Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


MoX SkTz tHe LeE SkTz
yOu HaVe a PlAce iN ThIs SiTe
SiX fEeT BeLoW DuDe
Haiku # 15584, October 9, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by goku

nO fLoWeRs fOr Me
I aM MiSteR BumBLe Bee
I dO tHe FlOwErs

(i SiP nEctArs, YoU sUcK ScUm)
Haiku # 15583, October 9, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by goku
oops oops oops oops
Two many entries I see
oops oops oops oops
Haiku # 15582, October 9, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Wk
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15581, October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
You silly people
Bicker through the poetry
Are ya'll just that bored?

Make silly haiku
Or serious if you want
Apply Golden Rule
Haiku # 15580, October 9, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by WK
I wish I could set
things right and repair instead
of debate and blush
Haiku # 15579, October 9, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Mox
The last haiku should
Be called, "why I deleted
a bunch of entries"
Haiku # 15578, October 9, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Perhaps you cretins
Out there in haiku land
Should know all of this

I do pay money
For server space etcetera.
This place if for fun

So when you deface
This site and try to break it
I have to fix it

Be considerate....
Haiku # 15577, October 9, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
on the other side
of the machine we don't know
each other's own real lives
Haiku # 15576, October 9, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Mox
in any debris
the best thing to do is make
a new, rebuild, home
Haiku # 15575, October 9, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Moxie
photodocument
the moment caught in a flash
happened in the past
Haiku # 15574, October 9, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ash
my smart metaphor
touches a literal nerve
amidst the decay
Haiku # 15573, October 9, 2001 10:02 am ET
by ash
photos document
what time wilfully ignores
when memory fades
Haiku # 15572, October 9, 2001 9:41 am ET
by jewel1
Such sweet sacrifice
floras in their beings will
dying, to give life
Haiku # 15571, October 9, 2001 9:38 am ET
by jewel1
a precious flower
blooms resplendent for a while
until it decays
Haiku # 15570, October 9, 2001 9:04 am ET
by ash

rEcenT eVentS HaVe
SpLIt mox'S pErSonaLity
InTo hAlvEs - mox, LEE
Haiku # 15569, October 9, 2001 8:09 am ET
by goku
Shampoo, pink fur dye
dental floss, toothbrush, pink shades
it looked just insane
Haiku # 15568, October 9, 2001 5:42 am ET
by jewel1
"Why was I made a Cat,
when I shall become a man?"
Ribbons, bonnet, bed.
Haiku # 15567, October 9, 2001 5:40 am ET
by jewel1
Looking at its paws,
musing, for what good reason
it had to lose them
Haiku # 15566, October 9, 2001 5:38 am ET
by jewel1
Persian denailed, slid
soft paws helplessly holding
its face hit the wall
Haiku # 15565, October 9, 2001 5:36 am ET
by jewel1
FUck this sh!T haickus are fucking stupid and
yyou people who sit here and write this shit all
day sho=uld be fukking ashamed of your selves
get a fucking life ...haikus get old
write a fuckin novel

Haiku # 15507, October 9, 2001 2:37 am ET
by Haiku fucker
an old poet stoops
to smell the flowers then spits
walks away abhorred
Haiku # 15506, October 9, 2001 12:22 am ET
by goku
too much trivia
not enough pieces of art
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 15505, October 8, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by ash
jesus would tell you
not to tell such fucking lies
now fess up moxie
Haiku # 15504, October 8, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ap
the road less taken
was covered with bones of those
waylaid by the cares of this world
Haiku # 15503, October 8, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by Mox
I wish I knew dear
sir, when they come home to stone
and sleep on violence

vegetarian MREs?
what is compassion in war?
but Mordor I see there
Haiku # 15502, October 8, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
they tumble and toss
cold and unrested mornings
where
Haiku # 15501, October 8, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by indiana
The Kali dancing thing
pulses all around waiting
to end the yuga in a Yugo
Haiku # 15500, October 8, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie
Flip Flap Flippty flap
Likes to eat seeds
Wakes me up in the morning
That's budgies
Haiku # 15499, October 8, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Booga
Sick Sick Sick like a snopp doggy dog
pour me some gin and neo-citran
and i'll goto bed
Haiku # 15498, October 8, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Boris
Haiku # 15497, October 8, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wounding of the ego
can be rough on all people
competition is the rule sadly
Haiku # 15496, October 8, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by Moxie (has been Goku, Lee, PXC)
reacting
read Marcus Arelius
Haiku # 15495, October 8, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Shakes head
Haiku # 15494, October 8, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Mox
lying sack of shit
idiot with a keyboard
that's the way it is
Haiku # 15493, October 8, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by ap
Well, there's a point when I say "I need to leave
here and get a real life" then someone else takes the handle I've used...I have two I use, once as Goku here, and when I come back, same thing...

Wake up call, wasted life on line
Haiku # 15492, October 8, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Moxie
Are you guys a bit
bored writing haikus all day?
Do you have a life?
Haiku # 15491, October 8, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by IAmTheCaptain
true poetic justice:
that they who plot to ruin
are disgraced and shamed
Haiku # 15490, October 8, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by indiana
your silence is true
as your guilt sticks on the wall
eternal blunder
Haiku # 15489, October 8, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by indiana
playing both sides of
the street has its own hazards
watch out for traffic
Haiku # 15488, October 8, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by ap
oooh, that was nasty
i suspect a writer with
multiple handles
Haiku # 15487, October 8, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ap
what good does it do
to call each other idiots or racists?
it just makes noise
Haiku # 15486, October 8, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
Love your neighbor
do boring Greatest Generation things
love yourself
Haiku # 15485, October 8, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Goku
Everyone needs a scapegoat
Until they realize
They need to live and eat
Haiku # 15484, October 8, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
Nyx is friendlier
than angry critique
because the stars don't talk back

I am who I am
You are who you are
Haiku # 15483, October 8, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Mox
A woman in Afghatistan
can die for getting out of her bounds
and you're free here to ask me to die

Consider your alternatives and join RAWA
Haiku # 15482, October 8, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie

THIS ROUND GOES TO JEWEL



...................O
...................J/
...................lL


...............ORALE
Haiku # 15481, October 8, 2001 11:01 am ET
by lone wolf!@themasterlovesyajewelhesjusttendinghisbonsaitomaintainhisusualbalance
educated fool
showing off your ignorance
pitiful foul mouth
Haiku # 15480, October 8, 2001 10:53 am ET
by mellie
Dance in the moonlight
Offer myrrh to goddess Nyx
serendipity

(if you don't get it, just shut up
you don't have to display your
imbecility)
Haiku # 15479, October 8, 2001 7:45 am ET
by jewel1really?sowhyreactifugotmydriftshitmouth
maggies cheeks are sweet
she moves her arse knowingly
little boxer bitch
Haiku # 15478, October 8, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie,my box's not shallow :-)
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