evil is evil,
good is good, we bounce between,
our neighborhood

Your leathery hands
touch my skin, your crazy eyes,
and your reckless grin

keep yer pecker hard,
an yer powder dry, we all
have, a time to die

evil is evil,
good is good, in between is
our neighborhood

congratulations!
your haiku was sixteen thou!
the grand prize winner!

another haiku
follows another haiku
like night follows day

what is so funny
about peace, love and the rest?
is it the clothing?

i wish peace and love
to all earthly visitors,
along with goat dip

no more, no more pls.
too much evil in this world.
peace and love we need.

i adore you babe
my one dimpled darling carl
precious gift from above.

my pup is steffi
loves unconditionally
am surely lucky!

my teardrops in bed
i am so lonely see me.
did you ever see sweet bee?

pretty butterfly
come stay by my side today
come to me ...oh come.

Why is it that it's
your fault when people call you
a retard, and they're being assholes?

gibber jabber shit
drivel drivel drivel shit
more stupid drivel

totemo kuchai
anata no oheso
mazui uni

ronnin-san, genki?
nihongo hanashimasu
...is it poetry?

youse struts yer hour
on dis lousy stage, and why?
all to make a buck

punk with a keyboard
should you meet me in person
you would call me sir

Ey PEE...

Idiot who pretends
to be a moron, how dare!
poor and sorry life

(whats the prob, oldie? Had a bad life,
huh? Try sniffing crystal balls,
maybe you'd get a high...bwahahahaaaa!)

Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek

(hohummm...)

Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek

(hohummm...)

My apologies
You ceased to excite me, dear
I am stone, I smile

(ahhm... anthrax is much more exciting
really gets me wet...)

Vermin Goat...

A play all your own
You act, you react, you clap
That is what you want

(soreee dewy, try again, pug)

Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)

Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)

Stop flirting old zit
Zilch or zit are not my type
Maybe an acne

(ya know? dee wand wid yalloh puss?)

to nasty...

Please, you are too kind
I need some more challenge here
what was that again?

(Beat me? like blog, plak, kabloom? Meow,
do not say it, just do it, sweet scum)

..really ash old dude
what wasabe and tofu
....make it sashimi

AHHH, HERE WE GO AGAIN AP

........keep off my handle
......it's exclusively for my
.........mistresses' kisses

this Oktoberfest!
keep the beer and food rolling
it

...sun shines in the east
..golden land of tomorrow
your children march proud

.........TOKORODE

.ice cream cone suckers
.with feta for their flavor
.......society's dregs

(with pee wee for nestea)

.....mox-san, o genki desu ka

.......(i think it was more fun
when u were here round the clock)

watashi wa no ga itai desu, jewel-san tomodachi

watashi wa nodo ga itai, jewel-san tomodachi

ohayo gozaimasu, ash

flip flap flip flap flip
my feet are wet...hear it flip
dont fall, life is sweet.

medieval times
sunni days are here again
messengers of god

say bro, if you see
crying ladies in this place
just lift their skirts up

(..they have goat

a healthy breakfast
stir two eggs, with one hot dog
in pulsating beat

cannot transport now
San Francisco wants him bad
in sweet surrender

(

beam him up, Scottie!
he

please read the manual:
ultra intelligent life forms
should leave planet earth