Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Fuck you Mox!
Haiku # 15589 October 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by AP
go brood elsewhere mox
you dont deface you shit head
you defecate heaps
Haiku # 15588 October 9, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
fuck you too lone wolf
another stinking feral
should be shot on sight
Haiku # 15587 October 9, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by mellie

i brood and brood
just what is "defaced" to be precise
the definition to me seems
to be subjective and
quite restrictive. one man's fun is another's censorable delight. this omen does not sit well...
Haiku # 15586 October 9, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by mox

fuck you AP
you dont tell us
what to do around here

(but deletion is not pretty,
hope this is the last. regardless,
it's still public, cost is immaterial.)
Haiku # 15585 October 9, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by lone wolf

MoX SkTz tHe LeE SkTz
yOu HaVe a PlAce iN ThIs SiTe
SiX fEeT BeLoW DuDe
Haiku # 15584 October 9, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by goku

nO fLoWeRs fOr Me
I aM MiSteR BumBLe Bee
I dO tHe FlOwErs

(i SiP nEctArs, YoU sUcK ScUm)
Haiku # 15583 October 9, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by goku
oops oops oops oops
Two many entries I see
oops oops oops oops
Haiku # 15582 October 9, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Wk
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15581 October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15580 October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
I wish I could set
things right and repair instead
of debate and blush
Haiku # 15579 October 9, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Mox
The last haiku should
Be called, "why I deleted
a bunch of entries"
Haiku # 15578 October 9, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Perhaps you cretins
Out there in haiku land
Should know all of this

I do pay money
For server space etcetera.
This place if for fun

So when you deface
This site and try to break it
I have to fix it

Be considerate....
Haiku # 15577 October 9, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
on the other side
of the machine we don't know
each other's own real lives
Haiku # 15576 October 9, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Mox
in any debris
the best thing to do is make
a new, rebuild, home
Haiku # 15575 October 9, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Moxie
photodocument
the moment caught in a flash
happened in the past
Haiku # 15574 October 9, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ash
my smart metaphor
touches a literal nerve
amidst the decay
Haiku # 15573 October 9, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ash
photos document
what time wilfully ignores
when memory fades
Haiku # 15572 October 9, 2001 9:41 am ET
by jewel1
Such sweet sacrifice
floras in their beings will
dying, to give life
Haiku # 15571 October 9, 2001 9:38 am ET
by jewel1
a precious flower
blooms resplendent for a while
until it decays
Haiku # 15570 October 9, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ash

rEcenT eVentS HaVe
SpLIt mox'S pErSonaLity
InTo hAlvEs - mox, LEE
Haiku # 15569 October 9, 2001 8:09 am ET
by goku
Shampoo, pink fur dye
dental floss, toothbrush, pink shades
it looked just insane
Haiku # 15568 October 9, 2001 5:42 am ET
by jewel1
"Why was I made a Cat,
when I shall become a man?"
Ribbons, bonnet, bed.
Haiku # 15567 October 9, 2001 5:40 am ET
by jewel1
Looking at its paws,
musing, for what good reason
it had to lose them
Haiku # 15566 October 9, 2001 5:38 am ET
by jewel1
Persian denailed, slid
soft paws helplessly holding
its face hit the wall
Haiku # 15565 October 9, 2001 5:36 am ET
by jewel1
FUck this sh!T haickus are fucking stupid and
yyou people who sit here and write this shit all
day sho=uld be fukking ashamed of your selves
get a fucking life ...haikus get old
write a fuckin novel

Haiku # 15507 October 9, 2001 2:37 am ET
by Haiku fucker
an old poet stoops
to smell the flowers then spits
walks away abhorred
Haiku # 15506 October 9, 2001 12:22 am ET
by goku
too much trivia
not enough pieces of art
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15505 October 8, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
jesus would tell you
not to tell such fucking lies
now fess up moxie
Haiku # 15504 October 8, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
the road less taken
was covered with bones of those
waylaid by the cares of this world
Haiku # 15503 October 8, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by Mox
I wish I knew dear
sir, when they come home to stone
and sleep on violence

vegetarian MREs?
what is compassion in war?
but Mordor I see there
Haiku # 15502 October 8, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
they tumble and toss
cold and unrested mornings
where
Haiku # 15501 October 8, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by indiana
The Kali dancing thing
pulses all around waiting
to end the yuga in a Yugo
Haiku # 15500 October 8, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Flip Flap Flippty flap
Likes to eat seeds
Wakes me up in the morning
That's budgies
Haiku # 15499 October 8, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Booga
Sick Sick Sick like a snopp doggy dog
pour me some gin and neo-citran
and i'll goto bed
Haiku # 15498 October 8, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Boris
Haiku # 15497 October 8, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wounding of the ego
can be rough on all people
competition is the rule sadly
Haiku # 15496 October 8, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Moxie (has been Goku, Lee, PXC)
reacting
read Marcus Arelius
Haiku # 15495 October 8, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Shakes head
Haiku # 15494 October 8, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Mox
lying sack of shit
idiot with a keyboard
that's the way it is
Haiku # 15493 October 8, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
Well, there's a point when I say "I need to leave
here and get a real life" then someone else takes the handle I've used...I have two I use, once as Goku here, and when I come back, same thing...

Wake up call, wasted life on line
Haiku # 15492 October 8, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
Are you guys a bit
bored writing haikus all day?
Do you have a life?
Haiku # 15491 October 8, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by IAmTheCaptain
true poetic justice:
that they who plot to ruin
are disgraced and shamed
Haiku # 15490 October 8, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by indiana
your silence is true
as your guilt sticks on the wall
eternal blunder
Haiku # 15489 October 8, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by indiana
playing both sides of
the street has its own hazards
watch out for traffic
Haiku # 15488 October 8, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ap
oooh, that was nasty
i suspect a writer with
multiple handles
Haiku # 15487 October 8, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ap
what good does it do
to call each other idiots or racists?
it just makes noise
Haiku # 15486 October 8, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
Love your neighbor
do boring Greatest Generation things
love yourself
Haiku # 15485 October 8, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Goku
Everyone needs a scapegoat
Until they realize
They need to live and eat
Haiku # 15484 October 8, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
Nyx is friendlier
than angry critique
because the stars don't talk back

I am who I am
You are who you are
Haiku # 15483 October 8, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Mox