Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

wouldn't you just love
to know what i told my friends
the next day? you bitch.
Haiku # 19258, March 21, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
i would love to write
in praise of roadside flowers
but they make me sneeze
Haiku # 19257, March 21, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by scott
a "bad man" weighs in...
janis, erase the address?
kayla, don't post it
Haiku # 19256, March 21, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by scott (and I did like your haiku)
fuhgeddaboudit
Haiku # 19255, March 21, 2002 4:17 pm ET
by Boston gal
.html
Haiku # 19254, March 21, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by whoops
http://ae.boston.com/haiku/new_haiku
Haiku # 19253, March 21, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Boston gal
once upon a time
author at boston dot com
rambled on and on
Haiku # 19252, March 21, 2002 2:27 pm ET
by A. Musing
The cusp of danger
It must be where you exist
If indeed you do
Haiku # 19251, March 20, 2002 10:44 pm ET
by Janis
if you are yourself
disregard my squalid jibes
keep up the good work
Haiku # 19250, March 20, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by ash
kayla i wonder
federal lolita bait
or maybe moxie
Haiku # 19249, March 20, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by ash
I liked your haiku
kayla, but stay away from
the bad men....ie....

moxie...ronin....bung.....scot.....ap.....paver.....and many, many more
Haiku # 19248, March 20, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone street-proof that
child, or at least bad-haiku
proof her! no addresses honey.
Haiku # 19247, March 20, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
but some of us have
TOO comfy dial-ups...some jet
chair ASDL
Haiku # 19246, March 20, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
our universe is
an internet connection
and the comfy chair
Haiku # 19245, March 20, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by ash
tropical greyness
dripping blanket floats above
the water pours down
Haiku # 19244, March 20, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by ash
take away the world
but don't cut my connection
happy e-limbo
Haiku # 19243, March 20, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by ash
fuck you moxie
Haiku # 19242, March 20, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mother fucking bitch give me my fucking cigarette
Haiku # 19241, March 20, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by the cusing ghost
sweet smells fill the air
flowers bloom everywhere
babes born here and there
Haiku # 19240, March 20, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by Kayla Rhine age: 12 in a half
glass balls and glowing lights
dead tree in living room
killed to honor birth
Haiku # 19239, March 20, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Kayla Rhine age: 12 in a half
The flap of a bat,
drip drip of monsoon waters
Ancient image stares
Haiku # 19238, March 20, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by kayla rhine of willow hill p.o. box 182 17271 P.A.
want some bad haiku
read Boss Cupid by Thom Gunn
re: Jeffrey Dhamer
Haiku # 19237, March 20, 2002 1:55 pm ET
by the man with the night sweats
mellie, all hair should
be public, even the hair down
under, let it grow
Haiku # 19236, March 20, 2002 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
chemical syntax
unaccounted synapse lapse
confusing perhaps
Haiku # 19235, March 20, 2002 8:43 am ET
by ash
todays flowers are on the top of my head
i will water them by orange juice
ironic from the window
Haiku # 19234, March 20, 2002 7:59 am ET
by drugys of there
mellie's armpits bare
how come we have pubic hair?
freshly mown down there
Haiku # 19233, March 20, 2002 1:55 am ET
by mellie
my smelly armpits
serenade summer's decline
not unlike my own
Haiku # 19232, March 20, 2002 1:49 am ET
by ash
fly me to the moon
let me play among the sprouts
jupiter and mars
Haiku # 19231, March 19, 2002 8:34 pm ET
by mellie
THOSE! Lazy-Hazy
-Crazy days of Solar-Maximus
pass the sunblock 4000
Haiku # 19230, March 19, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by http://umbra.nascom.nasa.gov/images/latest_sxt.gif
eating beansprouts, is
just like going down on an
alien, believe me ... I know
Haiku # 19229, March 19, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by moxie
love grows where my
rosemary goes la-la-la
de-de-de-dum-dum
Haiku # 19228, March 19, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
go ahead marry
many times as you want to
just don't fall in love
Haiku # 19227, March 19, 2002 9:25 am ET
by skeptic sue
fall in love often
betroth yourselfs seldom
but never marry

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Haiku # 19226, March 19, 2002 5:13 am ET
by swish of so my granpa said
Grandpa had a shillelagh
Haiku # 19225, March 18, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he said to me..."sonny,
every now and then a man
should get his stick wet...
Haiku # 19224, March 18, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by My Irish Grampa
arrrgh.....FUCK ta' wife!!!!
Haiku # 19223, March 18, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ugggh fuck coke-sucking st pats' day
Haiku # 19222, March 18, 2002 12:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
saint patrick drove out
all the snakes from ireland
was this a good thing?

what of the rodents?
you'd think this would cause famine
less enlightened times
Haiku # 19221, March 17, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by scott (i hesitate to post this after such really good haiku...but this is bad haiku after all)
misted ancient land
ivy stoned craggy island
blue green solitude
Haiku # 19220, March 17, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by Colleen
table for one please
but leave some hot tea for two
my thoughts and I sit
Haiku # 19219, March 17, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by somebody's mother
by the tidal sun
and the tide pools of the moon
dreams grow thick as weeds
Haiku # 19218, March 17, 2002 1:54 pm ET
by Siggy
grandiloquently
art as therapy captivates
elegant lavage
Haiku # 19217, March 17, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by Siggy
hands of well water
raised to lips made dry by day
refreshes the soul
Haiku # 19216, March 17, 2002 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lone piper playing
thistled highlands shorn bare
moors the memory
Haiku # 19215, March 17, 2002 1:43 pm ET
by Scotti
Haiku # 19214, March 17, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scots have their whiskey
but the Irish have Paddy
who's second to none
Haiku # 19213, March 16, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by Braelyn
Guinness poured just right
Gaelic words rhythmically sung
don't forget your green
Haiku # 19212, March 16, 2002 7:31 pm ET
by Braelyn
Dickless Dirk Douche Bag
Hapless Potato Governor
Scared of His Shadow
Haiku # 19211, March 16, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by Idagal
in room jacuzzi,
presidential suite...why not?
santa cruz was fun
Haiku # 19210, March 16, 2002 7:43 am ET
by k
well, jim...if you're here
you're here...if you're not, you're not
surf away young lad!
Haiku # 19209, March 16, 2002 7:34 am ET
by k_against_jim
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