Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
And now I wonder
Would you please tell me AP
Jelly bean pie is?
Haiku # 15705 October 10, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by WK
associated power and the backstab
no reaction, moves on
reaction, feeds a lustful life with no recourse
bullying is a substitute for orgasm and love
Haiku # 15704 October 10, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Moxie
What I have, you see
Is yum Strawberry Soda
Japanese are great.
Haiku # 15703 October 10, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by WK
I love you too AP
Haiku # 15702 October 10, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Moxie
with the haiku less in the take and
given who I am that powerful
typing routine and I'm not even looking at the damn
keyboard, my God
Haiku # 15701 October 10, 2001 2:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Dear daddy, I smell
like jelly bean christmas pie
lick me clean savior!
Haiku # 15700 October 10, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Moxie
Are liberals bored?
so are some conservatives
Wallace Stevens was an accountant and
a poet
Haiku # 15699 October 10, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh Lord have mercy
Bisexual Christians on the take
living at home and working at Denny's?

That's funny
Haiku # 15698 October 10, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Moxie
I wonder if he
hides behind the shadows
a sniper in the towers

shooting, rubber bands at me :P
Haiku # 15697 October 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Have you heard the song
That I like, Spank My Bootie
See? I do not hurt.
Haiku # 15696 October 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by WK
Please notice in that
Anyonymous Poet is
Better than forging.
Haiku # 15695 October 10, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by WK
Well, aren't you telling
me to get your own?
I wonder if these birds are human?

Or just dogs?
Haiku # 15694 October 10, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Moxie
God, I love humping
My mom's couch pillows but she
beats me like a dog.....
Haiku # 15693 October 10, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by WK
how many kids in school get slammed
into lockers and then turn around
smack you once, and you said "um,
I'll leave you alone"
Haiku # 15692 October 10, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by Moxie
izzat that? something about
Big Dogs peeing on the fence
and it's not human
if they were they'd understand
Haiku # 15691 October 10, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Mox
Are you in class?
Waster of online work time?
Why don't you go work?
Haiku # 15690 October 10, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by WK
my dear sir, you want to be me
I like leather chokers and gothic women
now pretend all you want
Haiku # 15689 October 10, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Give me a Ice Cream
Enema, smear your hot fudge
on to thine titties
Haiku # 15688 October 10, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some respond like Columbine
after years of abuse
bang, bang, bang...

such is the mentality of the terrorists I think
Haiku # 15687 October 10, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Moxie
Insults roll right off
Like a duck's wet back, but some
React, get picked on.
Haiku # 15686 October 10, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by WK
how can one save one's life
when one is already dead?
the debate is addiction!

when it ends, and there is no one else to pick on
what do you have left?
Haiku # 15685 October 10, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Moxie
We will save you life,
invest with us, deposit
all your life with us.

mox you greedy boy
Haiku # 15684 October 10, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
even after all you've said
and, that's why I have to go and get
a real life and prove myself to myself
Haiku # 15683 October 10, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 15682 October 10, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the real truth is
I would actually save you life
if I had to were something real happening
Haiku # 15681 October 10, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Moxie
the terrorists were bullies with secret lives
they would do anything to anyone
for a slice of an imaginary heaven
Haiku # 15680 October 10, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Moxie
we are terrorists,
you? Moxie?...world trade centre,
falling forever
Haiku # 15679 October 10, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these little power fantasies
are as suicide, gothyness, the taboo
all to make one feel over what one cannot control
Haiku # 15678 October 10, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by Mox
Why did I try it?
You are all without hope and
Waste bandwidth often.
Haiku # 15677 October 10, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by WK
Moxie's clipped plop, plop!
the jewels fall, voice rises..
hail Moxinnia

you bitch!
Haiku # 15676 October 10, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15675 October 10, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the real ron is a
nice guy he would'nt write such
stuff, Mox! you suck cock!!??
Haiku # 15674 October 10, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
when she clips twice
please delete the whole thing
and leave it to the wind
Haiku # 15673 October 10, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Mox
joke on bro
I wonder if I can regain control of life
if it will end
it's depression this place is depressing
but it's like I believe if I express it
it will be gone and people will see
Haiku # 15672 October 10, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Mox
joke on bro
I wonder if I can regain control of life
if it will end
it's depression this place is depressing
but it's like I believe if I express it
it will be gone and people will see
Haiku # 15671 October 10, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Mox
slick evil penis
slips into moxies dry hole
moxie's pen dribbles
Haiku # 15670 October 10, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by ron
write for real
do so, I want to live
I am bisexual btw so that's why it stung
but I'm going through job changes
that's not fun
Haiku # 15669 October 10, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by Moxie
who us? hookas. who?
U us. U us A? WHO US?
breath anthrax moxie.
Haiku # 15668 October 10, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by ron
Ok have to bail
from this handle too, from now
on all ron's not me
Haiku # 15667 October 10, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by ron
Who, us, write for real?
People on here know not how.
That is why they stay.
Childish ranting,
Bicker, steal names, and tell fibs,
They think they are smart.
Haiku virgins show,
Even they can see the lie
Are you really slick?
Haiku # 15666 October 10, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by WK
the last link of desperation
he'll never do it they laugh
and when he does do they laugh
or stop, pause and really think?
i cannot see Moxie when I am gone
Haiku # 15665 October 10, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm leaving the internet permanently...
Maybe with that action taken you'll write real poems
Haiku # 15664 October 10, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Mox
oh, beam me up...!
Haiku # 15663 October 10, 2001 1:35 pm ET
by Mox
hey now, hairy men!!!!
we should hook up Mox i am
hairy and horny!
Haiku # 15662 October 10, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by scottie
ahem...

excuse me? two week notice here...
Haiku # 15661 October 10, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Moxie
I love hairy men
Splash that hot Man-Butter on
my frigid fat face!
Haiku # 15660 October 10, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Mox
'Bout fucking time we
Bombed those devil diaper heads
Taliban corpses!
Haiku # 15659 October 10, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by This_Ain't_Allah
When there's nothing left to lose
you might as well play it all
and realize it's time to win
xxx
Haiku # 15658 October 10, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Mox
They'll keep killing and
selling, swearing, eating, and
will do so till Smackdown
Haiku # 15657 October 10, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Mox
The true dharma is
sown at the end of life when
all things pass away
Haiku # 15656 October 10, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie