Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

why so many trees in
Compton? Because they cannot
afford cars
Haiku # 19388, March 30, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucking idiots,
the zoom/zoom kid should die in
screaming agony.

hopefully he will
wrapped around a lamp-post..zoom-
zoom blood on sidewalk
Haiku # 19387, March 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by yeah get a car help to destroy the world you blind moronic fools and then feel 'good' about yourselves for having 'wheels' arrrr
have a Maxima
love the way it goes zoom-zoom
speed and luxury
Haiku # 19386, March 30, 2002 9:58 am ET
by Max, Boston gal and Penelope ( A. Musing) A reformed Catholic et al
Just Spring
flowering under stars
Moon floating in trees
Haiku # 19385, March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k
it gears well at the speed
of 80 miles p hour
and it loves the snow
Haiku # 19384, March 30, 2002 6:29 am ET
by k of i love my subaru imprez outback sport 2000 model
mellie's got a sub
are you driving too fast ap?
mine flies click speed trap
Haiku # 19383, March 30, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mellie, I LOVE my subaru too
grudges are bad things,
so they make good haiku, mox
is toying with us
Haiku # 19382, March 30, 2002 1:25 am ET
by fuck off moxie
new blue subaru
sucks the paint right off the road
scares my wife to death
Haiku # 19381, March 29, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by ap
carry no grudges
let's let haiku be haiku
when it is haiku
Haiku # 19380, March 29, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by ash
I can't change you
but I can change myself and
win or lose or tie
Haiku # 19379, March 29, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Fuck Off Moxie AND Max !
Haiku # 19378, March 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I'm routinely
confused, all the time 24
hours...it's my job...
Haiku # 19377, March 29, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
please don't be confused
homosexuality?
this Max is female
Haiku # 19376, March 29, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Max
the "gay" thing...truth is
relative to most young Gen X
so, everyone's "disposable"

vote me off the island please...
the biggest lie is there is no truth
the demons of hell came up with that one
Haiku # 19375, March 29, 2002 10:43 am ET
by Mox
most people believe
there's nothing out there because
they're afraid there is One
Haiku # 19374, March 29, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
hey ap

XXX

love yas... Mox
Haiku # 19373, March 29, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Mox
he got in early
ash's bun's in oven now
mastication hurts
Haiku # 19372, March 29, 2002 8:33 am ET
by mellie
you know what they say
old molars they never die
they just rot away
Haiku # 19371, March 29, 2002 8:32 am ET
by Boston gal
ancient dentition
biting more than i could chew
with these old molars
Haiku # 19370, March 29, 2002 6:51 am ET
by ash
my dentist is cool
he could drill my cavity
then tell me to spit
Haiku # 19369, March 29, 2002 6:19 am ET
by mellie
sucking caramel
a mouth full of gooeyness
a good friday
Haiku # 19368, March 29, 2002 6:16 am ET
by mellie
scott is a freak for
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush

but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal
Haiku # 19367, March 29, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k of a 'brush' with fate?
the easter bilby
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered
Haiku # 19366, March 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by ash
no little mellie
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny
Haiku # 19365, March 29, 2002 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie counts at last
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax
Haiku # 19364, March 29, 2002 2:17 am ET
by ash
it was pre-ordained
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point
Haiku # 19363, March 29, 2002 2:16 am ET
by ash
hanging about here
just another good friday
same as the others
Haiku # 19362, March 28, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
yesterday's purchase,
for fifty seven dollars:
a used toilet brush
Haiku # 19361, March 28, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by scott (how's THAT for living your bad haiku!)
hi Mox it's just me
and I'm one not to ignore
especially you
Haiku # 19360, March 28, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Max
fuck the hell off moxie
Haiku # 19359, March 28, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's later in the
evening and all you have
to do is ignore
Haiku # 19358, March 28, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Mox
I'm Christian, so
i HAVE to turn the other
cheek resist, evil...

as dumb as that seems
mocking, wondering why and
to where have you been?
Haiku # 19357, March 28, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Mox
Classical structure
A frame that will hold and won't
puncture. Fractured.
Haiku # 19356, March 28, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19355, March 28, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, I was just to
fundamentalist webby
I guess we're all bad
Haiku # 19354, March 28, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Moxie
highband's just jealous
I love you Mox, yes I do
(when you're being nice)
Haiku # 19353, March 28, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Max
butt!!! you didn't have to
be so glaring! yes? it sticks
out covered or not on us all
Haiku # 19352, March 28, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
I tend to prefer
jeans, and listen to other
people way too much
Haiku # 19351, March 28, 2002 5:26 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie and his freinds
out shopping for jeans, guess which
one is the moxter

http://www.lee.be/commercial/start.html
Haiku # 19350, March 28, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by highband
sweet tiramisu
dollops from me just for you
Mox can be so sweet
Haiku # 19349, March 28, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Max
all of life can be
a fight, it's hard but when that
is realized, all's cool
Haiku # 19348, March 28, 2002 10:31 am ET
by Mox
well, Scorpio, change
comes very hard, painfully
and with much coffee
Haiku # 19347, March 28, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Moxie
individual
as seventeen syllables
can possibly be
Haiku # 19346, March 28, 2002 9:00 am ET
by ash
haiku is haiku
but i'm not sure that's moxie
because it's haiku
Haiku # 19345, March 28, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
i now a p likes
bananas, is bananas?
fuck right offfffff moxie
Haiku # 19344, March 28, 2002 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
k needs a lap dance
worst part is the bad perfume
i now she wants it
Haiku # 19343, March 27, 2002 10:13 pm ET
by ap
crater in my tooth
making me irritable
i hate the dentist
Haiku # 19342, March 27, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Moon over the beach
1000 fuck offs could not
take the beauty out
Haiku # 19341, March 27, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Moxie
sour cream egg noodle
bubble in pot like mint tea
yummy stroganoff
Haiku # 19340, March 27, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Doug's buddy of Victoria BC
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19339, March 27, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet