Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

i take a shower
it's my soap and it's my dick
i wash really fast
Haiku # 19326, March 26, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by ap - ok. so my wrist hurts too
let's just nuke them all,
then we can mutate in peace,
as god intended.
Haiku # 19325, March 26, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Tennessee yawl
This Flaubertian
Anticipation of
Haiku # 19324, March 26, 2002 8:57 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash
Well an underground
Nuke, wouldn
Haiku # 19323, March 26, 2002 8:49 pm ET
by Crazy fucking W jr. Is certainly capable of it
Afghani
Haiku # 19322, March 26, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by ya right! of course!
my wrist really, really hurts too :(
Haiku # 19321, March 26, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by ap
my fuckin' knee hurts
but my cock works real good
and i don't get it
Haiku # 19320, March 26, 2002 7:15 pm ET
by ap - worked one harder than the other
i've made you my 401k
beneficiary
we are married now (j/k!!)
Haiku # 19319, March 26, 2002 5:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
special just for Gwen
get two for the price of one
Wonder Bras for you
Haiku # 19318, March 26, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Ms. Victoria Secrets
what we're saying is
plan your own undertaking
don't forget to smile
Haiku # 19317, March 26, 2002 2:01 pm ET
by Clare
Undertakers with
troubled lives, joining the Plan,
seizures....bad tofu
Haiku # 19316, March 26, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by k of six feet under does rock!
six feet under rocks
filled with fun and metaphors
I love H B O
Haiku # 19315, March 26, 2002 10:00 am ET
by Boston gal
kery's report report read:
first he bled into his head
and then he was dead
Haiku # 19314, March 26, 2002 9:06 am ET
by mount madonna mama
this secret garden
even with soil so untilled
bears hidden blossoms
Haiku # 19313, March 25, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't know who to call
called myself for some advice
...the line was busy
Haiku # 19312, March 25, 2002 8:28 pm ET
by Boston gal
enticing three-some
sensual pleasures embrace
Ben, Jerry, and me
Haiku # 19311, March 25, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Boston gal
tides of time and love
pull against the shores of self
changing every dream
Haiku # 19310, March 25, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Siggy
clouds against the moon
dancing shadows slipping through
memories of trees
Haiku # 19309, March 25, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by A. Musing
all work and no play
results in dull existence
not really worth it
Haiku # 19308, March 25, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Siggy
i is vietnamese
i rite japanese haiku
in lousee english
Haiku # 19307, March 25, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by Ta Manh Duong of Australia
modern enterprise
i would love a holiday
but i need to eat
Haiku # 19306, March 25, 2002 6:10 pm ET
by ash
x-files..scully and
muldar find underwear is
alien lifeform
Haiku # 19305, March 25, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dear Gwyneth Paltrow
you should have made appointment
with me or seamstress
Haiku # 19304, March 25, 2002 11:59 am ET
by Doc Nippon Tuck (such little sad titties!)
when we get so close
sweet interferometer
you've got my measure
Haiku # 19303, March 25, 2002 1:37 am ET
by ash
hmmm, I am on a
anti-moxie jag lately,
....all's well that ends well....
Haiku # 19302, March 25, 2002 12:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Easter-time again,
moxie hides his own eggs, but
then....can't find them
Haiku # 19301, March 25, 2002 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
without just one nest
a bird can call the world home
life is your career
Haiku # 19300, March 24, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Cereal Killer
necks are nipped and tucked
a little around the eyes
let's see how they look
Haiku # 19299, March 24, 2002 7:54 pm ET
by Doc Nippon Tuck's Associate readying for "Oscars"
Cut loose and think clear
vagabonds don't need them.
Those innate creatures.
Haiku # 19298, March 24, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by ComiCat (i.e. femmes) of Jerzey
intrigue and romance
generally comes at a price
over eight bucks now
Haiku # 19297, March 24, 2002 10:04 am ET
by A. Musing (matinees slightly cheaper)
cerulean ether
ready for a get-away
anesthetize me...please
Haiku # 19296, March 23, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Boston gal (solo after a too long relationship)
on long fluted necks
petals powdered with pollen
white blossoms unfold
Haiku # 19295, March 23, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
her hand trembling
avoiding the crusted blood
she touches his face
Haiku # 19294, March 23, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
sabbatical time
for the ornery Quaker
who's feeling his oats
Haiku # 19293, March 23, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by A. Musing
plastic wrapped porches
whipped by winds of poverty
wait for winter's death
Haiku # 19292, March 23, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by A. Musing (not)
bypass metaphor!
leap out of the sordid world!
live your bad haiku!
Haiku # 19291, March 23, 2002 1:18 pm ET
by the snowy mountains outside my windows
moxie, you little ego
squeal swirling around
a make-believe name
Haiku # 19290, March 23, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new age credo, I
believe in it, so it must
therefore be true

moxie credo, if
I poop on it, it smells like
me, God! the world stinks
Haiku # 19289, March 23, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Parachute without
strings, a chocolate teapot,
a moxie haiku
Haiku # 19288, March 23, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in a race second
place is just the first loser,
who won human race?
Haiku # 19287, March 23, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In a race, second
place is just the first loser,
who won haiku race?
Haiku # 19286, March 23, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
guy comes into a
bar....orders a drink...shouts..ALL
LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES

guy down at end of
bar says, Hey! I resent that!
first guy sez, Why? are

You a Lawyer? second
guy sez No but I'm an asshole!!!
yuk yuk yuk
Haiku # 19285, March 23, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fine, i'm an asshole -
but now that's out of the way,
the "more..." link's busted
Haiku # 19284, March 23, 2002 6:13 am ET
by scott the meddler
driving home from work,
beautiful sunset, cows on
a hill against the

sunset, until a
bull climbs onto another
cow, and goes for it
Haiku # 19283, March 23, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k
i'm dressed as a clown
i'm holding a human head
i'm watching tv
Haiku # 19282, March 23, 2002 12:22 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
thank goodness haiku
keeps me sane in times of stress
wish work were as fun
Haiku # 19281, March 22, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton
the thesis is due
in seventeen or so days
after that, long sleep
Haiku # 19280, March 22, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton
Scott the meddler .. err
mentor... works for me even
though I am not ash
Haiku # 19279, March 22, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by BrainFart- http://www.thefulldeck.com/
looming but unseen
Scott is in his sewing room
shuttles back and forth
Haiku # 19278, March 22, 2002 5:38 pm ET
by Boston gal
i've been wool-gath'ring
long enough to spin a yarn
think i'm fleecing them
Haiku # 19277, March 22, 2002 5:30 pm ET
by scott (jump right in)
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