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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Fuck you STILL Moxie
Get the hell out of this site
Bring your shit elsewhere
Haiku # 15636 October 10, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think, I just told you
not to lose you're stature
unlike that horrid old fart
Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 15635 October 10, 2001 7:57 am ET
by mox

I'm the Porno Queen
I used to strip in Broadway
Forty-second Street
Haiku # 15634 October 10, 2001 7:51 am ET
by mellie

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15633 October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku

wHeRe Is PoRnO gIrL
Is ShE tHe OnE cAlLed DeLliE
I gUeSs ShE wOulD dO
Haiku # 15632 October 10, 2001 7:43 am ET
by goku
fair enough moxie
what seeds are you thinking of
rockmelons maybe ?
Haiku # 15631 October 10, 2001 7:29 am ET
by mellie
mellie, we really don't want your seed
spread anywhere, to start with
your haiku on this board.
You stand advised.
Haiku # 15630 October 10, 2001 6:59 am ET
by Moxie
Keep your bright white tidy
appearances, possibly
(un)necessary
Haiku # 15629 October 10, 2001 1:40 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
oh indiana
sounds like fertile ground enough
have a squirt of this
Haiku # 15628 October 10, 2001 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ecstatic pleasure
planting seeds on fertile ground
most natural way

(
Haiku # 15627 October 10, 2001 1:06 am ET
by indiana
dumb, dumber dumbest
the name just keeps on morphing
horrid resistance
Haiku # 15626 October 10, 2001 12:08 am ET
by indiana
i flooded the site
but is it really me? who can tell
who i am and who you are?
Haiku # 15625 October 9, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by moxie
oH nO i'Ve BeEn CloNeD!
lAsT tHrEe eNtrieEs aRe Not MiNe
jUsT sOmE dUmBaSs' WoRk

Haiku # 15624 October 9, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by goku@therealmccoy
some erotic urge
to spread my seed far and wide
prompts me to post this
Haiku # 15623 October 9, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by (beats working)
snippets from the soul
exposes the intellect
some to oblivion
Haiku # 15622 October 9, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by indiana
Let us see the GREAT
ey pee submit his so called poetry
so light may shine bright

(common, enlighten us nitwits with
your GOOD poetry, okay?)
Haiku # 15621 October 9, 2001 10:27 pm ET
by jewel1
Such intentions are
must "life" be limited so?
it is the haiku.

(and forgive me for trying to explain)
Haiku # 15620 October 9, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by jewel1
What's with you ey pee?
I be the Judge for MYSELF
not for anyone
Haiku # 15619 October 9, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by jewel1
haiku number one'
five, five, nine, two, is not mine
ronin still a creep
Haiku # 15618 October 9, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ron
School: Instructor or-
gy, student rape. "Bend over!"
They might as well say.
Haiku # 15617 October 9, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by SharkAria of UC Davis
the singing is fine
the poetry not as good
but fix the tooth, please
Haiku # 15616 October 9, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by ap
jesus mary and
joseph! she's come to judge us!
shall i genuflect?
Haiku # 15615 October 9, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by ap
jewel gives us life?
and then we all must yield
to jewel's judgement?
Haiku # 15614 October 9, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by ap
So broad is the scope
I will, my own, be the judge
for intentions held
Haiku # 15613 October 9, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by jewel1
Perceptions formed words
The soul of haiku requires
that all need to yield
Haiku # 15612 October 9, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by jewel1
Knowledge of the past
shall lead, this happened before
it happens once more
Haiku # 15611 October 9, 2001 7:09 pm ET
by jewel1
For as you submit
the seed starts germinating
Again, I give life

Haiku # 15610 October 9, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by jewel1
lord jesus, forgive
me for fucking with moxie
please send me pussy
Haiku # 15609 October 9, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by ap - i pray. reverently. of course.
as I was sleeping
something happened in Seattle
new elevators

(
Haiku # 15608 October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by indiana
i think porno boy
might be a good name, GokU
you wanna try it
Haiku # 15607 October 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
holy fucking shit
tell us all you know, moxie
who are these posers
Haiku # 15606 October 9, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by ap
five mice can't drive cars
fuck me in the ear and call
my name today bitch
Haiku # 15605 October 9, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by joe of ward
There's more than one
person being someone else
the Net is an open
season for all takers
Haiku # 15604 October 9, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Moxie
Nothing is direct-
ed at anyone in par-
ticular ok?
Haiku # 15603 October 9, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Janis
"Defaced" equals, the
Submitting of hundreds of
Empty bad haiku

You know, the type of
Thing that makes the site really
Hard to read and use.

Don't worry my friends
I would never delete verse
Never Never Nev...
Haiku # 15602 October 9, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Janis
these haikus are shit
neither good nor poetic
bad zeros and ones

falling of the rift
certain of uncertainty
schizm of my soul
Haiku # 15601 October 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by soma of farfromafghanistan

okay, okay
we'll just take the punches
for now
Haiku # 15600 October 9, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
duhh, stop it guys really you should
let's just kiss and make up,and
try to make things better,
and do our best to be nicer
Haiku # 15599 October 9, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by mox

go suck moxie's seeds
its the only thing you do
where you most stand out
Haiku # 15598 October 9, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
shut up fucking bitch
I don't add things in brackets
it's in the poem
Haiku # 15597 October 9, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by mellie
when seeds have been sown
fresh blooms will flourish anew
must pull out some weeds
Haiku # 15596 October 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by mellie

shut up you bitch-head
you cant even write poems
all you say is fuck

(much like a dumb-blonde)
Haiku # 15595 October 9, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by Ms. Singapore
hang in there janis
some might rise up from ashes
others badly burnt
Haiku # 15594 October 9, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by mellie
costs nothing for you
no effort no poetry
you've got shit for brains
Haiku # 15593 October 9, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by mellie

mox is the Anonymous Poet
it's his style, he copies names
Haiku # 15592 October 9, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by ron
all of you, i am
sorry i was such a dick
please, just forgive me
Haiku # 15591 October 9, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by ronin
Hey Mr. Ronin
You seem like youre rolling
Shut up your droning
Haiku # 15590 October 9, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Jakob the L. of Siberia
Fuck you Mox!
Haiku # 15589 October 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by AP
go brood elsewhere mox
you dont deface you shit head
you defecate heaps
Haiku # 15588 October 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
fuck you too lone wolf
another stinking feral
should be shot on sight
Haiku # 15587 October 9, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by mellie