Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77458 Haiku later...

actually then
the real foe is self, and that
is the one who votes

the trigger, or the final step off the precepice
Haiku # 19459, April 2, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Xie
other people are
the ultimate enemy
in finding yourself
Haiku # 19458, April 2, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by oxie
I sit back wonder
...ing...if anyone will let
one express themselves

or this culture of competition
is the prevailing superstition
Haiku # 19457, April 2, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by Mox
the ultimate risk
is to do something others
disaprove of then

a suicide is
basically an escape from
rejection, to self
Haiku # 19456, April 2, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, check a boring
life, situated in a
place, where, i wish I

was alone
Haiku # 19455, April 2, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie, you submit
your email. You've broken the
speed of the sound of

lonliness
Haiku # 19454, April 2, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by k of credit to nancy griffith
scott, i'll buy your used
toilet brush, there's a few things
in here need cleaning
Haiku # 19453, April 2, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by k
*knees-es*
Haiku # 19452, April 2, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by the Teach...sorry (long day)
nasal spray from sneeze
goes where ever it pleases
kids rub on knee-es
Haiku # 19451, April 2, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by the Teach
Rectal spray glistens
On the floor where it landed
Should I wipe it up?
Haiku # 19450, April 2, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Drophammer
the word with is small
but it joins all together
to make the count right
Haiku # 19449, April 2, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within You
bad man dances past
washing the glass my ass
nice form, but bad ass
Haiku # 19448, April 2, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within Myself
sometimes Mox does shock
he really can be brilliant
maybe J's jealous
Haiku # 19447, April 2, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jeremy...what is your problem with me?

themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 19446, April 2, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is in the
dust, all we do on line is
scrawl, grand grafitti
Haiku # 19445, April 2, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Mox
if it keeps the peace
then let them close the doors for
another openms
Haiku # 19444, April 2, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Mox
do him and us a
favor Janis, make moxie
famous and ban him

the only one to be thus honored
pleeeeeese
Haiku # 19443, April 2, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It seems to work for
The pages fill with moxies
Crappy sick whining
Haiku # 19442, April 2, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As i have said earlier

The moxie credo:
Haiku # 19441, April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
caught in reverie
offered penny for my thoughts
...holding out for more
Haiku # 19440, April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Boston gal
yes, Janis, I wish
I were more into the "groove"
here, I like many

of the poems that
were written when I was not
around...that was zen
Haiku # 19439, April 2, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
wish they'd hurry up
and legalize ganji so
I can understand

where you people who
do benefit me, come from
somewhere West Coast?
Haiku # 19438, April 2, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
oh, we're behaving -
moxie, and the rest of us -
just as you'd expect
Haiku # 19436, April 2, 2002 11:34 am ET
by scott
Haven't been 'round much
Are all you guys behaving?
Or is it chaos?
Haiku # 19435, April 2, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Janis
The fluorescent glow
Helps the seedling tomatoes
In the early spring
Haiku # 19434, April 2, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Janis
What isn't good is
when the fight takes over and
stoicness ceases...
Haiku # 19433, April 2, 2002 9:47 am ET
by Moxie
It's so nice to see
That some things just don't change here,
Like the twat quota.
Haiku # 19432, April 2, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19431, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19430, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19429, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19428, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19427, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate my idle
words, He may forgive me but
I know I will not
Haiku # 19426, April 1, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Mox
In New hampshire where
anonymous poets live
you can meet Santa
Haiku # 19425, April 1, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Frustrated with the
"fuck offs," those who laugh
at reactions tend to...

not be happy themselves
Haiku # 19424, April 1, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to see you
write a real haiku not aimed
at the end of now!
Haiku # 19423, April 1, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by Moxie of to ap
Why am I aiming
anger at poets who've done
no harm to me but

just a few angry
reaction seekers? There's no
look of comprehension
in a taco bell employee sometimes
Haiku # 19422, April 1, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Christianity
is best served dead, a dead lie
A lie I bought too long
Haiku # 19421, April 1, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Moxie
I guess I'd better
throw cyanide to the pigs
and have bbq later...

pearls just don't get it
Haiku # 19420, April 1, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Moxie
I forgot......FUCK OFF moxie
Haiku # 19419, April 1, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
eat shit and THEN walk away moxie
Haiku # 19417, April 1, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if anyone here
needs a nice toilet bowl brush
please take a look - thanks!

(that's http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/sfc/for/3361971.html for the paranoid - no cookies or other BS)
Haiku # 19416, April 1, 2002 6:05 pm ET
by scott
moxie walks away
and yet still winds up back here
is one leg shorter?
Haiku # 19415, April 1, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by scott
i'd guessed boston gal
and penelope the same
(similar flirting)
Haiku # 19414, April 1, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by scott
stonehenge stands alone
many but one circle void
save of mystery
Haiku # 19413, April 1, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
there's always one stare
one stop, one road block to you
sometimes it's yourself
Haiku # 19412, April 1, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19411, April 1, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't stand stone faced
but have to walk away in
the face of fighting
Haiku # 19410, April 1, 2002 10:44 am ET
by Moxie
some are driven by the
need to tell others to be
like us, playing God
Haiku # 19409, April 1, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
stick your head up
your ass bung (moxie) Oh! right!
it's already there.
Haiku # 19408, April 1, 2002 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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