Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78054 Haiku later...

YOU DISAPPOINT ME MOXIE

YOU REALLY DO

GO KILL YOURSELF

AND SAVE THE WORLD

FROM YOUR MISERY
Haiku # 15277 October 5, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by RONIN

NO KINDNESS

RICHLY DESERVES

NO KINDNESS



NO PR

NO PUBLICITY

NO USE IN GOING PUBLIC

Haiku # 15276 October 5, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by RONIN

INGRATES

DISREGARDING KINDNESS

OPTING TO BE ABRASSIVE

TRYING TO BE COOL

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

YOUR KIND DOESNT LAST

BUT IS LEFT TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Haiku # 15275 October 5, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by RONIN

LIBERALS?

BRAIN DEAD DUMBKOFFS

CONTRADICTING BEHAVIOR

GO BACK TO NURSERY SCHOOL BIRD BRAINS
Haiku # 15274 October 5, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING SORRY HOBO BAGS
Haiku # 15273 October 5, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCKING FASCIST RACIST HYPOCRITES

WITH BIG ZERO MORALITY

DEGENERATE FOOLS
Haiku # 15272 October 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by RONIN

this place will go NOWHERE

not in ten thousand years

it should ve been

HOW NOT TO BE IN BUSINESS

D-D-DU=-DUHHHHHH
Haiku # 15271 October 5, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by ronin

AND

F R E A K S ! ! !
Haiku # 15270 October 5, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by RONIN

A SITE FULL OF

DEADBEATS

AND

LOSERS

AND

WHACKOS
Haiku # 15269 October 5, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by RONIN

A PLACE FULL OF

IDIOTIC RACIST PERVERTS

WITH NOWHERE TO GO BUT DIE
Haiku # 15265 October 5, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by RONIN

YOU STUPID SAINT AND YOUR ILK

SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE WORLD TRADE

TO GREET LADENS PLANES

AND THE WORLD SHALL REJOICE
Haiku # 15264 October 5, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by RONIN

FUCK YOU "SAINT" OR WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

YOURE NOT EVEN THE FUCKING INSECT

WORTH TO PEST LADEN
Haiku # 15263 October 5, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by RONIN

.YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHAMELESS SHIT

WHATEVER FUCKING NAME YOU CHOOSE

FACT IS... YOUVE BEEN BUTT-FUCKED
Haiku # 15262 October 5, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by ronin

decadent perverts
Haiku # 15260 October 5, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by ronin

..you lazy racist bigot moron
..................race
you cant even feed yourselves
Haiku # 15258 October 5, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by ronin

...fuck you sluthole saint
you dont have the courage
..to give me your address
Haiku # 15257 October 5, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by ronin

.......it was derision,
you took it as attraction
.damn slaving perverts

......,rocky shit vulva
you damn fucking whore
Haiku # 15256 October 5, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by ronin

hyprocrital americans
..you suck the world
............dry

....fucking assholes
Haiku # 15255 October 5, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by ronin

what the fuck are you
......trying to say
..........moxie
Haiku # 15254 October 5, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by ronin
"I'm trying to save you!"
but fuck off, door to door guy!!!!!!!
And that's the truth!!!!
Haiku # 15252 October 5, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Moxie
much beer and wodka
would get my mind to shut up
but I would awake with
the mindless existential headache
the lesson of gothic Godliness
or Calvinistic hypocrisy
Haiku # 15251 October 5, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Mox
With raincoat unzipped
I seek the morning pleasure
of my leaning tree
Haiku # 15250 October 5, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Thank you much ap
I have the beer and vodka
let us celebrate
Haiku # 15249 October 5, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Saint
tumbling warm and wet
scumbled cumulonimbus
precipitating
Haiku # 15248 October 5, 2001 6:30 am ET
by ash
regarding terror
consider the tax return
no i'd rather not
Haiku # 15247 October 5, 2001 6:27 am ET
by ash
Fade - Fading away,
to transparency until
I'm transitory
Haiku # 15246 October 5, 2001 3:14 am ET
by Garik
and while you're at it
you can take the garbage out
and do the laundry
Haiku # 15245 October 5, 2001 1:05 am ET
by apollo creed
my wife so sexy
calling me incessantly
wash the dishes please
Haiku # 15244 October 5, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Rocky Balboa_the italian stallion
we tried
he clogged the drain
call liquid ARMYAINO
Haiku # 15243 October 4, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Lee
a bad boy returns
celebration is ordered
now the shit will fly
Haiku # 15242 October 4, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by ap
A new name for shit
Osama Bin Laden
Someone please flush him.
Haiku # 15241 October 4, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Saint
Been away a while
now I'm back, bringing haiku
regarding much shit
Haiku # 15240 October 4, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Saint
fdspjaefjaerp
a
and a tad lost in the
hippieland wetdream
never been there

1138595t-
Haiku # 15239 October 4, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Mox
narcissitic suicidal conservatism
hopefully replaced by
some good television this season
Haiku # 15238 October 4, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Mox
something excites ME
I just forgot what it was
perhaps I will sleep
Haiku # 15237 October 4, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by mellie
boring as bat shit
watching paint dry excites
coming now dear
Haiku # 15236 October 4, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
No i dont bitches,
I eat cum
I eat cum
Haiku # 15235 October 4, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin
I suck dick
I suck dick
I suck dick
Haiku # 15234 October 4, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Ronin

shut up you bitch
Haiku # 15233 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ronin
Fee Fie Fo Fumbla
Me smell assholes..
GIVE ME ASSHOLES!
Haiku # 15232 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Jakob the L. of Siberia
Perspective, anew,
morphing, moving, near, farther?
A matter of taste

(i suppose)
Haiku # 15231 October 4, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
(_!_)----------------regular ass
(__!__)-------------fat ass
(!)-------------------tight ass
(_*_)----------------sore ass
(e=emc2)-----------smart ass
(_x_)----------------cute ass
(rock_that_sees)---one dumb jackass
Haiku # 15230 October 4, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ronin
Me devotchka,
fear not what is above you,
fear what is inside...
Haiku # 15229 October 4, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Fellow Narrator
la chica
...mia

....(o)
<(.)(.)>
...")./
....(y)
Haiku # 15228 October 4, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ronin
.....FUCK YOU DUNGHOLE

...........(_,')
........../.../
........./.../
......../.../feed on this
.....(_..)(.._)twathole wannabe
Haiku # 15227 October 4, 2001 11:28 am ET
by ronin@backtovilehaiku

.....this foul dung bullshit
is what one would barely call
............vituperative
Haiku # 15226 October 4, 2001 11:23 am ET
by ronin

......dung velitations
are hardly called exciting
...it bores just like shit
Haiku # 15225 October 4, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ronin
the last time
it was 'wait one more month'
now a couple of months?

(you are so boring dang dung!!)
Haiku # 15224 October 4, 2001 11:11 am ET
by rock_that_sees

not so fast dung
Haiku # 15223 October 4, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ronin
bad Haiku boring
check you out in couple months
Have happy bung, dudes
Haiku # 15222 October 4, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Bung Daddy