i apologize
for my inability
to spell function right
by realnutter of london
using search fuction
to find words not used before
I came up with gland
by realnutter of london
zen-like poetry
drawing circles in the sand
kitty's box all clean
by Zoe
when you bend over
if you listen to your arse
you won't hear the sea
by ash
bed is beckoning
it calls with a siren's song
from within its depths
by ash
bad bad bad haiku
check out poetry dot com
makes this site look good
by A. Musing (sometimes)
slots cyberpoker
crap tables, listen up Bung
Bung Daddy heaven
by mellie
poet going off
you're a bloody bewdy bet
cheers, don't be scared
by mellie
windows xp crashed -
should i "send error report"?
nah, i'll let bill sleep
by scott (not nearly as good the Blue Screen of Death, but that's progress for you...anyone else want to give it a try?)
it's retro haiku!
grandma's cock pops up again
and NT, once more
by scott
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
by NT - not today
double-chin stretching
above both ears, Arial
Sharon -- Killer Whale.
by Anonymous Poet
Farts were once funny
till I filled cats with bean dip
and laid down the bomb
by Betty LeBomb
During photographs
meaty log lays on my leg
Grandma has a cock!
by Betty LeBomb
Polyester pants
with green floral prints reveal
Grandma has a cock!
by Betty LeBomb
Six vodka tonics
stale hair and cigarette smoke
double gutter ball
by Betty LeBomb
It's been a long year
full of fun and also fear
but not a short beer
by Betty LeBomb
Army of boy-bands
attract heat-seeking missiles
from star-destroyer
by Betty LeBomb
hair today, gone now
cholesterol turns brains off now
and makes one lose hair
by Moxie
bones of old lovers
could be put to some good use
basis for good stock?
by Mata Hari
i use computers
the reason i'm not clever
burning plasma death!
by marc
if i could stab you
for all of these great haiku
machete flame death!
by marc
sex with a stranger
like propositioning whores
names aren't important
by marc
senses are funny
you smell the fart i emit?
see the stink rays climb
by marc
but sheena honey
you said you liked surprises
so what's the big deal?
by scott
okay, i'm a fool
aren't you amusing kids?
i'd like to hurt you
or at least cause you
to feel the burning blushes
of self-hating shame
by sheena@royally pist orf
your joke was funny
you proved that i'm an idiot
thank you and ha ha
by sheena@royally pist orf
the key here of course
keep your knickers on at least
till the rubbing's done
by Sven
maybe "she" was a
he? Or masseuse a she with
a big clitoris?
by moxie
wonder what she did
when masseuse did get hard-on
who relieved just what
by Anonymous Poet
went for a massage
two hands had he busily
working out some kinks
was slightly surprised
when a bump did - a rise - swelled
hard against my head
by A. Musing
the key here, of course,
is a truck towed from the back
(and twisted humor)
by scott
wait till they're asleep
tailgate a truck that's in tow
now scream your lungs out
by scott, on relieving the tedium of roadtrips
sure, these are small charms
and not worth much nowadays
back to the haiku
by scott
calling code magic....
sorcerers apprentice stuff,
mickey-mouse logic.
if dot-comers were,
so "magic" why are they so
unemployable?
by good grief now we have dot-com fluff-girls?
intangible things?
harmony, structure, beauty
bring serenity
making them appear?
best left to Scott, k, et al
magicians play here
by Boston gal
frightening concepts :
pre-emptive nuclear strikes
haiku by moxie
by ash
i'd teach you magic
but think some would misuse it
this site is fragile
by scott (quoting janis)
sorry that's
http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php
by Nick Numb-
[URL=http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php]make it shorter ash[/URL]
a very nifty site for
those long url's
by Nick Numb
ash thanx for info
will be my new haiku fix
tickled pink I am
by Boston gal
by scott (thanks for the link, ash...posted, but i need my immediate gratification...and thanks to k for inspiring this one)
'scuse the schizoid post
the address was so damn long
it goes off my screen
by ash
http://www.thefulldeck.com/coda.nsf/opensite?open&SITE=thefulldeck&MAIN=/coda.nsf/pages/TheFullDeck?open@page=1
by ash
fascinating stuff
but you're at the wrong site scott
try posting it here
by ash
Canada Customs
"Officer," I said
"I can shit out the balloon,
If you really want."
by Danielle and Gregg
cold fusion, again
this time in a bubble bath
pop goes the neutron
by scott, providing fodder
Lolita? yeah...right
certainly something a miss
maybe around twleve?
by Who's your Daddy now?
really bad haiku
Nick Numb that was quite the scene
such a way with words
by eeewwwwwww
