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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
softly the wind blows
my hair is tussled and free
unshackled spirit
Haiku # 15842 October 12, 2001 7:26 am ET
by Nova
nova is my friend
sweetest i've ever seen.
Haiku # 15841 October 12, 2001 7:17 am ET
by softwind
Senseless rage, hatred
Is it from the underworld
where Lucifer rules?
Haiku # 15840 October 12, 2001 6:56 am ET
by Nova
weapons raining down
making a meal of people
it's not just desert



(or just dessert....... every new corpse had friends too)
Haiku # 15839 October 12, 2001 6:43 am ET
by ash
Poetry lives on
In the souls of great people
Never forgotten
Haiku # 15838 October 12, 2001 6:19 am ET
by Nova
The sun shines brightly
The moon and stars gaze at us
The clouds above float
Haiku # 15837 October 12, 2001 6:16 am ET
by Ruby
A night for Nova
been given a million stars
to dozzle and shine
Haiku # 15836 October 12, 2001 6:06 am ET
by Ruby
don't have time to fight
haiku is short poetry
to uplift the soul
Haiku # 15834 October 12, 2001 5:59 am ET
by Nova
ooops, another err
"take" instead of "make" you see
what would you do now?

(blink me to death? pppfffrrt!
Haiku # 15833 October 12, 2001 5:54 am ET
by jewel1
Hello there Goku!
Seems you don't share the same thoughts
as grampy down there

Haiku # 15832 October 12, 2001 5:51 am ET
by jewel1
Nice try gentleman
We are not homosexuals
We are both women

(see, grampy? forgot to make your
geriatric pills again? I'll get
you some, dearie)
Haiku # 15831 October 12, 2001 5:48 am ET
by jewel1
HeLLo tO RubY
liKe The eXqUisiTe ReD GeM
sO fiNe, So PreCioUs

AnD tO Dear NovA
WhO shiNes liKe A MillioN sTarS
RaDiatiNg FiNessE
Haiku # 15830 October 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by goku
meanwhile, back on mars
a massive dust storm rages
don't plan on camping
Haiku # 15829 October 12, 2001 5:22 am ET
by feathered goat vermin, of course (realbadhaiku is still in development)
nova, pardon me -
these flowery romantics
kind of sound alike
Haiku # 15828 October 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
zounds and forsooth, knight -
thou hath etched thy love in ol'
Jewel's steamy bossom
Haiku # 15827 October 12, 2001 5:14 am ET
by (am i getting it right?)
How could I forget
a beautiful dream of you
etched deep in my heart?
Haiku # 15826 October 12, 2001 3:43 am ET
by Nova
take me to our place
where the sea kisses the sky
our private garden
Haiku # 15825 October 12, 2001 3:41 am ET
by Nova
in the still evening
the aftertaste of vodka,
lingers on my lips
Haiku # 15824 October 12, 2001 3:38 am ET
by Nova
Snow in the woodland
rodents burried deep below
a wayward robin

(goku, meet Nova and Ruby, our newest
friends)
Haiku # 15823 October 12, 2001 3:33 am ET
by jewel1
BeEn WaNtiNg a BenZ
sEttlEd For A Bug iNstEaD
mY fiRsT GerMaN cAr
Haiku # 15822 October 12, 2001 2:09 am ET
by goku
in the starry night
where small dewdrops touch the leaves
there i will see you
Haiku # 15821 October 12, 2001 1:59 am ET
by Nova
Ghosts of World War II
The haunting lives forever
When will it all end?
Haiku # 15820 October 12, 2001 1:49 am ET
by Nova
An imperial line
The Kokutai leaves imprints
on everyone's soul
Haiku # 15819 October 12, 2001 1:46 am ET
by Nova
Flashes of mem'ry
The Jigsaw pieces forming
Haiku on my mind
Haiku # 15818 October 12, 2001 1:43 am ET
by Nova
My own native land,
Philippines, my Pilippines,
our own native land.

Haiku # 15817 October 12, 2001 1:37 am ET
by Ruby
Mid-summer nights
In calm/crazy october
mixed emotions.
Haiku # 15816 October 12, 2001 1:32 am ET
by Fellow Narrator of www.geocities.comalkieboy2000
The breathtaking dusk
At Long Beach where we last talked
The memory lives
Haiku # 15815 October 12, 2001 1:22 am ET
by Nova
Neon lights ablaze
We stroll towards Griffith park
Our name in the stars
Haiku # 15814 October 12, 2001 1:19 am ET
by Nova
the noonday sun's heat
glaring, blazing, relentless
Rip Van Winkle sleeps
Haiku # 15813 October 12, 2001 1:13 am ET
by Nova
the noonday sun's heat
glaring, blazing, relentless
Rip Van Winkle sleeps
Haiku # 15812 October 12, 2001 1:13 am ET
by Nova
the noonday sun's heat
glaring, blazing, relentless
Rip Van Winkle sleeps
Haiku # 15811 October 12, 2001 1:13 am ET
by Nova
a haiku for you
this is all i can give you
for you are my friend
Haiku # 15810 October 12, 2001 1:11 am ET
by Ruby
The birds in the sky
Like the stars in the night sky
Are visions of grace
Haiku # 15809 October 12, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Ruby
Fair-skinned little prince
You do not know fear, horror
Meet Kyle, everyone
Haiku # 15808 October 12, 2001 12:56 am ET
by Nova
My own gallant prince
Armed with books, pens, history
Ryan saunters in
Haiku # 15807 October 12, 2001 12:52 am ET
by Nova
My small masterpiece
sent to me by an angel
Baby Stephanie
Haiku # 15806 October 12, 2001 12:47 am ET
by Nova
a dazzling lady
with small ballerina toes
Lauren tiptoes in
Haiku # 15805 October 12, 2001 12:43 am ET
by Nova
in the earlydawn
my soul hungers, thirsts for you
For you are my God
Haiku # 15804 October 12, 2001 12:38 am ET
by Nova
Battles, bloodshed, War
Have you not learned from history?
The missiles blast on
Haiku # 15803 October 12, 2001 12:35 am ET
by Nova
Battles, bloodshed, War
Have you not learned from history?
The missiles blast on
Haiku # 15802 October 12, 2001 12:35 am ET
by Nova
Bizaare, relentless
are you, rage of Washington
why are you so mad?
Haiku # 15801 October 12, 2001 12:30 am ET
by Nova
in the pale blue sky
I see your sensuous eyes
Inviting, gazing
Haiku # 15800 October 12, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Nova
writhing in deep pain
samurai, fight to the death
for honor, glory
Haiku # 15799 October 12, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Nova
lazy days hot nights
watched the sunset's fiery hues
fade into the night
Haiku # 15798 October 12, 2001 12:19 am ET
by Nova
a myriad stars now
Athena Venus arise
touch the heart and soul
Haiku # 15797 October 12, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Nova
a pristine garden
Meet you by the moonlit lake
where dreams merge tonight
Haiku # 15796 October 12, 2001 12:14 am ET
by Nova
hot, passionate nights
Go to the 7th heaven
i'l be there for you
Haiku # 15795 October 12, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Nova
the pear trees glisten
O that i would have life, love
eternal, my soul
Haiku # 15794 October 12, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Nova
Of magical, pert nights
knights all ready for a cause
swords clashing at sea?
Haiku # 15793 October 12, 2001 12:04 am ET
by jewel1
In the ocean deep
Camelot's sword, Merlin's magic
valiant knights story
Haiku # 15792 October 12, 2001 12:02 am ET
by Nova