Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
They'll keep killing and
selling, swearing, eating, and
will do so till Smackdown
Haiku # 15657 October 10, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Mox
The true dharma is
sown at the end of life when
all things pass away
Haiku # 15656 October 10, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
A woman with red hair
and a sincere soul is worth more
than all the vulgar haikus and near haikus
a person can get

Haiku # 15655 October 10, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
Children talk dirty
Do you snicker when you type?
Look, Mommy is here!
Haiku # 15654 October 10, 2001 11:42 am ET
by WK
and this dude mellie
you could call him fat collie
the better to heel

(colors unmasked, in ways
more than one)
Haiku # 15653 October 10, 2001 10:38 am ET
by scottie
it goes with old age
i suppose, senility
and all that baggage
Haiku # 15652 October 10, 2001 10:35 am ET
by scottie
how about this one
the Truly Demented One
just like this Mad Taer
Haiku # 15651 October 10, 2001 10:33 am ET
by scottie
how about cow and chicken
truly abnormal
and outrightly ridiculous
Haiku # 15650 October 10, 2001 10:30 am ET
by scottie
ha ha, truly laughable
Haiku # 15649 October 10, 2001 10:26 am ET
by scottie
essence of cock uh
right up there where he belongs
ah so beautiful
Haiku # 15648 October 10, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mellie
how about Complete Asshole
it sounds cute to me
no kidding
Haiku # 15647 October 10, 2001 10:05 am ET
by Mox
not a cartoon name
and should be original
reflecting my id
Haiku # 15646 October 10, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ap - still searching for a deceptive handle
names of states might work.
call me missafornia?
nothing midwestern

Haiku # 15645 October 10, 2001 9:46 am ET
by ap
porno boy - not me
maybe gland man- mmm, not bad
mox, help me with this
Haiku # 15644 October 10, 2001 9:44 am ET
by ap
standing in the cold
the vermin comes for a bite
sadly with clipped wings
Haiku # 15643 October 10, 2001 9:39 am ET
by indiana
visual delight
joe cocker sings the background
baby take off your......
Haiku # 15642 October 10, 2001 8:38 am ET
by ap
I dance but naked though
never on broadway or streets
breasts sway moisture flows
Haiku # 15641 October 10, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie, 15634 is not mine, Porno Queen?
pervert number one
infertile seeds not real spunk
dribble out of you
Haiku # 15640 October 10, 2001 8:24 am ET
by mellie,this one's for you moxie
i am still praying
jesus, please preserve us and
send me some pussy
Haiku # 15639 October 10, 2001 8:18 am ET
by ap
and you're STILL the Anonymous Pedophile, Pervert No. 1, Kee-rist how you stink
have mercy on yourself
Haiku # 15638 October 10, 2001 8:08 am ET
by mox-lee
hey look who's talking
coming from the donkey's ass
or is it reversed
Haiku # 15637 October 10, 2001 8:03 am ET
by ron
Fuck you STILL Moxie
Get the hell out of this site
Bring your shit elsewhere
Haiku # 15636 October 10, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think, I just told you
not to lose you're stature
unlike that horrid old fart
Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15635 October 10, 2001 7:57 am ET
by mox

I'm the Porno Queen
I used to strip in Broadway
Forty-second Street
Haiku # 15634 October 10, 2001 7:51 am ET
by mellie

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15633 October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15632 October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku
fair enough moxie
what seeds are you thinking of
rockmelons maybe ?
Haiku # 15631 October 10, 2001 7:29 am ET
by mellie
mellie, we really don't want your seed
spread anywhere, to start with
your haiku on this board.
You stand advised.
Haiku # 15630 October 10, 2001 6:59 am ET
by Moxie
Keep your bright white tidy
appearances, possibly
(un)necessary
Haiku # 15629 October 10, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
oh indiana
sounds like fertile ground enough
have a squirt of this
Haiku # 15628 October 10, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ecstatic pleasure
planting seeds on fertile ground
most natural way

(
Haiku # 15627 October 10, 2001 1:06 am ET
by indiana
dumb, dumber dumbest
the name just keeps on morphing
horrid resistance
Haiku # 15626 October 10, 2001 12:08 am ET
by indiana
i flooded the site
but is it really me? who can tell
who i am and who you are?
Haiku # 15625 October 9, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by moxie
oH nO i'Ve BeEn CloNeD!
lAsT tHrEe eNtrieEs aRe Not MiNe
jUsT sOmE dUmBaSs' WoRk

Haiku # 15624 October 9, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by goku@therealmccoy
some erotic urge
to spread my seed far and wide
prompts me to post this
Haiku # 15623 October 9, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by (beats working)
snippets from the soul
exposes the intellect
some to oblivion
Haiku # 15622 October 9, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by indiana
Let us see the GREAT
ey pee submit his so called poetry
so light may shine bright

(common, enlighten us nitwits with
your GOOD poetry, okay?)
Haiku # 15621 October 9, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by jewel1
Such intentions are
must "life" be limited so?
it is the haiku.

(and forgive me for trying to explain)
Haiku # 15620 October 9, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by jewel1
What's with you ey pee?
I be the Judge for MYSELF
not for anyone
Haiku # 15619 October 9, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by jewel1
haiku number one'
five, five, nine, two, is not mine
ronin still a creep
Haiku # 15618 October 9, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ron
School: Instructor or-
gy, student rape. "Bend over!"
They might as well say.
Haiku # 15617 October 9, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by SharkAria of UC Davis
the singing is fine
the poetry not as good
but fix the tooth, please
Haiku # 15616 October 9, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by ap
jesus mary and
joseph! she's come to judge us!
shall i genuflect?
Haiku # 15615 October 9, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by ap
jewel gives us life?
and then we all must yield
to jewel's judgement?
Haiku # 15614 October 9, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by ap
So broad is the scope
I will, my own, be the judge
for intentions held
Haiku # 15613 October 9, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by jewel1
Perceptions formed words
The soul of haiku requires
that all need to yield
Haiku # 15612 October 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by jewel1
Knowledge of the past
shall lead, this happened before
it happens once more
Haiku # 15611 October 9, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by jewel1
For as you submit
the seed starts germinating
Again, I give life

Haiku # 15610 October 9, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by jewel1
lord jesus, forgive
me for fucking with moxie
please send me pussy
Haiku # 15609 October 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by ap - i pray. reverently. of course.
as I was sleeping
something happened in Seattle
new elevators

(
Haiku # 15608 October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by indiana