Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

no more, no more pls.
too much evil in this world.
peace and love we need.
Haiku # 15998, October 13, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by moonflower
i adore you babe
my one dimpled darling carl
precious gift from above.

Haiku # 15997, October 13, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by moonflower
my pup is steffi
loves unconditionally
am surely lucky!
Haiku # 15996, October 13, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by moonflower
my teardrops in bed
i am so lonely see me.
did you ever see sweet bee?

Haiku # 15995, October 13, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by moonflower
pretty butterfly
come stay by my side today
come to me ...oh come.
Haiku # 15994, October 13, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by moonflower
Why is it that it's
your fault when people call you
a retard, and they're being assholes?

Haiku # 15993, October 13, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15992, October 13, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gibber jabber shit
drivel drivel drivel shit
more stupid drivel
Haiku # 15991, October 13, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
totemo kuchai
anata no oheso
mazui uni
Haiku # 15990, October 13, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by feathered goatjin vermin
ronnin-san, genki?
nihongo hanashimasu
...is it poetry?
Haiku # 15989, October 13, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
youse struts yer hour
on dis lousy stage, and why?
all to make a buck
Haiku # 15988, October 13, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin, gettin' paid by the syllable
punk with a keyboard
should you meet me in person
you would call me sir
Haiku # 15987, October 13, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by ap
Ey PEE...

Idiot who pretends
to be a moron, how dare!
poor and sorry life

(whats the prob, oldie? Had a bad life,
huh? Try sniffing crystal balls,
maybe you'd get a high...bwahahahaaaa!)
Haiku # 15986, October 13, 2001 11:19 am ET
by nastier
Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek

(hohummm...)
Haiku # 15985, October 13, 2001 11:15 am ET
by nastier
Whatever you say
Dear, you are way down below
yeah, braid that pew beek

(hohummm...)
Haiku # 15984, October 13, 2001 11:15 am ET
by nastier
My apologies
You ceased to excite me, dear
I am stone, I smile

(ahhm... anthrax is much more exciting
really gets me wet...)
Haiku # 15983, October 13, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Vermina
Vermin Goat...

A play all your own
You act, you react, you clap
That is what you want

(soreee dewy, try again, pug)
Haiku # 15981, October 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Vermina
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)
Haiku # 15980, October 13, 2001 10:59 am ET
by nastier
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)
Haiku # 15979, October 13, 2001 10:59 am ET
by nastier
Stop flirting old zit
Zilch or zit are not my type
Maybe an acne

(ya know? dee wand wid yalloh puss?)
Haiku # 15978, October 13, 2001 10:56 am ET
by nastier
to nasty...

Please, you are too kind
I need some more challenge here
what was that again?

(Beat me? like blog, plak, kabloom? Meow,
do not say it, just do it, sweet scum)
Haiku # 15977, October 13, 2001 10:53 am ET
by nastier

..really ash old dude
what wasabe and tofu
....make it sashimi



Haiku # 15976, October 13, 2001 9:42 am ET
by ronin
AHHH, HERE WE GO AGAIN AP

........keep off my handle
......it's exclusively for my
.........mistresses' kisses
Haiku # 15975, October 13, 2001 9:37 am ET
by ronin
this Oktoberfest!
keep the beer and food rolling
it
Haiku # 15974, October 13, 2001 9:11 am ET
by blues brother

...sun shines in the east
..golden land of tomorrow
your children march proud
Haiku # 15973, October 13, 2001 8:42 am ET
by ronni
.........TOKORODE

.ice cream cone suckers
.with feta for their flavor
.......society's dregs

(with pee wee for nestea)
Haiku # 15972, October 13, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

.....mox-san, o genki desu ka

.......(i think it was more fun
when u were here round the clock)
Haiku # 15971, October 13, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa no ga itai desu, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15970, October 13, 2001 8:31 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa nodo ga itai, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15969, October 13, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ronin

ohayo gozaimasu, ash
Haiku # 15968, October 13, 2001 8:29 am ET
by ronin
flip flap flip flap flip
my feet are wet...hear it flip
dont fall, life is sweet.

Haiku # 15967, October 13, 2001 8:22 am ET
by moonflower
Haiku # 15966, October 13, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15965, October 13, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15964, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15963, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15962, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15961, October 13, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
medieval times
sunni days are here again
messengers of god
Haiku # 15960, October 13, 2001 7:47 am ET
by mellie
say bro, if you see
crying ladies in this place
just lift their skirts up

(..they have goat
Haiku # 15959, October 13, 2001 7:45 am ET
by Brother Esau
a healthy breakfast
stir two eggs, with one hot dog
in pulsating beat
Haiku # 15958, October 13, 2001 7:12 am ET
by Cook of the Day
cannot transport now
San Francisco wants him bad
in sweet surrender

(
Haiku # 15957, October 13, 2001 7:03 am ET
by Cmdr. Data
beam him up, Scottie!
he
Haiku # 15956, October 13, 2001 6:45 am ET
by Cmdr. Picart
please read the manual:
ultra intelligent life forms
should leave planet earth
Haiku # 15955, October 13, 2001 6:36 am ET
by Dr. Spock's warning
oh its you jewel (hello there!)
a little honey did trick
the queen bee to lay

(
Haiku # 15954, October 13, 2001 6:27 am ET
by indiana
ha! ha ha ha ha!
I can die laughing at this
sweet dreams sweetie pie! (mwah)

(
Haiku # 15953, October 13, 2001 6:11 am ET
by indiana
Jewel to Indiana...

A light too far now
Chopin's Etude lingering
Voice calling for One.
Haiku # 15952, October 13, 2001 5:55 am ET
by jewel1
kamaimasen
taishi te koto nai
genki desu ka
Haiku # 15951, October 13, 2001 5:45 am ET
by jewel1
Oopss?got to go now
lonely hearts are calling me
see you later goat !
Haiku # 15950, October 13, 2001 5:00 am ET
by cupid
goat? I remember !
your dad billy whacked henny
you were such a freak

(so cute?so cute)
Haiku # 15949, October 13, 2001 4:50 am ET
by cupid
for eternity
i shall be joining two souls
two shall be as one
Haiku # 15948, October 13, 2001 4:49 am ET
by cupid
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