Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77458 Haiku later...

the word with is small
but it joins all together
to make the count right
Haiku # 19449, April 2, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within You
bad man dances past
washing the glass my ass
nice form, but bad ass
Haiku # 19448, April 2, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within Myself
sometimes Mox does shock
he really can be brilliant
maybe J's jealous
Haiku # 19447, April 2, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jeremy...what is your problem with me?

themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 19446, April 2, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is in the
dust, all we do on line is
scrawl, grand grafitti
Haiku # 19445, April 2, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Mox
if it keeps the peace
then let them close the doors for
another openms
Haiku # 19444, April 2, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Mox
do him and us a
favor Janis, make moxie
famous and ban him

the only one to be thus honored
pleeeeeese
Haiku # 19443, April 2, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It seems to work for
The pages fill with moxies
Crappy sick whining
Haiku # 19442, April 2, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As i have said earlier

The moxie credo:
Haiku # 19441, April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
caught in reverie
offered penny for my thoughts
...holding out for more
Haiku # 19440, April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Boston gal
yes, Janis, I wish
I were more into the "groove"
here, I like many

of the poems that
were written when I was not
around...that was zen
Haiku # 19439, April 2, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
wish they'd hurry up
and legalize ganji so
I can understand

where you people who
do benefit me, come from
somewhere West Coast?
Haiku # 19438, April 2, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
oh, we're behaving -
moxie, and the rest of us -
just as you'd expect
Haiku # 19436, April 2, 2002 11:34 am ET
by scott
Haven't been 'round much
Are all you guys behaving?
Or is it chaos?
Haiku # 19435, April 2, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Janis
The fluorescent glow
Helps the seedling tomatoes
In the early spring
Haiku # 19434, April 2, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Janis
What isn't good is
when the fight takes over and
stoicness ceases...
Haiku # 19433, April 2, 2002 9:47 am ET
by Moxie
It's so nice to see
That some things just don't change here,
Like the twat quota.
Haiku # 19432, April 2, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19431, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19430, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19429, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19428, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19427, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate my idle
words, He may forgive me but
I know I will not
Haiku # 19426, April 1, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Mox
In New hampshire where
anonymous poets live
you can meet Santa
Haiku # 19425, April 1, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Frustrated with the
"fuck offs," those who laugh
at reactions tend to...

not be happy themselves
Haiku # 19424, April 1, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to see you
write a real haiku not aimed
at the end of now!
Haiku # 19423, April 1, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by Moxie of to ap
Why am I aiming
anger at poets who've done
no harm to me but

just a few angry
reaction seekers? There's no
look of comprehension
in a taco bell employee sometimes
Haiku # 19422, April 1, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Christianity
is best served dead, a dead lie
A lie I bought too long
Haiku # 19421, April 1, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Moxie
I guess I'd better
throw cyanide to the pigs
and have bbq later...

pearls just don't get it
Haiku # 19420, April 1, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Moxie
I forgot......FUCK OFF moxie
Haiku # 19419, April 1, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
eat shit and THEN walk away moxie
Haiku # 19417, April 1, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if anyone here
needs a nice toilet bowl brush
please take a look - thanks!

(that's http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/sfc/for/3361971.html for the paranoid - no cookies or other BS)
Haiku # 19416, April 1, 2002 6:05 pm ET
by scott
moxie walks away
and yet still winds up back here
is one leg shorter?
Haiku # 19415, April 1, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by scott
i'd guessed boston gal
and penelope the same
(similar flirting)
Haiku # 19414, April 1, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by scott
stonehenge stands alone
many but one circle void
save of mystery
Haiku # 19413, April 1, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
there's always one stare
one stop, one road block to you
sometimes it's yourself
Haiku # 19412, April 1, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19411, April 1, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't stand stone faced
but have to walk away in
the face of fighting
Haiku # 19410, April 1, 2002 10:44 am ET
by Moxie
some are driven by the
need to tell others to be
like us, playing God
Haiku # 19409, April 1, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
stick your head up
your ass bung (moxie) Oh! right!
it's already there.
Haiku # 19408, April 1, 2002 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten Easter eggs
Boiling up from the crapper
Jesus has risen
Haiku # 19407, March 31, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
it is difficult
to fathom just how lame you
are moxie, FUCK OFF!
Haiku # 19406, March 31, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mystery as was
in the days of the past man
is still human, still
Haiku # 19405, March 31, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Mox
I realized I was
an unwanted child, when I
found out my bath toys...

...were a hair dryer
and an electric toaster
once, a t.v. set.
Haiku # 19404, March 30, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
And thats what happens
When you don't hail to the chimp
Oh, please dear God why?
Haiku # 19403, March 30, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
She walks to and fro
Shakes her numer two pencil
Always in blind fret

Constantly smiling
Diagnosis, Obsessive-
Compulsive Disord'r

Haiku # 19402, March 30, 2002 8:10 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
It's hard to blink at
tragedy all at once as
it sinks in like silt...
Haiku # 19401, March 30, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Moxie of all the stuff happening
jesus has risen
the middle east in coma
lives its own nightmare
Haiku # 19400, March 30, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by ash
it had to happen
copy-cat pos(t)ers glom one
of my many "pens"
Haiku # 19399, March 30, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by Boston gal (not so A. Musing just sounds depressed, which I'm not)
Televised bullshit,
Transfixes, stupefies world..
Hypnotizes world.

We move in global
Delusional trance, surreal,
Bloody, skeletons.
Haiku # 19398, March 30, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by A. Musing
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