Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

PoEtrY iN CoUrT?
MuSt bE a SiGhT tO WitNeSs
ProSeCutiOn ReStS
Haiku # 15751, October 11, 2001 4:52 am ET
by goku
that celestial
extraterrestrial dude -
the man in the moon
Haiku # 15750, October 11, 2001 4:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
erratum...

JuDgE SeEMed VeRy plEaSed
Haiku # 15749, October 11, 2001 3:38 am ET
by goku
AcCuSed...a nO ShOw
ToOk The StAnD AnD SaId My PiEcE
JuDgEd seEmEd vErY PlEaSed
Haiku # 15748, October 11, 2001 3:33 am ET
by goku
the moon is slowly
moving away with each turn
t-rex saw it best
Haiku # 15747, October 11, 2001 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a CeLeBraTioN
fOr A cOuRt BaTtLe ThAts WoN
PeRriEr JouEt FloWs!
Haiku # 15746, October 11, 2001 3:28 am ET
by goku
Vino Sangrea
Con chorizoz catalan
a noche la paz
Haiku # 15745, October 11, 2001 3:13 am ET
by jewel1
some Bordeaux, monsieur?
el hombre left hurriedly
with empty bottle
Haiku # 15744, October 10, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by indiana
another birthday
planet orbits way too fast
moreso each new year
Haiku # 15743, October 10, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by ash
Goddam nose itches
Like snorting ground fiberglass
Fuckin' allergies!!
Haiku # 15742, October 10, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by O. Sammy bin Louden Wainright III
my newest dessert
two piles of icecream flamb
Haiku # 15741, October 10, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by ash
drink that special wine
while I finish my novel
Haiku # 15740, October 10, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by indiana
of course, we can drink!
spirits collected with time
one reserved for fools

(
Haiku # 15739, October 10, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by indiana
good idea, indy
you'll need to get your strength up
to write dumb haiku
Haiku # 15738, October 10, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
constantly slipping
how long till we next slide to
the world of the dumb

(
Haiku # 15737, October 10, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by indiana
inconsiderate
inconsistencies bomb there.
allah's just deserts.
Haiku # 15736, October 10, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by unconceding
lay it all out mox
you work at denny's? ooo fahhh!
that explains a lot!
Haiku # 15735, October 10, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
now for the new name
jellybean pie! yes! that's it!
jellybean pie is?
Haiku # 15734, October 10, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
mayonaise, ok
we should call it mayonaise
or jellybean pie
Haiku # 15733, October 10, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
this is all too good
even the moxiemorons
cunt cheese is funny
Haiku # 15732, October 10, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
mixing metaphors
can cause nausea and headaches
better stick to whine
Haiku # 15731, October 10, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by feathered donkey/goat vermin that bites
Humpin Hannahs sign
Evenings and Weekends $3.00
Is what I see here
Haiku # 15730, October 10, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Clean Poet of ????
the description of
female smegma was good too,
lets have more of that..

the ku not the peeeeuuuuu...!
Haiku # 15729, October 10, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You could not help it
I like the poem, teasing
the punks wasting space
Haiku # 15728, October 10, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by WyldKyss
I cannot believe
I've managed to get myself
Into this again.
Haiku # 15727, October 10, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Deirdra of Ridgeland, MS
I cultivate it
Goat cheese in my naughty bit
Just for you to eat!
Haiku # 15726, October 10, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by WK
what is this strange cheese
that frosts the folds of my cunt?
it tastes like feta
Haiku # 15725, October 10, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by WK
And insults are fun
This is why Flame Wars will start
Don't you know this yet?
Haiku # 15724, October 10, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by WK
No offense to him
But I can not be bullied
In haiku like Mox
Haiku # 15723, October 10, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by WK
I ask politely
He is mean. But I won't pout
I am curious.
Haiku # 15722, October 10, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no more jelly bean pie
you two like it in the ass
you sorry bastards
Haiku # 15721, October 10, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by cheese
Why am I such a
Cumhead? I bite my fingers
and scream like a girl....
Haiku # 15720, October 10, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by WK
Since you take my name
I will take the one you used
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15719, October 10, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nana and I go
Bowling, I make sure I pick
up her splits with tongue!
Haiku # 15718, October 10, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by WK
I ask quite nicely
And I will be insistant
Jelly Bean Pie Is?
Haiku # 15717, October 10, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by WK
God help me, I can't
Stop eating twinkies and ice
please kneel at my dung!
Haiku # 15716, October 10, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by WK
Don't you eat that snow
It is where the huskies go
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15715, October 10, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by WK
don't eat the yellow
scripture in the snow moxie
you are so holy
Haiku # 15714, October 10, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You do not know but
Maybe I would. It's funny.
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15713, October 10, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by WK
cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rake his back...

mox you are fucked
Haiku # 15712, October 10, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cloven-hoofed bambi
steps on Moxies soft pink foot,
antlers rack his back...

mox you are fucked
Haiku # 15711, October 10, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
John 3:16
written in the snow in
that manner? Is that kosher?
Haiku # 15710, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Do good to those who
would do evil to you
and don't hold back/
Haiku # 15709, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Mox
In my own urine
I make a yellow angel
and call it Jesus
Haiku # 15708, October 10, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by WK
Confession holds you back
standing naked and the recourse...
swear at the pope, bless your enemies/
Haiku # 15707, October 10, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Moxie
G rated porn films
desire naked bambis
going after thumpers
Haiku # 15706, October 10, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Moxie
And now I wonder
Would you please tell me AP
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15705, October 10, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by WK
associated power and the backstab
no reaction, moves on
reaction, feeds a lustful life with no recourse
bullying is a substitute for orgasm and love
Haiku # 15704, October 10, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Moxie
What I have, you see
Is yum Strawberry Soda
Japanese are great.
Haiku # 15703, October 10, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by WK
I love you too AP
Haiku # 15702, October 10, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Moxie
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