Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
my dentist is cool
he could drill my cavity
then tell me to spit
he could drill my cavity
then tell me to spit
by
scott is a freak for
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush
but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush
but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal
by of a 'brush' with fate?
the easter bilby
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered
by
no little mellie
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny
by
moxie counts at last
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax
by
it was pre-ordained
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point
by
hanging about here
just another good friday
same as the others
just another good friday
same as the others
by
by
hi Mox it's just me
and I'm one not to ignore
especially you
and I'm one not to ignore
especially you
by
It's later in the
evening and all you have
to do is ignore
evening and all you have
to do is ignore
by
I'm Christian, so
i HAVE to turn the other
cheek resist, evil...
as dumb as that seems
mocking, wondering why and
to where have you been?
i HAVE to turn the other
cheek resist, evil...
as dumb as that seems
mocking, wondering why and
to where have you been?
by
Classical structure
A frame that will hold and won't
puncture. Fractured.
A frame that will hold and won't
puncture. Fractured.
by of Jerzey
well, I was just to
fundamentalist webby
I guess we're all bad
fundamentalist webby
I guess we're all bad
by
highband's just jealous
I love you Mox, yes I do
(when you're being nice)
I love you Mox, yes I do
(when you're being nice)
by
butt!!! you didn't have to
be so glaring! yes? it sticks
out covered or not on us all
be so glaring! yes? it sticks
out covered or not on us all
by
I tend to prefer
jeans, and listen to other
people way too much
jeans, and listen to other
people way too much
by
moxie and his freinds
out shopping for jeans, guess which
one is the moxter
http://www.lee.be/commercial/start.html
out shopping for jeans, guess which
one is the moxter
http://www.lee.be/commercial/start.html
by
sweet tiramisu
dollops from me just for you
Mox can be so sweet
dollops from me just for you
Mox can be so sweet
by
all of life can be
a fight, it's hard but when that
is realized, all's cool
a fight, it's hard but when that
is realized, all's cool
by
well, Scorpio, change
comes very hard, painfully
and with much coffee
comes very hard, painfully
and with much coffee
by
haiku is haiku
but i'm not sure that's moxie
because it's haiku
but i'm not sure that's moxie
because it's haiku
by
i now a p likes
bananas, is bananas?
fuck right offfffff moxie
bananas, is bananas?
fuck right offfffff moxie
by
k needs a lap dance
worst part is the bad perfume
i now she wants it
worst part is the bad perfume
i now she wants it
by
Moon over the beach
1000 fuck offs could not
take the beauty out
1000 fuck offs could not
take the beauty out
by
sour cream egg noodle
bubble in pot like mint tea
yummy stroganoff
bubble in pot like mint tea
yummy stroganoff
by of Victoria BC
suicide bombers
killing people they think they
know, Allah forbid!
killing people they think they
know, Allah forbid!
by
Just a sideshot worse
than being in the grave is
to still be with her.
(O, my little miss Piggy, thou art a fool,
aren't you, you silly pig shit thou.
But, hold now, let us be reasonable.)
than being in the grave is
to still be with her.
(O, my little miss Piggy, thou art a fool,
aren't you, you silly pig shit thou.
But, hold now, let us be reasonable.)
by of Jerzey
Pomponettes are my
favorite form of rissole
sweet or savoury
favorite form of rissole
sweet or savoury
by
sorry the keyboard
jerked out of my hands as i
typed that haiku
jerked out of my hands as i
typed that haiku
by
She speared the gherkin
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy
by
She speared the gherkin
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy
by
In bad haiku, it
Is always better to play
Safe and be nasty.
Fuck you moxie
Is always better to play
Safe and be nasty.
Fuck you moxie
by
undisclosed fruit drink.
kills future welfare taker.
no one cheers, or cares.
kills future welfare taker.
no one cheers, or cares.
by
i claim another
prize for first usage of a
word; it is rissole
prize for first usage of a
word; it is rissole
by of london
thanks ap for all the
information, tonight I
went to a strip club
information, tonight I
went to a strip club
by of pub quizes can quickly go downhill....free passes to Larry Flint's Hustler Club....hmmmmm
do you like mind games
i want to play
with the stolen connect four game
i want to play
with the stolen connect four game
by of Victoria
cute little iguana under heat lamp
sneezed
out flew salty mucus
sneezed
out flew salty mucus
by of Victoria
i take a shower
it's my soap and it's my dick
i wash really fast
it's my soap and it's my dick
i wash really fast
by
let's just nuke them all,
then we can mutate in peace,
as god intended.
then we can mutate in peace,
as god intended.
by
my fuckin' knee hurts
but my cock works real good
and i don't get it
but my cock works real good
and i don't get it
by