Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

gonna love this one...
ready? "Does abstinence make
the church grow fondlers"?
Haiku # 18997, March 9, 2002 10:17 am ET
by a Reformed Catholic in Boston
just sit back, relax
think of all the people you'd
like to fustigate
Haiku # 18996, March 9, 2002 9:41 am ET
by Siggy
coprophilia?
favorite topic it seems
for so many here
Haiku # 18995, March 9, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Roseannadanna
temporal debate
ash? moxie? clearly all this:
haiku born of poo
Haiku # 18994, March 9, 2002 9:04 am ET
by paver
here upon request
(knew you'd come to your senses)
need an autograph?
Haiku # 18993, March 9, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Holly Wood
au contraire daddy
i was here before moxie
bring back hollywood
Haiku # 18992, March 9, 2002 3:46 am ET
by ash
oil dripping from bung
Xenical working wonders
change the sheets honey
Haiku # 18991, March 9, 2002 12:04 am ET
by Bung Daddy
Get off Moxie's back
Mox was here before you fucks
had a fuckin clue
Haiku # 18990, March 8, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
eyebrow raised, slight frown
squeezing out a little fart
oops, I pooped my pants
Haiku # 18989, March 8, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by Paver
fuck you Moxie
Haiku # 18988, March 8, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I won't crap my pants
not in all two thousand two
doomed resolution
Haiku # 18987, March 8, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by Paver
junk mail found haiku
yet another bad idea
that had to be tried
Haiku # 18986, March 8, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by scott
i don't wear dresses,
have had no complaints on size,
and yes, i'm renting
Haiku # 18985, March 8, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by scott (well, i knew i was setting myself up there...i should just let it go, but...)
one too many beats
will I be sought out? beaten?
do I give it back?
Haiku # 18984, March 8, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by oops
doesn't own a home?
doesn't care for dropping dresses?
size doesn't matter?
Haiku # 18983, March 8, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by yeah...it does
8051
xdata and bdata
idating myself
Haiku # 18982, March 8, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scott, writing haiku for an audience of one...
communal haiku -
it seemed like a good idea
better to herd cats
Haiku # 18981, March 8, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by scott
drop a whole dress size!
add an inch to your penis!
refinance your home now!
Haiku # 18980, March 8, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by scott's junk mail folder (wrong on all three counts)
worst haiku of all:
any by mox containing
procreate and sex
Haiku # 18979, March 8, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by scott (is that better?)
seems anonymous
suffers from arrhythmia
take some Tambocor
Haiku # 18978, March 8, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by Doc Nippon Tuck's Associate
a haiku romance
cardio-vascular thumps
oh, my bleating heart

other platitudes
a nice bunch of red roses
pleasant cups of tea

will you, all of you
kindly screw yourself backwards
and write hate poems
Haiku # 18977, March 8, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Return Of The Mox!
the scar lines on my pale neck
were all for nothing...
Haiku # 18976, March 8, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Please, please erase moxie
Haiku # 18975, March 8, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie, you should just
listen to your father and
mind your own business
Haiku # 18974, March 8, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah, well, sex for procreation
and you wonder why?
this world is f-ed up?

where's the damn love?
Haiku # 18973, March 8, 2002 11:47 am ET
by Mox
please erase my non-poems
Haiku # 18971, March 8, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Mox
Well, I could say
the same for everyone else...
It's more like a "haiku" bulletin board
lots of cheap shots, occasional
jabbers, open thoughts

"God damn it, you don't mind
your own business"...thanks Dad
Haiku # 18970, March 8, 2002 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
lost on bad haiku
wonder how did I get here
how do I get out
Haiku # 18969, March 8, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Girl Friday
Nothing like farting
in a hot steamed-up shower
wear the essence of bung
Haiku # 18968, March 8, 2002 9:43 am ET
by Bung Daddy
rising from the ash
a few that are much too good
lost on bad haiku
Haiku # 18967, March 8, 2002 9:01 am ET
by Penelope's sis loves ash
if this isn't life
it's fair approximation
that fools most of us
Haiku # 18966, March 8, 2002 7:55 am ET
by ash
Lost reality?
do you use television
to deliver life?
Haiku # 18965, March 8, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Leon Shoesmith
Some things are mystery
What is the meaning of this?
Try to understand
Haiku # 18964, March 8, 2002 5:46 am ET
by Leon Shoesmith
with liquid assets
we shared our portfolios
it was the market
Haiku # 18963, March 8, 2002 12:22 am ET
by ash
lesson to be learned?
Blondes have more fun but they
forget where you live
Haiku # 18962, March 8, 2002 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
Sunday night came soon
eyes of brown/blonde hair---nowhere!
took my shampoo too.
Haiku # 18961, March 8, 2002 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
We did swap fluids
We traded our underclothes
{It was the liquer)
Haiku # 18960, March 8, 2002 12:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
She claimed innocent
Brown Eyes like syrup---blonde hair
up high and down low
Haiku # 18959, March 8, 2002 12:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Up ones skirt i presume
Mellie you made it!!
but you have to start using
your ass! and kick rob's!
Haiku # 18958, March 8, 2002 12:00 am ET
by the Survivor show should be sued for making it
Mellie! Stay away
from Rob! he is using you,
seduce hunter girl!
Haiku # 18957, March 7, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
burdens? well, maybe.
I'm uncomfortable about "lay"
could you clarify?
Haiku # 18956, March 7, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ap - thank god for mox ha makes things happen
mox you are so sad
sex just for procreation?
now THAT'S bad haiku
Haiku # 18955, March 7, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by ash
all tock no action
it's time someone did something
boy, get my slippers
Haiku # 18954, March 7, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ash
no tock
Haiku # 18953, March 7, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by Jeez
such silly poets
stop-watches? well, they just tick
tick. tick. tick. tick. tick
Haiku # 18952, March 7, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Roseannadanna
stop watches begin
tick tock
tick
Haiku # 18951, March 7, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by scott/communal haiku
tock
Haiku # 18950, March 7, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by Janis/communal haiku
what she did for "love"!
Anna Nicole Smith wins BIG
scabby penis there
Haiku # 18949, March 7, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by eighty-eight million for fourteen months...not bad
who likes mickey mouse?
such an annoying icon...
death to sacred mice!
Haiku # 18948, March 7, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by scott, feeling cranky
erase your poems?
wake up and smell the beer, mox
there's none to erase
Haiku # 18947, March 7, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott
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