satire is welcome
beats the livnin' shit outta
the moxiemorons

I've got bad Haikus
My Mouth Busting in and out
Bad Haikus for me

just passing some gas
it was meant to be satire
go get your blowjob

zephyr? zephyr? and
so you need a thesaraus?
grandma has a cock

an artic zephyr...
how indispensible is
my thesarus!

soft autumn breezes
portend the coming winter
i need a blow job

mox will suck your cock
just show him a little "nice"
now, about the bow

gosh, now i'm sorry :(
can't we all just get along??
nope, fuck you boneheads

(a haa ha ha ha)

a mongoloid said
don't give unasked opinions
that's real good advice

(i'm talking to you, mongoloid! :) )

ronin you douchebag
i'm laughing at you right now
your dick is tiny

kowai, kawaii
both fit..i would mix them up
"accidentally"

post-revolution
we'll be able to know who
is who, and what's what

I bow before you
shocked to be accepted in honor!
Peace be unto you

kunichiwa, mox-san

The acquired tastes
for saki and many other
things takes some time

it's all just harmless needling, i suppose

and, i suppose, so have i

Latin I should know
yet the oxymoron is wisdom
can be found even in the "fool"

even in the distateful statements
I have certainly played a fool at times

...the world is a mirror
of our nature, i suppose
a doppelganger of sorts

...(quid pro quo, et al)

we are reflections of one another
if the water is calm, we are calm
if the watter ripples, we all ripple

If I am a "predator"
Still, I feel devoured by the psychic vampire
i have been called by some

words have deadly effect if taken in the soul

Mankind is flawed
but that humanity of all
gives us that which makes us whole

Hmm, I do have patience
if it was misdirected, then
that is madness

But, I just got on!

....a paradox of sorts
...........i suppose
to be one's own master

in a way, yes...to be free

fuck! i don't believe it!

like, you've been here for 24 hrs?

such patience characteristic of predators.

Ronin, to be a masterless samurai?
Does that mean?
To be one's own master?

nasty wa BAKERO desu ne

the main question is?
is the world big enoug for us all?
or do writers have ego battles too?

.,.nasty with below IDOIT IQ
regardless of volume, STUPID
..........it's still quality

.,.nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume, stupid
..........it's still quality

..nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume stupid
..........it's still quality

the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
now run the White House office

the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
no run the White House office

Intellectual
The property on the web
Is wasted on such.

A good RULE of thumb
If an opinion is not
asked, why give it? Fool!

(you really want to kill this site
don't you? with your farty shit you
cant even submit nor have friends, shit you!)

You want real bad shit?
Old farty wart, too proud cock
Out of the league dung!

(and you are jealous!!! fuck you!)

Shove grass down your throat
Your opinion was not sought
lower than idiot!!

Good old Carlo Marx,
where have thou gone in time of
void? ...Politicking?

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Religion is not
an Opiate, anymore,
since the old tube.

(Too bad ol' Carlo wasn't born
in the 50's, 1950's that is)

The grass will still grow
and the leaves will still fall
no matter how much you swear at the weather

i do disagree
my opinion's no rule but
sand in your pussy

I don't know if we
can be Gen X direct but
do we protect our own

with a bit of tact?

If there aint nothin
wrong with the haiku, leave it
or write some nil shit!!!

(I hate zits like you!!!)

So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)

So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)