Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

hot, passionate nights
Go to the 7th heaven
i'l be there for you
Haiku # 15795, October 12, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Nova
the pear trees glisten
O that i would have life, love
eternal, my soul
Haiku # 15794, October 12, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Nova
Of magical, pert nights
knights all ready for a cause
swords clashing at sea?
Haiku # 15793, October 12, 2001 12:04 am ET
by jewel1
In the ocean deep
Camelot's sword, Merlin's magic
valiant knights story
Haiku # 15792, October 12, 2001 12:02 am ET
by Nova
The jaw dropped till floor
blank stare head askance musing
Bless us, a Jap is here!
Haiku # 15791, October 12, 2001 12:01 am ET
by jewel1
search the world go out
find wisdom, knowledge, life love
Jinzai! musuko
Haiku # 15790, October 11, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by Nova
The blessed baby
an angel at night, asleep
a fright by daylight
Haiku # 15789, October 11, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by jewel1
Geared full of ammos
we wait, a phalanx
of ghosts and spirits
Haiku # 15788, October 11, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by jewel1
An angel gazes,
I look at the face of love
Stephanie by night
Haiku # 15787, October 11, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Nova
the cannons blast off
Perry sends the daimyos out
Fukoku-kyohei
Haiku # 15786, October 11, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Nova
The great dam opens
spilling nuggets all at once
Now we shall prove it
Haiku # 15785, October 11, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by jewel1
Haiku # 15784, October 11, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by jewel1
The world beyond this
a secret we share of our
ancestry so loved
Haiku # 15783, October 11, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by jewel1
In the still, dark night,
Himiko shudders in fright
The hungry ghost looms
Haiku # 15782, October 11, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Nova
Go check the cookies
Champagne bottles and cheese
Our Nova is here
Haiku # 15781, October 11, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by jewel1
From the underworld,
the souls of my ancestors
cross the bridge beyond
Haiku # 15780, October 11, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Nova
Peach, orange, pink
The cherry blossoms whispher
Of cool nights lazy summers
Haiku # 15779, October 11, 2001 11:36 pm ET
by Nova
rain drops on the trees
the blue-black clouds beckon
to walk in the park
Haiku # 15778, October 11, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by Nova
His day looms closer
soon, in plethora of souls
Spica wavering
Haiku # 15777, October 11, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by jewel1
On the river Styx
Old Nick shrouded, holding sycthe
faces Oberon
Haiku # 15776, October 11, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by jewel1
oh, its you again
would you want another fit
or be dressed chicken
Haiku # 15775, October 11, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by indiana
twins buy pricy suit
poor fit refund sought pronto
Want Armani back!
Haiku # 15774, October 11, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i have more fun here
than anyone except mox
murder is exempt
Haiku # 15773, October 11, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ap
the icecream flamb
Haiku # 15772, October 11, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by ap
not mine right below
chickenshit motherfucker
using my handle
Haiku # 15771, October 11, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by ap
i like coffee now
beer took a little longer
mox: eternity
Haiku # 15770, October 11, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Too much bubble gum
Jaw gets tired from chewing
But still it tastes good.
Haiku # 15769, October 11, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by WK
Here they are writing
I was waiting, baited breath
For another smile
Haiku # 15768, October 11, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15767, October 11, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, Moxie is quite
an acquired taste and some
never do like it too much
Haiku # 15766, October 11, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
i finally come
giving myself a facial
smiling for my fans
Haiku # 15765, October 11, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by AP
sometimes the real thing
is worse than imitation...
case in point below
Haiku # 15764, October 11, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that was actually quite funny...
Haiku # 15763, October 11, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Real Mox
i like fucking dogs
each day brings me a new chance
to fuck a new dog
Haiku # 15762, October 11, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
I flush the poopy
Down my porcelian goddess
Stink has left the room
Haiku # 15761, October 11, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15760, October 11, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shit happens...
flush it...
Haiku # 15759, October 11, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, that's what the truth is,
a bored little kid on the other end
not worth bothering with because they're probably not that smart
Haiku # 15758, October 11, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Boredom setting in
I was laughing yesterday
Where did they all go?
Haiku # 15757, October 11, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
islamic anthrax??
came from genetically
fucked labratories.

no crime in selling!
3-4-3 billion$ still can't
protect headquarters.
Haiku # 15756, October 11, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by flip ant of play it again, oSAMa
Brown pie tastes just like
The special Jelly bean pie
But missing the spite.
Haiku # 15755, October 11, 2001 10:26 am ET
by WK
Wake up with crap in
my mouth, grampa tastes so good
i love his brown pie
Haiku # 15754, October 11, 2001 10:24 am ET
by WK
I blink and wake up
Haiku is no way to start
A decent morning!
Haiku # 15753, October 11, 2001 9:35 am ET
by WK
when there are no more
what on earth will happen then?
next comes plan obit
Haiku # 15752, October 11, 2001 4:55 am ET
by mellie
PoEtrY iN CoUrT?
MuSt bE a SiGhT tO WitNeSs
ProSeCutiOn ReStS
Haiku # 15751, October 11, 2001 4:52 am ET
by goku
that celestial
extraterrestrial dude -
the man in the moon
Haiku # 15750, October 11, 2001 4:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
erratum...

JuDgE SeEMed VeRy plEaSed
Haiku # 15749, October 11, 2001 3:38 am ET
by goku
AcCuSed...a nO ShOw
ToOk The StAnD AnD SaId My PiEcE
JuDgEd seEmEd vErY PlEaSed
Haiku # 15748, October 11, 2001 3:33 am ET
by goku
the moon is slowly
moving away with each turn
t-rex saw it best
Haiku # 15747, October 11, 2001 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a CeLeBraTioN
fOr A cOuRt BaTtLe ThAts WoN
PeRriEr JouEt FloWs!
Haiku # 15746, October 11, 2001 3:28 am ET
by goku
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