Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Love your neighbor
do boring Greatest Generation things
love yourself
Haiku # 15485 October 8, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Goku
Everyone needs a scapegoat
Until they realize
They need to live and eat
Haiku # 15484 October 8, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
Nyx is friendlier
than angry critique
because the stars don't talk back

I am who I am
You are who you are
Haiku # 15483 October 8, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Mox
A woman in Afghatistan
can die for getting out of her bounds
and you're free here to ask me to die

Consider your alternatives and join RAWA
Haiku # 15482 October 8, 2001 11:16 am ET
by Moxie

THIS ROUND GOES TO JEWEL



...................O
...................J/
...................lL


...............ORALE
Haiku # 15481 October 8, 2001 11:01 am ET
by lone wolf!@themasterlovesyajewelhesjusttendinghisbonsaitomaintainhisusualbalance
educated fool
showing off your ignorance
pitiful foul mouth
Haiku # 15480 October 8, 2001 10:53 am ET
by mellie
Dance in the moonlight
Offer myrrh to goddess Nyx
serendipity

(if you don't get it, just shut up
you don't have to display your
imbecility)
Haiku # 15479 October 8, 2001 7:45 am ET
by jewel1really?sowhyreactifugotmydriftshitmouth
maggies cheeks are sweet
she moves her arse knowingly
little boxer bitch
Haiku # 15478 October 8, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie,my box's not shallow :-)
the great whale leaping
forming a rainbow at sea
resplendent splashes

(you juz couldn't resist that can you?
your petty nom de guerre will never
work...that's it, just write on similar
lines, you are shallow anyway)
Haiku # 15477 October 8, 2001 6:36 am ET
by jewel1
I had a cat once
looked like a little tiger
then I smashed its face

broke its little ribs
when I stopped the car to look
dying eyes still loved
Haiku # 15476 October 8, 2001 3:32 am ET
by mellie
Like a pittbull once
the bulldog's face all mashed in
with an upturned nose
Haiku # 15475 October 8, 2001 2:29 am ET
by jewel1
Boxer's cheek drooping
to the ground so magnetized
its face leaning right
Haiku # 15474 October 8, 2001 2:25 am ET
by jewel1
laid deep and buried
the truth of his own folly
silent shame to bear

(
Haiku # 15473 October 8, 2001 2:03 am ET
by indiana
A sAnDcaStle bUilt
sO muCh To bE aSpireD foR
All teMpoRarY
Haiku # 15472 October 8, 2001 1:33 am ET
by goku
The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
so grotesque, so cute
Haiku # 15471 October 8, 2001 12:03 am ET
by jewel1
The pug and its nose
a long necktie for a tongue
ao grotesque, so cute
Haiku # 15470 October 8, 2001 12:02 am ET
by jewel1
moxie- leaning on
mouse while mastrubating-"no
haiku submited"
Haiku # 15469 October 7, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by lee
aS tHe laSt lEaf fAlls
PeAce TucKs iN foR HaRsH WinTeR
fLasH..eXplOsiOn..sMokE...
Haiku # 15468 October 7, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by goku
Dolphins showing off
hungry for the human touch
plays for just one rub
Haiku # 15467 October 7, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by jewel1
In its depth I dive
peach sea anemone flirts
with the pert clownfish
Haiku # 15466 October 7, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by jewel1
Rugged Palau
Jellyfishes left alone
tamed, losing its sting

Such grace, such beauty!
looking through its clear bloodstream
dancing in my hand
Haiku # 15465 October 7, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by jewel1
your guilt will haunt you!
no wrong will correct itself
loud thumping heart beats

(
Haiku # 15464 October 7, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by indiana
the prime fairy dropped
to see its horrible deed
with buttons it flew

(
Haiku # 15463 October 7, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by indiana
time is running out
time's running out of my head
running out of time
Haiku # 15462 October 7, 2001 10:15 am ET
by mellie
it wsn't me Ash
been lots of thrashing taken
but still I submit
Haiku # 15461 October 7, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
that's asking for it
we'd like to see you submit
after a thrashing
Haiku # 15460 October 7, 2001 9:52 am ET
by ash
automatism
pushing all the wrong buttons
again and again
Haiku # 15459 October 7, 2001 9:50 am ET
by ash
a lonely outpost
with no communication
i have to submit
Haiku # 15458 October 7, 2001 9:49 am ET
by ash
it was a quickie
plain and simple with grunting
pure satisfaction
Haiku # 15293 October 6, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by ap
as the screen flickers
you are gently reminded
how you lost your name
Haiku # 15292 October 6, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by indiana
we wage war, my love
in order to zip up those
men who unzips them

(
Haiku # 15291 October 6, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
Neo Paul Bunyan
but for the fire ablazing
grips as vice within
Haiku # 15290 October 6, 2001 8:51 am ET
by jewel1
Genuflex to Nyx
Niobe I shall become
For the Old Glory
Haiku # 15289 October 6, 2001 8:50 am ET
by jewel1
the cause he pursues
perforce by love inspiring
In my shell I weep
Haiku # 15288 October 6, 2001 8:49 am ET
by jewel1
One with the bell's peals
beating secretly within
for his fervor
Haiku # 15287 October 6, 2001 8:48 am ET
by jewel1
read the oracle
of the rainman, who saw
himself actually

(
Haiku # 15286 October 6, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana
on his bed he plots
what evil to do himself
ceasing to be wise

(
Haiku # 15285 October 6, 2001 6:41 am ET
by indiana
hiding in short skirts
their folly was soon exposed
those skirts fitting them

(..was it a size 42? or 44 you lard ass)
Haiku # 15284 October 6, 2001 6:27 am ET
by indiana
back stabbers gloated
exalting themselves, yet clothe
in shame and disgrace
Haiku # 15283 October 6, 2001 6:25 am ET
by indiana
Haiku # 15282 October 6, 2001 4:53 am ET
by (i mean bad verse to just bad...)
the black goat drops in
to survey the recent posts....
nothing worth eating
Haiku # 15281 October 6, 2001 4:52 am ET
by (even by goat standards...things have gone from bad to verse...)
contradictory
ignorance venom anger
such a crock of shit
Haiku # 15280 October 5, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by mellie
with so little time
and so much bad haiku puke
overwhelming trash
Haiku # 15279 October 5, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by ap
with so little time
Haiku # 15278 October 5, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by ap

YOU DISAPPOINT ME MOXIE

YOU REALLY DO

GO KILL YOURSELF

AND SAVE THE WORLD

FROM YOUR MISERY
Haiku # 15277 October 5, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by RONIN

NO KINDNESS

RICHLY DESERVES

NO KINDNESS



NO PR

NO PUBLICITY

NO USE IN GOING PUBLIC

Haiku # 15276 October 5, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by RONIN

INGRATES

DISREGARDING KINDNESS

OPTING TO BE ABRASSIVE

TRYING TO BE COOL

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

YOUR KIND DOESNT LAST

BUT IS LEFT TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Haiku # 15275 October 5, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by RONIN

LIBERALS?

BRAIN DEAD DUMBKOFFS

CONTRADICTING BEHAVIOR

GO BACK TO NURSERY SCHOOL BIRD BRAINS
Haiku # 15274 October 5, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING SORRY HOBO BAGS
Haiku # 15273 October 5, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING FASCIST RACIST HYPOCRITES

WITH BIG ZERO MORALITY

DEGENERATE FOOLS
Haiku # 15272 October 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by RONIN