Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
mellie's got a sub
are you driving too fast ap?
mine flies click speed trap
Haiku # 19383 March 30, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mellie, I LOVE my subaru too
grudges are bad things,
so they make good haiku, mox
is toying with us
Haiku # 19382 March 30, 2002 1:25 am ET
by fuck off moxie
new blue subaru
sucks the paint right off the road
scares my wife to death
Haiku # 19381 March 29, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by ap
carry no grudges
let's let haiku be haiku
when it is haiku
Haiku # 19380 March 29, 2002 10:21 pm ET
by ash
I can't change you
but I can change myself and
win or lose or tie
Haiku # 19379 March 29, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Fuck Off Moxie AND Max !
Haiku # 19378 March 29, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I'm routinely
confused, all the time 24
hours...it's my job...
Haiku # 19377 March 29, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
please don't be confused
homosexuality?
this Max is female
Haiku # 19376 March 29, 2002 10:51 am ET
by Max
the "gay" thing...truth is
relative to most young Gen X
so, everyone's "disposable"

vote me off the island please...
the biggest lie is there is no truth
the demons of hell came up with that one
Haiku # 19375 March 29, 2002 10:43 am ET
by Mox
most people believe
there's nothing out there because
they're afraid there is One
Haiku # 19374 March 29, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
hey ap

XXX

love yas... Mox
Haiku # 19373 March 29, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Mox
he got in early
ash's bun's in oven now
mastication hurts
Haiku # 19372 March 29, 2002 8:33 am ET
by mellie
you know what they say
old molars they never die
they just rot away
Haiku # 19371 March 29, 2002 8:32 am ET
by Boston gal
ancient dentition
biting more than i could chew
with these old molars
Haiku # 19370 March 29, 2002 6:51 am ET
by ash
my dentist is cool
he could drill my cavity
then tell me to spit
Haiku # 19369 March 29, 2002 6:19 am ET
by mellie
sucking caramel
a mouth full of gooeyness
a good friday
Haiku # 19368 March 29, 2002 6:16 am ET
by mellie
scott is a freak for
buying a 57
dollar toilet brush

but even weirder
is that he freely adver
tises the whole deal
Haiku # 19367 March 29, 2002 4:30 am ET
by k of a 'brush' with fate?
the easter bilby
lacking commercial contacts
remains endangered
Haiku # 19366 March 29, 2002 4:17 am ET
by ash
no little mellie
a haiku tongue will tickle
your easter bunny
Haiku # 19365 March 29, 2002 2:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
moxie counts at last
easter is miraculous
now work on syntax
Haiku # 19364 March 29, 2002 2:17 am ET
by ash
it was pre-ordained
the world's first auto pilate
x marks the way point
Haiku # 19363 March 29, 2002 2:16 am ET
by ash
hanging about here
just another good friday
same as the others
Haiku # 19362 March 28, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
yesterday's purchase,
for fifty seven dollars:
a used toilet brush
Haiku # 19361 March 28, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by scott (how's THAT for living your bad haiku!)
hi Mox it's just me
and I'm one not to ignore
especially you
Haiku # 19360 March 28, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Max
fuck the hell off moxie
Haiku # 19359 March 28, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's later in the
evening and all you have
to do is ignore
Haiku # 19358 March 28, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Mox
I'm Christian, so
i HAVE to turn the other
cheek resist, evil...

as dumb as that seems
mocking, wondering why and
to where have you been?
Haiku # 19357 March 28, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Mox
Classical structure
A frame that will hold and won't
puncture. Fractured.
Haiku # 19356 March 28, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
fuck off mox
Haiku # 19355 March 28, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, I was just to
fundamentalist webby
I guess we're all bad
Haiku # 19354 March 28, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Moxie
highband's just jealous
I love you Mox, yes I do
(when you're being nice)
Haiku # 19353 March 28, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Max
butt!!! you didn't have to
be so glaring! yes? it sticks
out covered or not on us all
Haiku # 19352 March 28, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by Moxie
I tend to prefer
jeans, and listen to other
people way too much
Haiku # 19351 March 28, 2002 5:26 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie and his freinds
out shopping for jeans, guess which
one is the moxter

http://www.lee.be/commercial/start.html
Haiku # 19350 March 28, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by highband
sweet tiramisu
dollops from me just for you
Mox can be so sweet
Haiku # 19349 March 28, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Max
all of life can be
a fight, it's hard but when that
is realized, all's cool
Haiku # 19348 March 28, 2002 10:31 am ET
by Mox
well, Scorpio, change
comes very hard, painfully
and with much coffee
Haiku # 19347 March 28, 2002 10:28 am ET
by Moxie
individual
as seventeen syllables
can possibly be
Haiku # 19346 March 28, 2002 9:00 am ET
by ash
haiku is haiku
but i'm not sure that's moxie
because it's haiku
Haiku # 19345 March 28, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
i now a p likes
bananas, is bananas?
fuck right offfffff moxie
Haiku # 19344 March 28, 2002 4:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
k needs a lap dance
worst part is the bad perfume
i now she wants it
Haiku # 19343 March 27, 2002 10:13 pm ET
by ap
crater in my tooth
making me irritable
i hate the dentist
Haiku # 19342 March 27, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Moon over the beach
1000 fuck offs could not
take the beauty out
Haiku # 19341 March 27, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Moxie
sour cream egg noodle
bubble in pot like mint tea
yummy stroganoff
Haiku # 19340 March 27, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by Doug's buddy of Victoria BC
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19339 March 27, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
suicide bombers
killing people they think they
know, Allah forbid!
Haiku # 19338 March 27, 2002 2:31 pm ET
by Moxie
Just a sideshot worse
than being in the grave is
to still be with her.

(O, my little miss Piggy, thou art a fool,
aren't you, you silly pig shit thou.

But, hold now, let us be reasonable.)
Haiku # 19337 March 27, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pomponettes are my
favorite form of rissole
sweet or savoury
Haiku # 19336 March 27, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash
sorry the keyboard
jerked out of my hands as i
typed that haiku
Haiku # 19335 March 27, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash
She speared the gherkin
With her teeth then savored
The salty piquancy
Haiku # 19334 March 27, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Idaho trailer-trash