tides of time and love
pull against the shores of self
changing every dream

clouds against the moon
dancing shadows slipping through
memories of trees

all work and no play
results in dull existence
not really worth it

i is vietnamese
i rite japanese haiku
in lousee english

modern enterprise
i would love a holiday
but i need to eat

x-files..scully and
muldar find underwear is
alien lifeform

Dear Gwyneth Paltrow
you should have made appointment
with me or seamstress

when we get so close
sweet interferometer
you've got my measure

hmmm, I am on a
anti-moxie jag lately,
....all's well that ends well....

Easter-time again,
moxie hides his own eggs, but
then....can't find them

without just one nest
a bird can call the world home
life is your career

necks are nipped and tucked
a little around the eyes
let's see how they look

Cut loose and think clear
vagabonds don't need them.
Those innate creatures.

intrigue and romance
generally comes at a price
over eight bucks now

cerulean ether
ready for a get-away
anesthetize me...please

on long fluted necks
petals powdered with pollen
white blossoms unfold

her hand trembling
avoiding the crusted blood
she touches his face

sabbatical time
for the ornery Quaker
who's feeling his oats

plastic wrapped porches
whipped by winds of poverty
wait for winter's death

bypass metaphor!
leap out of the sordid world!
live your bad haiku!

moxie, you little ego
squeal swirling around
a make-believe name

new age credo, I
believe in it, so it must
therefore be true

moxie credo, if
I poop on it, it smells like
me, God! the world stinks

Parachute without
strings, a chocolate teapot,
a moxie haiku

in a race second
place is just the first loser,
who won human race?

In a race, second
place is just the first loser,
who won haiku race?

guy comes into a
bar....orders a drink...shouts..ALL
LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES

guy down at end of
bar says, Hey! I resent that!
first guy sez, Why? are

You a Lawyer? second
guy sez No but I'm an asshole!!!
yuk yuk yuk

fine, i'm an asshole -
but now that's out of the way,
the "more..." link's busted

driving home from work,
beautiful sunset, cows on
a hill against the

sunset, until a
bull climbs onto another
cow, and goes for it

i'm dressed as a clown
i'm holding a human head
i'm watching tv

thank goodness haiku
keeps me sane in times of stress
wish work were as fun

the thesis is due
in seventeen or so days
after that, long sleep

Scott the meddler .. err
mentor... works for me even
though I am not ash

looming but unseen
Scott is in his sewing room
shuttles back and forth

i've been wool-gath'ring
long enough to spin a yarn
think i'm fleecing them

when fabricating
make sure it's the finest wool
pulled over the eyes

my project today:
fabricate my old timesheets
think i'll use whole cloth

of course t'was just I
havin' a bit of a laugh
freezing my arse here

spring is in the air
squirrels do it in the trees
tho' nineteen degrees

so who is this guy?
the royalist who hates queens
an ex-new yorker?

congratulations,
ash, on your haiku headline
(although the link's dead)

congratulations,
ash, on your haiku headline
(although the link's dead)

talking of sport sport
bulls roaring at the gabba
how's ya finger stu?

deep thought of the day
can't wait for spring vacation
diving in the Turks

March madness marches
On, OregOn in the lead...
nerds can like spOrts tOO....

all this March madness
college basketball ennui
when will it be gone?

when i was thirty
seems like only yesterday
thanks to dementia

please don't be kayla...
oh, my day has been brightened
i plead entrapment

thoughts do not exist
there are only sensations
- deep thought of the day

scott is thirty, eh?
here I was flirting away
thought he was younger

botryoidal rot
without chemicals you've got
very decent red