Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

My apologies
You ceased to excite me, dear
I am stone, I smile

(ahhm... anthrax is much more exciting
really gets me wet...)
Haiku # 15983, October 13, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Vermina
Vermin Goat...

A play all your own
You act, you react, you clap
That is what you want

(soreee dewy, try again, pug)
Haiku # 15981, October 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Vermina
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)
Haiku # 15980, October 13, 2001 10:59 am ET
by nastier
Try braiding that bush
pew beek heya, or curl it stiff
better than your life

(tee hee hee)
Haiku # 15979, October 13, 2001 10:59 am ET
by nastier
Stop flirting old zit
Zilch or zit are not my type
Maybe an acne

(ya know? dee wand wid yalloh puss?)
Haiku # 15978, October 13, 2001 10:56 am ET
by nastier
to nasty...

Please, you are too kind
I need some more challenge here
what was that again?

(Beat me? like blog, plak, kabloom? Meow,
do not say it, just do it, sweet scum)
Haiku # 15977, October 13, 2001 10:53 am ET
by nastier

..really ash old dude
what wasabe and tofu
....make it sashimi



Haiku # 15976, October 13, 2001 9:42 am ET
by ronin
AHHH, HERE WE GO AGAIN AP

........keep off my handle
......it's exclusively for my
.........mistresses' kisses
Haiku # 15975, October 13, 2001 9:37 am ET
by ronin
this Oktoberfest!
keep the beer and food rolling
it
Haiku # 15974, October 13, 2001 9:11 am ET
by blues brother

...sun shines in the east
..golden land of tomorrow
your children march proud
Haiku # 15973, October 13, 2001 8:42 am ET
by ronni
.........TOKORODE

.ice cream cone suckers
.with feta for their flavor
.......society's dregs

(with pee wee for nestea)
Haiku # 15972, October 13, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

.....mox-san, o genki desu ka

.......(i think it was more fun
when u were here round the clock)
Haiku # 15971, October 13, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa no ga itai desu, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15970, October 13, 2001 8:31 am ET
by ronin

watashi wa nodo ga itai, jewel-san tomodachi
Haiku # 15969, October 13, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ronin

ohayo gozaimasu, ash
Haiku # 15968, October 13, 2001 8:29 am ET
by ronin
flip flap flip flap flip
my feet are wet...hear it flip
dont fall, life is sweet.

Haiku # 15967, October 13, 2001 8:22 am ET
by moonflower
Haiku # 15966, October 13, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15965, October 13, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15964, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15963, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15962, October 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15961, October 13, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
medieval times
sunni days are here again
messengers of god
Haiku # 15960, October 13, 2001 7:47 am ET
by mellie
say bro, if you see
crying ladies in this place
just lift their skirts up

(..they have goat
Haiku # 15959, October 13, 2001 7:45 am ET
by Brother Esau
a healthy breakfast
stir two eggs, with one hot dog
in pulsating beat
Haiku # 15958, October 13, 2001 7:12 am ET
by Cook of the Day
cannot transport now
San Francisco wants him bad
in sweet surrender

(
Haiku # 15957, October 13, 2001 7:03 am ET
by Cmdr. Data
beam him up, Scottie!
he
Haiku # 15956, October 13, 2001 6:45 am ET
by Cmdr. Picart
please read the manual:
ultra intelligent life forms
should leave planet earth
Haiku # 15955, October 13, 2001 6:36 am ET
by Dr. Spock's warning
oh its you jewel (hello there!)
a little honey did trick
the queen bee to lay

(
Haiku # 15954, October 13, 2001 6:27 am ET
by indiana
ha! ha ha ha ha!
I can die laughing at this
sweet dreams sweetie pie! (mwah)

(
Haiku # 15953, October 13, 2001 6:11 am ET
by indiana
Jewel to Indiana...

A light too far now
Chopin's Etude lingering
Voice calling for One.
Haiku # 15952, October 13, 2001 5:55 am ET
by jewel1
kamaimasen
taishi te koto nai
genki desu ka
Haiku # 15951, October 13, 2001 5:45 am ET
by jewel1
Oopss?got to go now
lonely hearts are calling me
see you later goat !
Haiku # 15950, October 13, 2001 5:00 am ET
by cupid
goat? I remember !
your dad billy whacked henny
you were such a freak

(so cute?so cute)
Haiku # 15949, October 13, 2001 4:50 am ET
by cupid
for eternity
i shall be joining two souls
two shall be as one
Haiku # 15948, October 13, 2001 4:49 am ET
by cupid
puke and shit cocktail
the specialty of the house
drink up, lil buddy
Haiku # 15947, October 13, 2001 4:17 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, at your service
irony is lost
on these "innocent" cherubs
with their toy arrows
Haiku # 15946, October 13, 2001 4:13 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, and who are you to judge?
hollywood and goat
you two deserve each other
puke and shit cocktail
Haiku # 15945, October 13, 2001 4:02 am ET
by cupid
Haiku # 15944, October 13, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i take it all back
the goat shadow knows nothing
next to hollywood
Haiku # 15943, October 13, 2001 2:08 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, in awe
or "naked cowboy
cucumber fucking grandma"
number one! alright!!!!
Haiku # 15942, October 13, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
search web with Yahoo
for "electronic cockroach
shooting jism" ; wow!
Haiku # 15941, October 13, 2001 2:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
what nastiness lurks
in the hearts of men, or goats?
the goat shadow knows...
Haiku # 15940, October 13, 2001 2:01 am ET
by way before my time, even...
woah said the broken californian
down by the beach that used to be
by the beach
Haiku # 15939, October 13, 2001 1:55 am ET
by WENDY S
really i'm sorry
i won't come back here again
carry on kiddies

your sweet verse somehow
stirred something most foul in me
and now i'm a ghost

but if you need me
i'll be bent over in hell
fucking a demon

Haiku # 15938, October 13, 2001 1:52 am ET
by nasty
(but i kind of doubt
he caught the neutrino pun,
the lil wonder boy)
Haiku # 15937, October 13, 2001 1:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my grocery list:
two dressed chicken, one honey
and a new light bulb

(
Haiku # 15936, October 12, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by indiana
ok, lil' buddy
let's plan to match wits again
in ten thousand years
Haiku # 15935, October 12, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
maybe you should wait
in ten thousand years you just
might be lil
Haiku # 15934, October 12, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by indiana
does the red wire go
with the white one? le
Haiku # 15933, October 12, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by indiana
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