Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

slots cyberpoker
crap tables, listen up Bung
Bung Daddy heaven
Haiku # 19183, March 15, 2002 7:01 am ET
by mellie
poet going off
you're a bloody bewdy bet
cheers, don't be scared
Haiku # 19182, March 15, 2002 7:00 am ET
by mellie
windows xp crashed -
should i "send error report"?
nah, i'll let bill sleep
Haiku # 19180, March 15, 2002 3:59 am ET
by scott (not nearly as good the Blue Screen of Death, but that's progress for you...anyone else want to give it a try?)
it's retro haiku!
grandma's cock pops up again
and NT, once more
Haiku # 19179, March 15, 2002 3:37 am ET
by scott
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Haiku # 19178, March 15, 2002 3:17 am ET
by NT - not today
double-chin stretching
above both ears, Arial
Sharon -- Killer Whale.
Haiku # 19177, March 15, 2002 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Farts were once funny
till I filled cats with bean dip
and laid down the bomb
Haiku # 19176, March 15, 2002 1:40 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
During photographs
meaty log lays on my leg
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 19175, March 15, 2002 1:38 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Polyester pants
with green floral prints reveal
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 19174, March 15, 2002 1:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Six vodka tonics
stale hair and cigarette smoke
double gutter ball
Haiku # 19173, March 15, 2002 1:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
It's been a long year
full of fun and also fear
but not a short beer
Haiku # 19172, March 15, 2002 1:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Army of boy-bands
attract heat-seeking missiles
from star-destroyer
Haiku # 19171, March 15, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
hair today, gone now
cholesterol turns brains off now
and makes one lose hair
Haiku # 19170, March 14, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Moxie
bones of old lovers
could be put to some good use
basis for good stock?
Haiku # 19169, March 14, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Mata Hari
i use computers
the reason i'm not clever
burning plasma death!
Haiku # 19168, March 14, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by marc
if i could stab you
for all of these great haiku
machete flame death!
Haiku # 19167, March 14, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by marc
sex with a stranger
like propositioning whores
names aren't important
Haiku # 19166, March 14, 2002 7:33 pm ET
by marc
senses are funny
you smell the fart i emit?
see the stink rays climb
Haiku # 19165, March 14, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by marc
but sheena honey
you said you liked surprises
so what's the big deal?
Haiku # 19164, March 14, 2002 7:05 pm ET
by scott
okay, i'm a fool
aren't you amusing kids?
i'd like to hurt you

or at least cause you
to feel the burning blushes
of self-hating shame
Haiku # 19163, March 14, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by sheena@royally pist orf
your joke was funny
you proved that i'm an idiot
thank you and ha ha
Haiku # 19162, March 14, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by sheena@royally pist orf
the key here of course
keep your knickers on at least
till the rubbing's done
Haiku # 19161, March 14, 2002 6:06 pm ET
by Sven
maybe "she" was a
he? Or masseuse a she with
a big clitoris?
Haiku # 19160, March 14, 2002 5:38 pm ET
by moxie
wonder what she did
when masseuse did get hard-on
who relieved just what
Haiku # 19159, March 14, 2002 5:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
went for a massage
two hands had he busily
working out some kinks

was slightly surprised
when a bump did - a rise - swelled
hard against my head

Haiku # 19158, March 14, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by A. Musing
the key here, of course,
is a truck towed from the back
(and twisted humor)
Haiku # 19157, March 14, 2002 2:26 pm ET
by scott
wait till they're asleep
tailgate a truck that's in tow
now scream your lungs out
Haiku # 19156, March 14, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by scott, on relieving the tedium of roadtrips
sure, these are small charms
and not worth much nowadays
back to the haiku
Haiku # 19155, March 14, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by scott
calling code magic....
sorcerers apprentice stuff,
mickey-mouse logic.

if dot-comers were,
so "magic" why are they so
unemployable?
Haiku # 19154, March 14, 2002 1:12 pm ET
by good grief now we have dot-com fluff-girls?
intangible things?
harmony, structure, beauty
bring serenity

making them appear?
best left to Scott, k, et al
magicians play here
Haiku # 19153, March 14, 2002 10:21 am ET
by Boston gal
frightening concepts :
pre-emptive nuclear strikes
haiku by moxie
Haiku # 19152, March 14, 2002 8:01 am ET
by ash
i'd teach you magic
but think some would misuse it
this site is fragile
Haiku # 19151, March 14, 2002 3:25 am ET
by scott (quoting janis)
sorry that's
http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php
Haiku # 19150, March 14, 2002 2:50 am ET
by Nick Numb-
[URL=http://makeashorterlink.com/about.php]make it shorter ash[/URL]
a very nifty site for
those long url's
Haiku # 19149, March 14, 2002 2:48 am ET
by Nick Numb
ash thanx for info
will be my new haiku fix
tickled pink I am
Haiku # 19148, March 13, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Boston gal
every thang's all white
thanks to The Fighting Whities!
gotta love these guys
Haiku # 19147, March 13, 2002 7:20 pm ET
by scott (thanks for the link, ash...posted, but i need my immediate gratification...and thanks to k for inspiring this one)
'scuse the schizoid post
the address was so damn long
it goes off my screen
Haiku # 19146, March 13, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by ash
http://www.thefulldeck.com/coda.nsf/opensite?open&SITE=thefulldeck&MAIN=/coda.nsf/pages/TheFullDeck?open@page=1
Haiku # 19145, March 13, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by ash
fascinating stuff
but you're at the wrong site scott
try posting it here
Haiku # 19144, March 13, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by ash
Canada Customs


"Officer," I said
"I can shit out the balloon,
If you really want."
Haiku # 19143, March 13, 2002 6:52 pm ET
by Danielle and Gregg
cold fusion, again
this time in a bubble bath
pop goes the neutron
Haiku # 19142, March 13, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by scott, providing fodder
twelve
Haiku # 19141, March 13, 2002 5:22 pm ET
by geez
Lolita? yeah...right
certainly something a miss
maybe around twleve?
Haiku # 19140, March 13, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Who's your Daddy now?
really bad haiku
Nick Numb that was quite the scene
such a way with words
Haiku # 19139, March 13, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by eeewwwwwww
changes deliver
man to fates uncertainty
hands him destiny
Haiku # 19138, March 13, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by A. Musing (sometimes)
I have a white pussy
small, soft and so very sweet
his name is kaspurr
Haiku # 19137, March 13, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Lolita
"SEXKTN2" plates
on an old, dinged up plymouth
i'd fix her wagon
Haiku # 19136, March 13, 2002 2:42 pm ET
by scott
the world's sinnical
think we've reached the pinnacle
find a clinical
Haiku # 19135, March 13, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by scott
well said Mox! must say
guess wonders will never cease
not a bad idea
Haiku # 19134, March 13, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Penelope's sister
Everyone here needs
to get drunk one day and go
bowling on Sunday
Haiku # 19133, March 13, 2002 12:42 pm ET
by Mox
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