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Please, please erase moxie
Haiku # 18975, March 8, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie, you should just
listen to your father and
mind your own business
Haiku # 18974, March 8, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, well, sex for procreation
and you wonder why?
this world is f-ed up?

where's the damn love?
Haiku # 18973, March 8, 2002 11:47 am ET
by Mox
please erase my non-poems
Haiku # 18971, March 8, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Mox
Well, I could say
the same for everyone else...
It's more like a "haiku" bulletin board
lots of cheap shots, occasional
jabbers, open thoughts

"God damn it, you don't mind
your own business"...thanks Dad
Haiku # 18970, March 8, 2002 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
lost on bad haiku
wonder how did I get here
how do I get out
Haiku # 18969, March 8, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Girl Friday
Nothing like farting
in a hot steamed-up shower
wear the essence of bung
Haiku # 18968, March 8, 2002 9:43 am ET
by Bung Daddy
rising from the ash
a few that are much too good
lost on bad haiku
Haiku # 18967, March 8, 2002 9:01 am ET
by Penelope's sis loves ash
if this isn't life
it's fair approximation
that fools most of us
Haiku # 18966, March 8, 2002 7:55 am ET
by ash
Lost reality?
do you use television
to deliver life?
Haiku # 18965, March 8, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Leon Shoesmith
Some things are mystery
What is the meaning of this?
Try to understand
Haiku # 18964, March 8, 2002 5:46 am ET
by Leon Shoesmith
with liquid assets
we shared our portfolios
it was the market
Haiku # 18963, March 8, 2002 12:22 am ET
by ash
lesson to be learned?
Blondes have more fun but they
forget where you live
Haiku # 18962, March 8, 2002 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
Sunday night came soon
eyes of brown/blonde hair---nowhere!
took my shampoo too.
Haiku # 18961, March 8, 2002 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
We did swap fluids
We traded our underclothes
{It was the liquer)
Haiku # 18960, March 8, 2002 12:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
She claimed innocent
Brown Eyes like syrup---blonde hair
up high and down low
Haiku # 18959, March 8, 2002 12:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
Mellie you made it!!
but you have to start using
your ass! and kick rob's!
Haiku # 18958, March 8, 2002 12:00 am ET
by the Survivor show should be sued for making it
Mellie! Stay away
from Rob! he is using you,
seduce hunter girl!
Haiku # 18957, March 7, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
burdens? well, maybe.
I'm uncomfortable about "lay"
could you clarify?
Haiku # 18956, March 7, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ap - thank god for mox ha makes things happen
mox you are so sad
sex just for procreation?
now THAT'S bad haiku
Haiku # 18955, March 7, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by ash
all tock no action
it's time someone did something
boy, get my slippers
Haiku # 18954, March 7, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ash
no tock
Haiku # 18953, March 7, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by Jeez
such silly poets
stop-watches? well, they just tick
tick. tick. tick. tick. tick
Haiku # 18952, March 7, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Roseannadanna
stop watches begin
tick tock
tick
Haiku # 18951, March 7, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by scott/communal haiku
tock
Haiku # 18950, March 7, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by Janis/communal haiku
what she did for "love"!
Anna Nicole Smith wins BIG
scabby penis there
Haiku # 18949, March 7, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by eighty-eight million for fourteen months...not bad
who likes mickey mouse?
such an annoying icon...
death to sacred mice!
Haiku # 18948, March 7, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by scott, feeling cranky
erase your poems?
wake up and smell the beer, mox
there's none to erase
Haiku # 18947, March 7, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott
It has been a while
Since last I wrote bad haiku
or solidly shat.
Haiku # 18946, March 7, 2002 12:39 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I need not to lay my burdens out on you...
I need to bear your burdens with patience
and not self-righteous silliness!

Erase ALL my poems!!!
Haiku # 18944, March 7, 2002 12:01 pm ET
by Mox... of I'm wrong!!!!
Hmm, which one of you is Jay
and which one of you is Silent Bob?
Haiku # 18943, March 7, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
Those who aren't me
to someone have some
disgusting nature others hate

as much as I am here
I'm sure others love you
as well, those are more important
Haiku # 18942, March 7, 2002 11:29 am ET
by Moxie
Irreverence is the
vital colic to the suicidal
days, we forget death

till it comes prematurely
that is a joke in itself
we make love only to continue the cycle
Haiku # 18941, March 7, 2002 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
tick
Haiku # 18940, March 7, 2002 9:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stop watches begin
Haiku # 18939, March 7, 2002 5:54 am ET
by scott/communal haiku
"my cow's sick, farmer.
what do you think i should do?"
"gave mine kerosene."

"well, hey there farmer.
i did like you said - she died!"
"yep, it killed mine too."
Haiku # 18938, March 7, 2002 4:01 am ET
by scott, more haiku hayseed humor....where the hell do i get this stuff?
STOP watches
Haiku # 18937, March 6, 2002 11:42 pm ET
by k
eat right, exercise
don't smoke, don't drink, sleep eight hours
give death a good laugh
Haiku # 18936, March 6, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by scott
taking a long pee
i can smell the day's coffee
i am its vessel
Haiku # 18935, March 6, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by semi-scotological
steamy summer days
segue into a warm autumn
i sit at my desk
Haiku # 18934, March 6, 2002 8:28 pm ET
by ash
finally, at last
the vulgarians return!
what took you so long?
Haiku # 18933, March 6, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by scott
watches
Haiku # 18932, March 6, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by ap
jesus fucking christ
k warches martha stewart?
that explains a lot
Haiku # 18931, March 6, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ap
i think i might puke!
serious haiku romance?
ok, so fuck her...
Haiku # 18930, March 6, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by ap -- let's see some action. post the pics
waxing romantic...
well, that was interesting
back to our program
Haiku # 18929, March 6, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by scott
palest gossamer
skimming on the cool of (k)night
waxing towards the stars
Haiku # 18928, March 6, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Penelope (saying farewell)
rest assured sweet Scott
(a Moxie? that I am NOT)
just having some fun
Haiku # 18927, March 6, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by Penelope (normal gal killing time at work)
romance in 2D -
hard to take seriously
here in the snakepit
Haiku # 18926, March 6, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by scott (no offense, but of course you could be anyone...even a moxie split personality...)
words clamoured about
whipping entered knowing drafts
stole my quiet warmth
Haiku # 18925, March 6, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Penelope
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