Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

i take it all back
the goat shadow knows nothing
next to hollywood
Haiku # 15943, October 13, 2001 2:08 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, in awe
or "naked cowboy
cucumber fucking grandma"
number one! alright!!!!
Haiku # 15942, October 13, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
search web with Yahoo
for "electronic cockroach
shooting jism" ; wow!
Haiku # 15941, October 13, 2001 2:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
what nastiness lurks
in the hearts of men, or goats?
the goat shadow knows...
Haiku # 15940, October 13, 2001 2:01 am ET
by way before my time, even...
woah said the broken californian
down by the beach that used to be
by the beach
Haiku # 15939, October 13, 2001 1:55 am ET
by WENDY S
really i'm sorry
i won't come back here again
carry on kiddies

your sweet verse somehow
stirred something most foul in me
and now i'm a ghost

but if you need me
i'll be bent over in hell
fucking a demon

Haiku # 15938, October 13, 2001 1:52 am ET
by nasty
(but i kind of doubt
he caught the neutrino pun,
the lil wonder boy)
Haiku # 15937, October 13, 2001 1:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my grocery list:
two dressed chicken, one honey
and a new light bulb

(
Haiku # 15936, October 12, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by indiana
ok, lil' buddy
let's plan to match wits again
in ten thousand years
Haiku # 15935, October 12, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
maybe you should wait
in ten thousand years you just
might be lil
Haiku # 15934, October 12, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by indiana
does the red wire go
with the white one? le
Haiku # 15933, October 12, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by indiana
oh, just diss and run?
gotta love the new breed here.
drink your beer in peace.
Haiku # 15932, October 12, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
music in the air
a refreshing crescendo
please strike me a note
Haiku # 15931, October 12, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by indiana to jewel
my eyes are blinded
by the brightness of your lights
pray my sight restored

(
Haiku # 15930, October 12, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by indiana
just got from the store
one brewed only in Poland
this got to cost me!

(
Haiku # 15929, October 12, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by indiana
i've been a-salted
by a cereal killer!
(no, just some mixed nuts)
Haiku # 15928, October 12, 2001 9:30 pm ET
by lame puns are all you deserve
"impluses...circuits"
if you can't write properly
better not throw stones
Haiku # 15927, October 12, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by dissed by better than you, indy
when raw nerves are touched
electrical impulses
short circuits the brain

(
Haiku # 15926, October 12, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by indiana
try new wheatrinos!
now with so much damn fiber
they pass right through you!
Haiku # 15925, October 12, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin on a new riff
if we wanted your
advice or opinion, we'd
beat it out of ya!
Haiku # 15924, October 12, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.
Haiku # 15923, October 12, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by rez-erection of come, mr. taliban, taliban bananas
mox, this bowing thing
it sounds freudian to me
are you a catcher
Haiku # 15922, October 12, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by ap - to mox, he ain't pitchin'
try new wheat-e-os
now with extra wheat goodness!
it's wheatarrific!
Haiku # 15921, October 12, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by feathered goat vermin
Thanks for making this guestbook available
www.heytim.com
www.heytim.com
Haiku # 15920, October 12, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Wally Hudalla of Troy, Michigan
don't touch my moustache -
now tell me, what in the world
did she mean by that?
Haiku # 15919, October 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by haiku for busy people
bopo anata
ohio cunt's itchy ma
sake sake puke
Haiku # 15918, October 12, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by ap
satire is welcome
beats the livnin' shit outta
the moxiemorons
Haiku # 15917, October 12, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by ap
I've got bad Haikus
My Mouth Busting in and out
Bad Haikus for me
Haiku # 15916, October 12, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by beatnik from the east
just passing some gas
it was meant to be satire
go get your blowjob
Haiku # 15915, October 12, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by breaking wind from the north
zephyr? zephyr? and
so you need a thesaraus?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15914, October 12, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ap
an artic zephyr...
how indispensible is
my thesarus!
Haiku # 15913, October 12, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by to all the bad poets out there
soft autumn breezes
portend the coming winter
i need a blow job
Haiku # 15912, October 12, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by ap
mox will suck your cock
just show him a little "nice"
now, about the bow
Haiku # 15911, October 12, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ap
gosh, now i'm sorry :(
can't we all just get along??
nope, fuck you boneheads

(a haa ha ha ha)
Haiku # 15910, October 12, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by nasty
a mongoloid said
don't give unasked opinions
that's real good advice

(i'm talking to you, mongoloid! :) )

Haiku # 15909, October 12, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by nasty
ronin you douchebag
i'm laughing at you right now
your dick is tiny
Haiku # 15908, October 12, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by nasty
kowai, kawaii
both fit..i would mix them up
"accidentally"
Haiku # 15907, October 12, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by goatjin
post-revolution
we'll be able to know who
is who, and what's what
Haiku # 15906, October 12, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by nasty goat...but not the nasty, or nastier or nastiest by any means
Haiku # 15905, October 12, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I bow before you
shocked to be accepted in honor!
Peace be unto you
Haiku # 15904, October 12, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Moxie

kunichiwa, mox-san
Haiku # 15903, October 12, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by ronin
The acquired tastes
for saki and many other
things takes some time
Haiku # 15902, October 12, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Moxie

it's all just harmless needling, i suppose
Haiku # 15901, October 12, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by ronin

and, i suppose, so have i
Haiku # 15900, October 12, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ronin
Latin I should know
yet the oxymoron is wisdom
can be found even in the "fool"

even in the distateful statements
I have certainly played a fool at times
Haiku # 15899, October 12, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15898, October 12, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

...the world is a mirror
of our nature, i suppose
a doppelganger of sorts

...(quid pro quo, et al)
Haiku # 15897, October 12, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by ronin
we are reflections of one another
if the water is calm, we are calm
if the watter ripples, we all ripple
Haiku # 15896, October 12, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15895, October 12, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If I am a "predator"
Still, I feel devoured by the psychic vampire
i have been called by some

words have deadly effect if taken in the soul
Haiku # 15894, October 12, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Moxie
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