Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77458 Haiku later...

nasal spray from sneeze
goes where ever it pleases
kids rub on knee-es
Haiku # 19451, April 2, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by the Teach
Rectal spray glistens
On the floor where it landed
Should I wipe it up?
Haiku # 19450, April 2, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Drophammer
the word with is small
but it joins all together
to make the count right
Haiku # 19449, April 2, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within You
bad man dances past
washing the glass my ass
nice form, but bad ass
Haiku # 19448, April 2, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within Myself
sometimes Mox does shock
he really can be brilliant
maybe J's jealous
Haiku # 19447, April 2, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jeremy...what is your problem with me?

themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 19446, April 2, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is in the
dust, all we do on line is
scrawl, grand grafitti
Haiku # 19445, April 2, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Mox
if it keeps the peace
then let them close the doors for
another openms
Haiku # 19444, April 2, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Mox
do him and us a
favor Janis, make moxie
famous and ban him

the only one to be thus honored
pleeeeeese
Haiku # 19443, April 2, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It seems to work for
The pages fill with moxies
Crappy sick whining
Haiku # 19442, April 2, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As i have said earlier

The moxie credo:
Haiku # 19441, April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
caught in reverie
offered penny for my thoughts
...holding out for more
Haiku # 19440, April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Boston gal
yes, Janis, I wish
I were more into the "groove"
here, I like many

of the poems that
were written when I was not
around...that was zen
Haiku # 19439, April 2, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
wish they'd hurry up
and legalize ganji so
I can understand

where you people who
do benefit me, come from
somewhere West Coast?
Haiku # 19438, April 2, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
oh, we're behaving -
moxie, and the rest of us -
just as you'd expect
Haiku # 19436, April 2, 2002 11:34 am ET
by scott
Haven't been 'round much
Are all you guys behaving?
Or is it chaos?
Haiku # 19435, April 2, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Janis
The fluorescent glow
Helps the seedling tomatoes
In the early spring
Haiku # 19434, April 2, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Janis
What isn't good is
when the fight takes over and
stoicness ceases...
Haiku # 19433, April 2, 2002 9:47 am ET
by Moxie
It's so nice to see
That some things just don't change here,
Like the twat quota.
Haiku # 19432, April 2, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19431, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19430, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19429, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19428, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19427, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate my idle
words, He may forgive me but
I know I will not
Haiku # 19426, April 1, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Mox
In New hampshire where
anonymous poets live
you can meet Santa
Haiku # 19425, April 1, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Frustrated with the
"fuck offs," those who laugh
at reactions tend to...

not be happy themselves
Haiku # 19424, April 1, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to see you
write a real haiku not aimed
at the end of now!
Haiku # 19423, April 1, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by Moxie of to ap
Why am I aiming
anger at poets who've done
no harm to me but

just a few angry
reaction seekers? There's no
look of comprehension
in a taco bell employee sometimes
Haiku # 19422, April 1, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Christianity
is best served dead, a dead lie
A lie I bought too long
Haiku # 19421, April 1, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Moxie
I guess I'd better
throw cyanide to the pigs
and have bbq later...

pearls just don't get it
Haiku # 19420, April 1, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Moxie
I forgot......FUCK OFF moxie
Haiku # 19419, April 1, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
eat shit and THEN walk away moxie
Haiku # 19417, April 1, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if anyone here
needs a nice toilet bowl brush
please take a look - thanks!

(that's http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/sfc/for/3361971.html for the paranoid - no cookies or other BS)
Haiku # 19416, April 1, 2002 6:05 pm ET
by scott
moxie walks away
and yet still winds up back here
is one leg shorter?
Haiku # 19415, April 1, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by scott
i'd guessed boston gal
and penelope the same
(similar flirting)
Haiku # 19414, April 1, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by scott
stonehenge stands alone
many but one circle void
save of mystery
Haiku # 19413, April 1, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
there's always one stare
one stop, one road block to you
sometimes it's yourself
Haiku # 19412, April 1, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19411, April 1, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't stand stone faced
but have to walk away in
the face of fighting
Haiku # 19410, April 1, 2002 10:44 am ET
by Moxie
some are driven by the
need to tell others to be
like us, playing God
Haiku # 19409, April 1, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
stick your head up
your ass bung (moxie) Oh! right!
it's already there.
Haiku # 19408, April 1, 2002 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten Easter eggs
Boiling up from the crapper
Jesus has risen
Haiku # 19407, March 31, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
it is difficult
to fathom just how lame you
are moxie, FUCK OFF!
Haiku # 19406, March 31, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mystery as was
in the days of the past man
is still human, still
Haiku # 19405, March 31, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Mox
I realized I was
an unwanted child, when I
found out my bath toys...

...were a hair dryer
and an electric toaster
once, a t.v. set.
Haiku # 19404, March 30, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
And thats what happens
When you don't hail to the chimp
Oh, please dear God why?
Haiku # 19403, March 30, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
She walks to and fro
Shakes her numer two pencil
Always in blind fret

Constantly smiling
Diagnosis, Obsessive-
Compulsive Disord'r

Haiku # 19402, March 30, 2002 8:10 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
It's hard to blink at
tragedy all at once as
it sinks in like silt...
Haiku # 19401, March 30, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Moxie of all the stuff happening
jesus has risen
the middle east in coma
lives its own nightmare
Haiku # 19400, March 30, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by ash
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