and while you're at it
you can take the garbage out
and do the laundry
by apollo creed
my wife so sexy
calling me incessantly
wash the dishes please
by Rocky Balboa_the italian stallion
we tried
he clogged the drain
call liquid ARMYAINO
by Lee
a bad boy returns
celebration is ordered
now the shit will fly
by ap
A new name for shit
Osama Bin Laden
Someone please flush him.
by Saint
Been away a while
now I'm back, bringing haiku
regarding much shit
by Saint
fdspjaefjaerp
a
and a tad lost in the
hippieland wetdream
never been there
1138595t-
by Mox
narcissitic suicidal conservatism
hopefully replaced by
some good television this season
by Mox
something excites ME
I just forgot what it was
perhaps I will sleep
by mellie
boring as bat shit
watching paint dry excites
coming now dear
by mellie
No i dont bitches,
I eat cum
I eat cum
by ronin
I suck dick
I suck dick
I suck dick
by Ronin
shut up you bitch
by ronin
Fee Fie Fo Fumbla
Me smell assholes..
GIVE ME ASSHOLES!
by Jakob the L. of Siberia
Perspective, anew,
morphing, moving, near, farther?
A matter of taste
(i suppose)
by ComiCat of Jerzey
(_!_)----------------regular ass
(__!__)-------------fat ass
(!)-------------------tight ass
(_*_)----------------sore ass
(e=emc2)-----------smart ass
(_x_)----------------cute ass
(rock_that_sees)---one dumb jackass
by ronin
Me devotchka,
fear not what is above you,
fear what is inside...
by Fellow Narrator
la chica
...mia
....(o)
<(.)(.)>
...")./
....(y)
by ronin
.....FUCK YOU DUNGHOLE
...........(_,')
........../.../
........./.../
......../.../feed on this
.....(_..)(.._)twathole wannabe
by ronin@backtovilehaiku
.....this foul dung bullshit
is what one would barely call
............vituperative
by ronin
......dung velitations
are hardly called exciting
...it bores just like shit
by ronin
the last time
it was 'wait one more month'
now a couple of months?
(you are so boring dang dung!!)
by rock_that_sees
not so fast dung
by ronin
bad Haiku boring
check you out in couple months
Have happy bung, dudes
by Bung Daddy
joined as one, in peace
i am filled with love so strong
soaring to the sky
by jewel1
my body rejoiced
my mind went blank with each cell
moving towards her
by indiana
my heart longs for you
in your heart so palpable
silently beating
by jewel1
Your voice beckons me
by indiana
Deafening silence
The victory so empty
a failure to rule
by jewel1
Of silent vengeance
Cask of Ammontillado
venture to insult...
by jewel1
to indy...
give gem to a kid
it smells it then looks away
but give it cheap grass...
(the Cask of Ammontillado?)
by jewel1
quick, emergency!
emotional trauma, doc?
could be serious, nurse
by indiana
Like shit from its ass?
Why? Is there another way
for shit to pass?
Perhaps it can pass
through its oral cavity
via badhaiku?
by rocking_shit
and lo! as for rats
they love to gnaw on goat
by indiana
ever wonder why
how many atoms in a
pin? don
by indiana
This rock would be glad
If they but submit haikus
on grannies' cocks
Lacking in substance
esposed in shame with their dung
Conjugal baloney
by rock_that_sees
our quest for the grail
does not end with one spirit
some (are)/have forgotten
(
by indiana
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent
see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
by rock_that_sees
the moves of the bitch
copied lines with ass and shit
no new haiku sent
see the style and know
how she hides behind the names
offering nothing
by rock_that_sees
the rocky riddle
he who championed my jewel
need not wonder too
by indiana
Lo siento. In this town
we have plenty of barrels
some of them with holes.
(comprende se
by indiana
I wonder what could
my man Indiana be reading
with such high spirit...
by Wonderboy
A moment will come...
a question lingers on for
an answer, it's there...
Time will form its shape.
Is your life good enough to
make a movie swell?
by ComiCat of Jerzey
sitting stoically
i blow baby balls of shit
in four four time
by niceguy redux
Paver beats his meat
puts tenderizer on it
Then beats it again
by Bung Daddy
Sitting in the woods
Amber leaves drop lazily
Like poo from my ass.
by Bung Dadddy
Tony Blair; George Bush
Eloquence; frat rat pin head
God I miss Clinton
by Bung Daady
yet the rationale
of my succint and clear words
were lost to envy
(I made it clear, didn't I?)
by jewel1
