Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

in a way, yes...to be free
Haiku # 15890 October 12, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by ronin

fuck! i don't believe it!

like, you've been here for 24 hrs?

such patience characteristic of predators.
Haiku # 15889 October 12, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by ronin
Ronin, to be a masterless samurai?
Does that mean?
To be one's own master?
Haiku # 15888 October 12, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Moxie

nasty wa BAKERO desu ne
Haiku # 15887 October 12, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by ronin
the main question is?
is the world big enoug for us all?
or do writers have ego battles too?
Haiku # 15886 October 12, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Moxie

.,.nasty with below IDOIT IQ
regardless of volume, STUPID
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15885 October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by ronin
Haiku # 15884 October 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

.,.nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume, stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15883 October 12, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by ronin

..nasty with below idiot IQ
regardless of volume stupid
..........it's still quality
Haiku # 15882 October 12, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by ronin
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
now run the White House office
Haiku # 15881 October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the opinions of one
who many consider a fool
no run the White House office
Haiku # 15880 October 12, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie
Intellectual
The property on the web
Is wasted on such.
Haiku # 15879 October 12, 2001 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A good RULE of thumb
If an opinion is not
asked, why give it? Fool!

(you really want to kill this site
don't you? with your farty shit you
cant even submit nor have friends, shit you!)
Haiku # 15878 October 12, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by nastier
You want real bad shit?
Old farty wart, too proud cock
Out of the league dung!

(and you are jealous!!! fuck you!)
Haiku # 15877 October 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by nastier
Shove grass down your throat
Your opinion was not sought
lower than idiot!!
Haiku # 15876 October 12, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by nastier
Good old Carlo Marx,
where have thou gone in time of
void? ...Politicking?

(A message from our sponsors goes here)
Haiku # 15875 October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Religion is not
an Opiate, anymore,
since the old tube.

(Too bad ol' Carlo wasn't born
in the 50's, 1950's that is)
Haiku # 15874 October 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The grass will still grow
and the leaves will still fall
no matter how much you swear at the weather
Haiku # 15873 October 12, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Moxie
i do disagree
my opinion's no rule but
sand in your pussy
Haiku # 15872 October 12, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by nasty
I don't know if we
can be Gen X direct but
do we protect our own

with a bit of tact?
Haiku # 15871 October 12, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by Moxie of I'm liking the haikus I see people write a lot better than fighting!
If there aint nothin
wrong with the haiku, leave it
or write some nil shit!!!

(I hate zits like you!!!)
Haiku # 15870 October 12, 2001 11:51 am ET
by nastier I_HATE_RULES!!!
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15869 October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
So wise guy nasty
I see you know the damn word
can't you see idiot?

(who the fuck are you to say the rules?)
Haiku # 15868 October 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by nastytoo
Too old for wet dreams
too young to die, such a shit!
a wasted poor life!

(and i have no zit! shit!)
Haiku # 15867 October 12, 2001 11:43 am ET
by another 12 yr old
The old Monks of Emptiness
Walking the streets with no identity
Basket headed, living in their own world
Haiku # 15866 October 12, 2001 11:42 am ET
by Moxie
Cheap old good will shirts
still work as a kind of tee
ragged but they work
Haiku # 15865 October 12, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
jesus christ nova!
the goal here isn't volume
you goddamned moron
Haiku # 15864 October 12, 2001 11:38 am ET
by nasty
this site reminds me
of being in junior high
wasted talk and zits
Haiku # 15863 October 12, 2001 11:08 am ET
by 12yearsold (again)
the u.s. has air
superiority since
afghans have no planes

the ones they used up
september eleventh were
borrowed anyway.
Haiku # 15862 October 12, 2001 10:55 am ET
by unconceding of hey mr. taliban, taliban bananas.
From under the tree
Siddharta Boddhisattva
Wafts to the cosmos
Haiku # 15861 October 12, 2001 9:46 am ET
by Nova
greed, cold, raw power
Marxist-Leninist discourse
Socalists unite!
Haiku # 15860 October 12, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Nova
Croissant, nectarine
Iced frothy Frappuccino
Unopened Sangria
Haiku # 15859 October 12, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Nova
In my dreams you're real
You hold me tight in your arms
Till the next dream comes...
Haiku # 15858 October 12, 2001 9:22 am ET
by Nova
You are perfection:
Apollo reincarnated
distant, out of reach...
Haiku # 15857 October 12, 2001 9:15 am ET
by Nova
cold nights, frosty air
root beer , some scary movie
wish you were with me
Haiku # 15856 October 12, 2001 9:07 am ET
by Nova
wasabe tofu
sakura kamikaze
hai teppanyaki !
Haiku # 15855 October 12, 2001 8:54 am ET
by ash

sora wa aoi desu
kono hana wa shiroi desu
kono shashin wa shirokuro desu
Haiku # 15854 October 12, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ronin

maido arigato gozaimashita
.........anata kirei na
...........jewel-sama
Haiku # 15853 October 12, 2001 8:32 am ET
by ronin

..dozo o haire kudasai
yoroshiku onegaishimas
...ki o tsukete kudasai
Haiku # 15852 October 12, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ronin

...anata wa itsu
itsu tsukimashita'n
...desu ka, ruby
Haiku # 15851 October 12, 2001 8:20 am ET
by ronin

konban wa softwind
.'nata no kokuseki
...wa nan desu ka
Haiku # 15850 October 12, 2001 8:18 am ET
by ronin
..SUMIMASEN, NOVA-SAMA

.........irasshaimase
this is quite a snake pit here
..........ki o tsukete
Haiku # 15849 October 12, 2001 8:16 am ET
by ronin
Out of old Edo
Marches the maverick soul
Samurai, Ronin
Haiku # 15848 October 12, 2001 8:00 am ET
by Nova
white sands, turquoise sea
dark mountains, vast vault of sky
Edgar Allan Poe

Haiku # 15847 October 12, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Nova

moshi moshi
Haiku # 15846 October 12, 2001 7:55 am ET
by ronin
a warm, cozy night
Robert Frost, hot chocolate
Bruce Willis movie
Haiku # 15845 October 12, 2001 7:48 am ET
by Nova
A pandemonium
and a gem at proof-reading
"been there, done that" stuff
Haiku # 15844 October 12, 2001 7:43 am ET
by jewel1
lyre and flute tonight
softwind... the scent of lilac
a fly in my nose

(bite the dust, ash)
Haiku # 15843 October 12, 2001 7:34 am ET
by jewel1
softly the wind blows
my hair is tussled and free
unshackled spirit
Haiku # 15842 October 12, 2001 7:26 am ET
by Nova
nova is my friend
sweetest i've ever seen.
Haiku # 15841 October 12, 2001 7:17 am ET
by softwind