old mazda bravo
300,000 k's +
goes varoom varoom

when I was a girl
I wrote off a wee vee dub
I hit the bulldust

flew, then hit a tree
hung upside down in seat belt
I was seventeen

love that zoom- zoom kid
he's simply adorable
(tho' a Mazda ad)

why so many trees in
Compton? Because they cannot
afford cars

fucking idiots,
the zoom/zoom kid should die in
screaming agony.

hopefully he will
wrapped around a lamp-post..zoom-
zoom blood on sidewalk

have a Maxima
love the way it goes zoom-zoom
speed and luxury

Just Spring
flowering under stars
Moon floating in trees

it gears well at the speed
of 80 miles p hour
and it loves the snow

mellie's got a sub
are you driving too fast ap?
mine flies click speed trap

grudges are bad things,
so they make good haiku, mox
is toying with us

new blue subaru
sucks the paint right off the road
scares my wife to death

carry no grudges
let's let haiku be haiku
when it is haiku

I can't change you
but I can change myself and
win or lose or tie

Fuck Off Moxie AND Max !

I think I'm routinely
confused, all the time 24
hours...it's my job...

please don't be confused
homosexuality?
this Max is female

the "gay" thing...truth is
relative to most young Gen X
so, everyone's "disposable"

vote me off the island please...
the biggest lie is there is no truth
the demons of hell came up with that one

most people believe
there's nothing out there because
they're afraid there is One

hey ap

XXX

love yas... Mox

he got in early
ash's bun's in oven now
mastication hurts

you know what they say
old molars they never die
they just rot away

ancient dentition
biting more than i could chew
with these old molars

my dentist is cool
he could drill my cavity
then tell me to spit

sucking caramel
a mouth full of gooeyness
a good friday

scott is a freak for
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush

but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal

the easter bilby
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered

no little mellie
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny

moxie counts at last
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax

it was pre-ordained
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point

hanging about here
just another good friday
same as the others

yesterday's purchase,
for fifty seven dollars:
a used toilet brush